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  1. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    If you move him to a certain part of the room, you only have to kill like 3-4 adds and can pretty much keep him there. At that point its just being on his hip, chipping away, and backing out whenever he does his easily telegraphed AE. After the adds, I almost never get hit in that fight. He...
  2. Phazael

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    You could probably find a halfway decent junior level Sysad who could cover both aspects of that role. There are numerous ways to solve this issue long term. You could even contract a company to migrate you to a cloud platform and manage the basic shit for you. From the sounds of it, your...
  3. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Here is an idea Steve. Since you are so awesome, smart, attractive, successful, and charismatic, how about you build your own forum the way you want it and invite everyone there. I think we would all love to see how that turns out.
  4. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    The earliest one you can grab is Astora's Shortsword which in front of the sleeping undead dragon hanging from the cliffs if you take certain elevators down (master key unlocks the path right away). Pretty basic, fast, but a straight sword so its reach is not as amazing, and you will have to be...
  5. Phazael

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Amazon and companies like them are brain draining the tech people as much as they can. They may not be able to directly fuck over smaller companies with monopolistic practices (yet), but they can certainly pay tech people lavishly to drain the talent pool of anyone smaller than them (read god...
  6. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    Nito is super easy. You just have to clear the adds in one part of the area and stay behind him to one side. Duck back if he does his AOE and then run immediately back in. He is arguably one of the easiest DS1 main bosses to beat, once you get the trick. The same holy weapon you probably...
  7. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Especially in an open world game where things are not always done in the expected order. They just plain refuse to give up on the ganking being a part of the game and this already incredible game would become even better if they did. There is no reason they can't do dueling or full on PvP/free...
  8. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Late to the party, but there is a reason you broke it off the first time. You came back for round two because it was easy plus your dick and guilt were pushing you into it. She clearly has done zero to grow in the way you wanted. I don't even know that she is a nice person, necessarily, just...
  9. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah we can enter the forbidden lands whenever, just back cleaning all we can prior to Fire Giant before moving on. Wife loves overland exploration and it seems killing a major regional boss prevents MP after that, so word of advice to those wanting to coop: Leave major area bosses for last...
  10. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Radahn is as easy or hard of a fight as you want to make it. The water cheese requires planning and knowing when he is about to go orbital, I think. I never ended up doing that because my normal strategy was working fine for me. Dude is super weak to Night Magic for some reason, so offhanding...
  11. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    No clue why they even bothered nerfing the bird farm at this point, since AOE on the goobers was much more effective. You can pretty much AOE them reliably for 30-40k a clear once you either get the cannon spell or blasphemous blade, so nerfing the bird is really just punishing certain generic...
  12. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Who did you help in the final step, her or the Inqisitor?
  13. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Completely agree with this assessment. It has a really great moveset, modest stat requirements, is fairly light, built in bleed accumulation, and really solid scaling. On my first playthrough, I ran this with spinning weapon or the sword phalanx ash for most of the game, until DMGS finally...
  14. Phazael

    The Munsters

    She had some miniseries on Stars recently where she got completely naked (and some movie with Liam Neeson where she is a ghost or something). Plus her acting skill never fell off, she just wanted out of the mainstream by all accounts, focusing on art house movies.
  15. Phazael

    The Munsters

    I think a bigger budget Munsters could be awesome, but you would need the right cast with good comedy instincts. Imagine John Hamm or someone similar as Herman, Joe Pesci as Grandpa, and maybe Eva Greene as Lily and give it the Dark Shadows remake treatment. That would be a good movie. This...
  16. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The basic lance is just lying on a ruined building in the storm hills north of the starting area where the giants roam around. Its not the best weapon, moveset wise, but it rapes things that can be staggered and is the only great lance that you can put an ash of war on, iirc. I found it to be...
  17. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Do you have a lance thats crafted up? I remember wrecking her with a lance on my first play, just pure physical damage with a lot of stagger if you land the good hit on her. The Zweilhander you get out of Morne Castle is pretty great in that fight, too.
  18. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Rock Toss with the meteor staff crushes her, for casters. Everyone else, grab your most staggering 2h and roll up on her and smash.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    What Makes Ancestor Spirit (the second one) rough on melee is the magic damage field he shits all over the ground making approaching it even for those windows tough. It is not a hard fight, per se, but its a really long patience test for a caster drop your melee guy will likely never make use...
  20. Phazael

    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Another stinker I paid money for in the theatres. Took a date to it as well. That did not end well for me at any level.
  21. Phazael

    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    That wasn't a movie, it was a woke assassination of an entire franchise and its core fans.
  22. Phazael

    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    It is not in my top five worst, but its honorable mention. Remember my criteria was movies with a lot of good talent that just suck. That said Nothing But Trouble probably belongs on my list too, somewhere. But Pacific Rim had all the stuff on paper to be a good movie. Great director/writer...
  23. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Godrick is not really hard if you prepare for him by doing Weeping first and know his moves. My first playthrough he was a hard wall for me, but I have pretty much one shotted him (and the Gaol version of him) ever since. As for Ancestor Spirit, there are two ways to win that fight and not be...
  24. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I neglected END forever on my wizard play, because fast dodge was enough. But I got tired of getting one popped by the hyper aggressive shit so I started bumping it, plus I wanted to wear Mohg's robe and still fast roll. Most of the mage play stats are done, just dumping excess in faith in...
  25. Phazael

    Starfield - Fallout fallout that isn't ES6

    All the boredom and grind of No Man's Sky with all the bugs of a Bethesda Game? Yeah, hard pass on this one.
  26. Phazael

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Literally is the definition of continuity error, if future outfits are worn in past periods. Would a spiderman prequel where Tom Holland has the nanotech spidersuit be a continuity error if it was set prior to Homecoming? Yeah fuck right off with that retardation. You set off this derail with...
  27. Phazael

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Brits don't care about continuity or polish. I mean, their most famous Sci-fi just shit on 60 years of its own continuity and they have been having wakandans playing the queen in historical movies/shows for a while now. Amplify that by Chris's retardation and you end up with this derail.
  28. Phazael

    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    Samurai Cop is that generations Plan 9. Its so bad its entertaining, like if Kung Fury were being made as a serious movie.
  29. Phazael

    Worst movie you've ever seen?

    I did a period where I was a movie theater manager and had to check my prints, so I sort of developed a taste for really bad movies. There are lots of shitty low budget movies that are terrible, usually horror or some washed up actor trying to cash a paycheck, but those are a dime a dozen and...
  30. Phazael

    Board Games

    They were always terrible, its just that the combination of woksterism and covid karens have elevated the absolute worst of them.
  31. Phazael

    Horizon 2: Forbidden West

    What they ended up with.....
  32. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do you really want to know if you are sitting in pecker tracks or would you prefer to remain blissfully ignorant?
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There are bars in northern San Antonio that have the same setup. Kind of fun, especially if you have people who want to cut loose but are too embarrassed to sing in front of strangers. Thats expensive for sure, though. My home setup was about 400 plus a computer to set up with four mics and a...