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  1. Slaanesh69

    Escape from Tarkov

    Yes. Yes it is. But I tend to enjoy them nonetheless and occasionally one clicks. I hope this one does, it has been fun so far. Thanks for the Scav discussion. My routine so far has typically been to murder a few of my allies usually close to extract as I said. I am not in this to make...
  2. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I didn't really watch it as much as I just skipped to a couple of points and saw how pathetic it all was. Poor quality garbage hotel porn with a guy that clearly was having issues.
  3. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That video may be the saddest porn I have ever seen. He had one very:
  4. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    She is rapidly approaching this potential:
  5. Slaanesh69

    Escape from Tarkov

    Well I caved in and got this over the weekend and dabbled a bit. Like most PvP games I get sweaty palms like the little bitch that I am, but I quite enjoyed it. I am definitely not elite material, but I can skulk with the best of them. My first Scav run I ended up killing a couple of my...
  6. Slaanesh69

    Dune (2020)

    Fuck you you son of a bitch! Dragonlance was the diamond of my youth and Raistlin din du nuffin. I think every single RPG character I made for years was named Tanis. Seriously, although I TREMENDOUSLY enjoyed the Dragonlance books of my youth, I am sure I would get brain cancer re-reading...
  7. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Down to my last 4 stones to acquire, unfortunately 3 are in one area so it is going to get boring fast running those maps. Sirus dropped me an Awakened melee damage support gem, which actually is in my build. A bonafida Christmas miracle. Now to spend the rest of my life leveling it up. I am...
  8. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I feel like I would look down and think I was just masturbating with those hands wrapped around my hog.
  9. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I like to have 2 areas of influence on the go to shake up the map monotony if I can. Are you saying having more than one influence, or more than one area that has 4 stones slotted, will somehow lessen the possibility of getting a taunt? Gah there are so many theories out there. The "change...
  10. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Now I will preface this with the fact that I am not the fastest min-max, actions per second player. But last night I played for probably 4 hours with one influence already on the Atlas, then chased down another areas's influence, then moved to an alt to farm the rest of the taunts on lower...
  11. Slaanesh69

    Minecraft

    Thanks! Will try that. Skyfactory 4 was my best gaming experience in a long time, I love the modpacks. My kid does as well. By the by, the new PS4 version of Minecraft, the one that allows the cross-platform play, is fucking ass. It is laggy shit with much less intuitive couch co-op play...
  12. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fuck me running, the Tramp Stamp has now come full circle. This is how they start: And this is what they become: The fucking horror. I tried to reply to Tenji's post but this pic did not show up in the reply for some weird reason.
  13. Slaanesh69

    Guns Akimbo (2020)

    Holy hell this movie is going to suck on so many levels I cannot even imagine it. The first mistake was having Radcliffe lose his accent. Then it goes downhill from there.
  14. Slaanesh69

    Train to Busan (2016)

    Ask "The Girl With the........." movies why? Because Hollywood needs to try and make THE BEST movie, it's part of their retarded DNA make-up. Ask "The Grudge", the OLD remake and the newest one as well. I never did see the original movie that spawned "The Ring" but I did enjoy the western...
  15. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Naw, the Conq that didn't drop a stone had been spawned in an area where I already obtained all 4 stones. I was an idiot so I had 4 stones still slotted in that area. Clearly, once you get all the stones, you still spawn conquerors to get to Sirus so I had accidentally done it there. Since...
  16. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy I managed to 6L my (2/3) max roll Belly in, I think, less than 600 fuses. I didn't really keep track - I just put aside 150 to 5L in in the bench and then slammed it with as many as I had left after converting most of my Jewellers. Anyway, my tool-tip dps with the extra...
  17. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    The answer is - yes, I had. However - so after 20 stones, don't ALL the areas say "4 watchstones to spawn conqueror". There is no way to tell from where I got all my previous stones other than memory? Am I missing something? I will have to look at my Atlas more closely, clearly. I did a...
  18. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I just killed Baran for my 23rd stone and he didn't drop one? Can they sometimes not drop a stone or is this a bug? After all that fucking baiting and chasing and no fucking stone? This may have killed this league for me for good.
  19. Slaanesh69

    Escape from Tarkov

    I kinda meant that they would similarly suck me into this game, not that it is like Rust or DayZ. I am intrigued by the intricate loot system but frightened by the all or nothing loot system. Also, I panic easy in PvP shooters, which means I am shit at these games, so I would expect to get...
  20. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I had my first actual Rage Quit in a while last night. I got a corrupted (are they all corrupted?) T15 Constrictor map and thought - easy peasy. Then I got the arena with the cold-dot bubbles and got fucking annihilated. Now I run a Vaal Pact melee build, which, combined with how fucking much...
  21. Slaanesh69

