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  1. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Among the earlier to get and that allow room for other things, it is hard to top either Blasphemous Blade or Darkmoon GS. The latter in particular even got better last patch. If Spears are your jam, the Wood Tree Spear is pretty decent. There are also a number of good Axes out there, but most...
  2. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Godrick is easier than Margit in a lot of ways, once you know his main moves. He arguably gets easier in the second phase if you stay close enough to punish the shit out of his breath attack.
  3. Phazael

    Morbius (2020)

    You guys are either too young to remember or memory blocked some truely bad movies under the superhero banner that came out in the past. Catwoman is indeed bad and probably the worst movie made with top tier talent (Stone and Berry were still pretty solid draws at the time), unless you want to...
  4. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you do the Varric quest to access the bird farm, its a couple suicide runs up the palace path. Literally doable as soon as you can complete the Golden Mask quest line. Edit- I think there might even be a Somber 9 in one of the caves on the way to the Birdfarm camp, too.
  5. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Easiest Ancient Somber to get is behind the tower right before Mogh elevator. You can suicide run to it to get the drop from the chest, but it may take two runs.
  6. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Togue in ER is not the same as DS1 invasion experience. The twinking was never even remotely this bad and you at least got some warning when invaded so you could move to a somewhat safe/revoverable spot. In ER, half the time I literally do not see the warning until I am already ganked because...
  7. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah I have personally been putting off the sewer area on my main play (currently clearing snow area), especially since I already cleared all the shit out of Moghs area a while ago. That leaves frenzied shit which I care not at all about and the fingerprint shield I would need to level 20 STR...
  8. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Update on my wife and I cooping the game: Broomed out all of the Academy lake area, aside from the upside down tower since we need to advance the Darkmoon quest first. Spent most of the day plowing most of Caern area and have it mostly done, but will have to advance the Darkmoon quest first...
  9. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You can go to the palace first if you do the gold mask quest line for the perm invasion finger. This is how most people get to the bird farm early on. I tackled Mogh at a fairly early level for that boss, but L10 Tich and Moghs own fucking fly spell cheesed him pretty handily. Spear was a lot...
  10. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. There is not a single woman in her 40s without some sort of serious baggage. Thats not to say there are not workable issues or things beyond their control (widowed, husband fucked around, family commitments of some sort) but any valid reason comes with its own bullshit.
  11. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    And here I thought it was try finger but hole.
  12. Phazael

    Cyberpunk 2077

    The issue was not the gun as much as the hack. Getting the brainfry proccing constantly is something that never should have happened. Like maybe a cooldown on the proc at the bare minimum.
  13. Phazael

    Cyberpunk 2077

    I am interested in seeing if they nerfed the militia smartgun that hits everything in the front arc. That weapon comboed with the neurohack that procs off of shots at max rank was completely game destroying. Like, point gun in a general direction and spray and everything dies.
  14. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You get the raw scaling bonus of whichever staff you use to cast the spell. Both staves passives apply unless they are identical. It can be powerful in certain combinations, but requires a very specific and specialized build.
  15. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Jump attacks with a heavy weapon work well, as long as your dodge game is on point. Jellyfish ash (leveled up) is something people swear by, but I never had any luck with it. The first time I beat him, I was using a standard Halberd +4 and I called in the barb chick and a leveled up bird...
  16. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Four or five people are bored enough to spend five minutes every other day mocking you because making sperg out is laughably easy. Anyone else is just dunking on you for being retarded and insane. Boy, you sure are winning at life there, Stevo.
  17. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    You will want to clear out some of the area prior to him just to get the barbarian NPC quest line going (and as an aid in that fight) anyhow. Plus there are some good things to nab by backtracking out the corridors directly opposite Godrick's grace. Be certain you at least get the barbarian...
  18. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Facing the fog wall right before Godrick it is in a small room on the right.
  19. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Especially that area with the fuck you birds.
  20. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There is a grace right before him. Yolo running to graces and back clearing is actually a solid strategy, because many fights are easier coming from behind the original encounter design. Also many tougher enemies in the game can be arrow cheesed, doubly so if you have access to poison arrows...
  21. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Yes. Now answer the question you black jerky gargling fake.
  22. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    A leveled up Claymore works pretty well for STR guys early on.
  23. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    If you are STR based and have the Beast talisman, get the Fire Sling or whatever its called spell. The tree guardians get raped by fire and thats the best early game fire damage for a STR oriented character. You may be a little underleveled, but not too bad for that area. Most of the trash in...
  24. Phazael

    Best Covers

    Also oblig: One of the best covers of a classic rock song
  25. Phazael

    Best Covers

    Leibach Cover is the best of this song.
  26. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Did your Phishey alt get banned? Is that why you are spamming this shit? Also what kind of MAGA person is pro globohomo Ukraine? You are a terrible troll, Folder, and you should feel bad.
  27. Phazael

    RIP Araysar

    Confused boner is confused.
  28. Phazael

    Louis CK Stand Up

    I bought his library of material from his site (in case he gets giga-cancelled). The new special was pretty funny and rode the edge like his older stuff. I think him just not giving a fuck anymore has made him better.
  29. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah she solo sneaked and I soloed the Dragon (I am the mele character in our duo), it just is pissing the wife off who really enjoyed the game due to us being able to play together side by side. I hope FROM realizes that the current invasion paradigm is beyond retarded and opening the game up...
  30. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Wife and I may be hitting the wall on this, but not due to the game itself. The fucking academy lake area is griefer/ganker central. We get invaded pretty much at five minute intervals, making it impossible to progress on overland stuff as a coop experience. And its all fucking twinks with...
  31. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Yeah I said facially. Those man hands are pretty massive, but he usually hides them unless he is doing one of his bass playing vids and even then him dropping the woman act while his concentration is on playing is the bigger tell.
  32. Phazael

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Don't worry, it was out of context without the two preceding posts so technically it can go in this thread.
  33. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Its funny, but not terribly true in your case. You actually do a good job masking the adam's apple. Its the jawline thats the biggest give-away facially. That is sort of a compliment, because most trannies I have come across its always the adams apple that rats them out first.
  34. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I see how retarded one of is.
  35. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Come back to him after you have Margit in the rear view mirror. Honestly the people beating shit like that at L1 are freaks of nature, asian, or both. Grind to what you need and find your happy medium. You can always come back and challenge yourself on another play or hit another FROM game...
  36. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    The bird summons are really good, especially in any fight were the ground is damaging constantly. They cannot take the pounding Tich or Mimic can, but they hold agro crazy well and do great chip damage.
  37. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    The sooner you realize, pre chop or post chop, that all trannies are attention whores, the sooner your road to healing begins.
  38. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    My main playthrough is mostly on pause while the wife and I co-op side by side on our bedroom PS4 Pros. One thing I am learning is how much the biggest enemy in this game is the camera. I mean other FROM games had this issue worse, but its still a thing in ER. Specifically, I have done co-op...
  39. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I put weapons I might upgrade to use at some point or spells I will never memorize. I do a lot of situational swapping and having a tidy inventory helps.
  40. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Bloodborne had a lot of cheap bullshit. That and the twitch combat is why I never replayed that game. The atmosphere and lore were top notch, though.