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  1. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    C'mon Shittsburgh. It's the only day of the year I'm gonna root for you so you better do something.
  2. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    CFP Committee 2014: 13th data point!!! Clear conference champion!!!! Gotta play in conference championship game!!!! CFP Committee 2016: Fuck it, 12 is good enough.
  3. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    So is everyone ready for noon (est) today when the committee cements college football as the laughing stock of all sports?
  4. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The Cowboys need 2 wins in the next 4 games to clinch 1st place in the NFC. It won't be easy (@NYG, vsTB, vsDET, @PHI), but going .500 after all we've seen this season should be doable.
  5. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The game isn't over (thanks incompetent Vikings offense) but Dallas does not deserve to win this.
  6. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Can the Cowboys cut Doug Free yet?
  7. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Cowboys defense completely imploding with 3 straight penalties.
  8. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Vikings get one back with a bullshit holding call.
  9. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    What does that matter? With the exception of 2 games, the entire NFC East plays the same schedule. Then idiots like Convo want to point to Dallas' opponents W/L record as somehow indicitive of a soft schedule. When the Eagles/Giants/Redskins play ELEVEN of the same opponents, plus Dallas...
  10. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    With the exception of TWO games, it's the same schedule that a couple weeks ago was called the "easiest in the league" when the Cowboys played it. Every divisional team plays the EXACT SAME non-divisional schedule with the exception of 2 games. So now everyone wants to say the Giants have it...
  11. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Or he could just root for his alma-mater and realize that college football is more rigged than the DNC primary. :)
  12. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Coming from a 9'ers fan, I take that as the compliment you didn't intend it to be!
  13. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I stand corrected.
  14. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Over half the teams in the NFL have won a Super Bowl. I'm sorry your favorite franchise is below average.
  15. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So if we get rid of the Chargers fans, would this thread be entirely populated by fans of teams that have actually won a Super Bowl or am I missing someone?
  16. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    You jinxed the jinx!
  17. Kaines

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    ftfy. And yes. College football has always been a complete joke when picking it's champion. The 4 team playoff has helped a little, but it's still the biggest joke in sports. And if aOSU gets into the final 4 this year, it's an even bigger joke.
  18. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I was born during the Carter administration. Danny was my boy!
  19. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So what do you say to those of us whose first Cowboy QB was Danny White?
  20. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I believe you are correct, sir.
  21. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Things Cowboys have never done until today: Win 9 straight. Go undefeated against the AFC North in a single season.
  22. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Payton Manning has more passing TD's and yards than anyone in the history of the league. I don't want him on my team. Edit: Forgot Manning passed Farve
  23. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Steve Smith is an over-the-hill bitch.
  24. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Are you trying to say that Cam "Flacco" Newton isn't elite???
  25. Kaines

    Man dissolves in acidic water at Yellowstone

    The facts of the story are still pretty fluid at this point.
  26. Kaines

    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    Since football season is still in full force, I'm just dropping in to check on things. Two questions: Have the Warriors wrapped up home court throughout the playoffs yet? Have the Mavs tanked harder than the 76'ers yet?
  27. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    We party like it's 1992.
  28. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Meet Your 2014 Dallas Cowboys: 53-man Roster Swap Murray for Elliot and it's..... damn near the same offensive team (3rd stringers and weekly non-actives not withstanding). Do you and Mist just take turns being wrong all the time?
  29. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    It's a good thing Romo never forces the ball to Dez.... oh wait... Film Breakdown: Tony Romo's 9 Interceptions in 2014
  30. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    You right. I forgot the Eagles win. My other stats stand. 9 games, 2 interceptions. Romo got half way to the number ONCE.
  31. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    And if the Cowboys win a single play-off game this year with Prescott, they will have as many playoff victories with him as the Cowboys have had with Tony Romo over Romo's ENTIRE CAREER. Prescott has 2 interceptions over 9 games. Here's how many games it has taken Romo to reach 2 interceptions...
  32. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Cowboys fans salty over the Cowboys having their best winning streak since 1977 because it's all been done with "the wrong QB". I don't have the words....
  33. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Jones: Romo will back up Prescott next week Trump wins the Presidency, Dak wins the starting job for good. Can this week get any better????
  34. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEE()#%#*%TJIRGO{BFIOBNIR$THWE$_WGRG HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!
  35. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Pittsburgh 0 for 3 on 2pt conversions. I hope they lose by 2.
  36. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    In the over-head shot, the stands are a sea of blood red... gotta be close enough.
  37. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I believe it was contracted out to a Yemenese construction company... :)
  38. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    /VICTORY LAP
  39. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    You're the one that brought up the Cowboys. Now you deal with the fallout. Let us know when your team wins one more Super Bowl than the Browns, Eagles, Bills, and Bengals.
  40. Kaines

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    If you would please, remind the class which Super Bowl the Chargers won.