    No Man's Sky

    Interestingly enough, this is the only game I have ever bought and refunded twice. This could end up being the best game ever created, with free handjobs and gold spewing out of the vents of my video card fan and I don't think I can bring myself to buy it again. That second time was after it...
  22. Slaanesh69

    Escape from Tarkov

    It seems like all the major Rust/DayZ streamers/Youtubers are playing this game now. Stimpee, AquaFPS to name 2 mid-range youtubers that I watch regularly. I won't lie and say I haven't been tempted to get this game and try it. They sucked me into about 65 hours of Rust which I both loved and...
  23. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I thought the same thing, then remembered it is often not the ping ping that kills you but the KABOOM, you know? I mean, yeah, a lot of times what you think is a one-shot is actually a quick one-two (or more) combo of something, but the one-shots are undeniably there. My melee (well, cyclone...
  24. Slaanesh69

    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    This was entertaining but nothing earth shattering. I agree with someone above about the whole mood of Iron City - it was laid out as a falling apart Blade-Runner-esque place but looked more like Orgrimmar than Baghdad. I thought everything outside the rollerderby stuff was great - the fight...
  25. Slaanesh69

    Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

    I've known some trashy, closing-time dames in my years, but none that look like Robbie. I'll wait.
  26. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I agree with Deathwing here. The movie wasn't terrible, it was meh, but it gets caught up in the gyre that is the disappointment in all things Star Wars. I think the Whitaker character's decision to "just stay here" was symptomatic of the whole movie - mediocre writing, paper-thin character...
  27. Slaanesh69

    Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

    Let me know when Robbie is washed up and in the gutter. I would gladly swoop in and help her back to recovery. MI'Lady. <<tips hat>>. Please, relax in my sex dungeon...I MEAN finished basement.
  28. Slaanesh69

    Your favorite intro scene in a movie

    I cheated and looked at some lists on the interwebs and Inglorious Basterds was up there in my mind. The Jew Hunter opening scene was pretty intense and basically made Waltz a household name in one scene. Beat by seconds by Adebisi. Also, the opening temple escape scene in Raiders of the Lost...
  29. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This cannot possibly happen soon enough. This fucking pedo reject needs to be incarcerated and that right now!
  30. Slaanesh69

    The New Mutants (2019)

    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that may be single worst fill ever done in the history of comics. Flame? More like: Here, son, could you doodle on this image for a few minutes with this red Sharpie? Thanks, kid.
  31. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Ha, I have been playing less the last week, and I have decided to make a weak attempt to level my Cyclone character beyond 92, but I refuse to not do content. So, fairly empty challenge, but there you go. I basically play him until I die once and then go play an alt - I HAVE conceded to...
  32. Slaanesh69

    The New Mutants (2019)

    She has something strange and unique about her looks that I cannot quite put my finger on. Her eyes are a little too far apart maybe? And the middle-top of her upper lip comes to a weird point? I dunno but she is subtly off-putting. All that being said, she acts well in that "extended dread"...
  33. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    I have to say, Red Letter Media needs to go back to their roots, because they are starting to get boring now. The Re:Views are OCCASIONALLY a nice alternative, the intimate setting videos ok, but they need to go back to the well of bad movies soon or they are going to lose a lot of their recent...
  34. Slaanesh69

    Best movie of the decade ?

    Tommyknockers is an abomination and should never be mentioned more than twice in a single thread page on threat of eternal damnation. Not only one of the worst books King ever wrote (Needful Things is up there as well) but also one of the worst single books I have ever read. I think the issue...
  35. Slaanesh69

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The Shape of Water. For all the buzz and Del Toro attachment, it fucking sucked in my opinion. I am a fan of Michael Shannon and Richard Jenkins but even they could not support this slow, boring, plodding movie. The cinematography, the mood, the setting, it was all pretty great, but the story...
  36. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  37. Slaanesh69

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    So I just talked to a guy who went to DisneyWorld for the Xmas break. He and his kids planned out their Star Wars portion of the park well in advance. He said there were massive (MASSIVE) line-ups every day, and the app for getting into the Millennium Falcon ride was full up for the day in 3...
  38. Slaanesh69

    Battletech

    Am intrigued. Have very horsepower. Will see how my next few vanilla sessions go and consider.
  39. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I never noticed this in the way back, but you really had to be an alliteration master to do cover print for these magazines.
  40. Slaanesh69

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Dude, you are like a total shill for this game all over the place now. Like, did they give you free blowjobs for a year or something? I kid........! I have been thinking about picking this up, although I am usually a solo or duo player at best. I was sucked into the mobile gachapon style...