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He's a head judge for major events, if I remember correctly, not your standard worker bee.

Picked the game up, time to pick two horribly non-synergistic classes without reading anything and miss-allocate all my points!

His 2-Box Bard Twists On In Our Hearts.

Obviously if the Judges all strike, then they'll just get the WOTC Coverage Team to Judge live on camera. It'll be glorious. They don't even know what half the cards in competitive modern decks do!

There are some heavy play ones up on TCGplayer for $200 if you don't care about condition

I don't trust WoTC's market research, it says there are more than a handful of "humans" that actually like Infect in EDH.

We pay our judges in a thin gruel comprised of booster-pack glue and shredded Prophecy commons.

WotC will apologize for nothing. They'll just shut up about it, and in 2 weeks we'll have previews weeks and the prerelease/release weeks and everyone outside of the affected stores will forget it even happened and all the internets ill-will will have vanished to be replaced with bitching about...

If only they'd had a Soygen Buck, they might have been able to produce something.

The dream job is to be put in some University Library's basement getting paychecks for archival work everyone else has forgotten you do, until the one day some lost Doctoral candidate wanders in looking for Letters written by Silvia Plath and you're like "Fuck yes I know where that shit is. I...

Two Master's Degrees, two Bachelor's Degrees. Bachelor of Education, Bachelor of Fine Arts (Writer's Workshop), Master of English, Master of History (Medieval/Renaissance) all relate to my teaching jobs. The degrees are also tangentially related to my work in game design, as I end up doing a...

And then the Midwest can get the Passtimes Games Circuit. "2 out of 5 Critics agree, it's mostly better than not having any Magic to play!"

We need Chris Pikula in the booth to mock people's play lines and call them bad players. Shit was fun. Also, Osyp Lebedowicz.

To be fair, they could get two howler monkeys to cast it and it'd still be better than Wizards' coverage.

Filters see a lot of EDH play. EDH has a lot of 2-4 Mana-Symbol cards that you need to power out in a multicolor deck. The filters are better at enabling a deck to pay an [R][R][R] spell one turn, then a [U][U][U] and [W][W][W] spell on subsequent turns than a normal bi-color land. They're...

Whole bunch of spoilers for OGW: Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet Somebody's gettin fired.

Amusing watching the internet melt down after Wizards confirmed the Colorless Mana Symbol change.

The +2 Dexterity really helped with my Move Silently checks.

DK felt kinda clunky at the start of WoD, but then they had that patch where they massively boosted the effectiveness of Haste (further devalueing it since you basically don't need any actual pieces of haste gear to reach reasonable resource gen, which was amusing), which made it feel a lot more...

To be fair, it's the Halfling starting zone, so... RiverVale.

Real men play the way the MTG Learn to Play Rulebook from the first box-set told you to... all of your cards in a single row, none of them stacked on top of each other, no re-arranging after play. Fuck board-state comprehension!

Now they need to add Tier Sets that aren't class-based and go Diablo 2. Equip 4-Piece, obtain Chaos Bolt on your Rogue FOR NO GOOD REASON.

I'm turning 30 tomorrow, so probably going to be trampled to death.

The rule is only for on-camera matches. Outside of feature matches, you can arrange your lands in a pentagram and sacrifice baby hamsters before your draw step if you want.

I know I fuck up draft/sealed picks/builds way less on MTGO than I do in live events. Having the entire pack/pool laid out in front of you during the decision making process, with easy filtering/manipulation, really helps with visualizing.

Pizza Delivered In 14 Days Or Less, Or You Get A Cloth Cap Free.

It's every Quest Reward you were offered (not just Selected as a reward, for the older quests that gave you a choice between 2-6 items), not every piece of loot you've recieved. Quests being easy for them to track on a per-character basis, as they already track it. There are several addons...

I really like the max level "combo" Talent Windwalker Monk got, that can only be used if two specific other abilities are on cooldown; hooray new design space. Going to be interesting lining up cooldowns/figuring out chi-spending/generating chains while also ensuring the maximum effectiveness...

My first priority is trolling healers with Soulweave by standing in one-shot effects.

Hozen Playable Race Or Riot.

CRZ is horrible. All the disadvantages of a high pop server, none of the advantages.

How to Trigger Oversensitive People on Reddit Using Playtest Cards From The Mid 90s:

Why are the colorless mana symbol (e.g. "add {1}... This tweet lends credence to the idea that <> is the new colorless mana symbol, and that (#) in spell mana costs will be slightly reworded in its rulebook description. I'd find it much more interesting, and in-theme for the Eldrazi, if <>...

Obtained Moose, is majestik. The quest can be kinda buggy though, Druid doesn't want to walk to water some times. GM respawned the NPCs a few times on our server.

The "fake or real" fights over these ones should be fun.

Is that a video of a raid, or of a rave!

PLAY AS A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON... sewing at a loom!

Yep, which is why everyone currently subscribed has downed all Mythic Content. Because mods that have been around in various forms since vanilla totally made the game babymode. Amusingly, the mods that tell you what to cast and how to gear generally are shit and result in a worse performing...

Tying Spinning Crane Kick to Chi instead of Energy is literally Hitler. Spinning through non-raid instances like a top is the funnest part of being a WW!

That Hunter Survival Rework looks annoying to play. Just an endless stream of cursing when Mastery procs 0.1 second late to keep the buff rolling at max stacks.