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Stop trying to straw man your way out of a fucking corner by putting words in people's mouths and they might start taking you seriously once in a while. People ghosting you has nothing to do with you "confronting and pwnz0ring" them and everything to do with not wanting to engage the crazy.

So we are supposed to believe that an attention whore on your level who has posted his noodle on the board such of yourself has such a line? Must have been the relative that molested you and broke your brain.

Cloud of Flied before they nerfed it was one. Other than that, its Rot Breath to apply Rot to a boss. Incantations (and faith in general) really got the short end of the stick in this game.

Its not Japanese game developers in general, its From Software specifically. They have consistently made quality stuff that went against the grain at the time. Armored Core and Kings Field were both great series in their era. Meanwhile Square and Nintendo continue their downward spirals into...

Haligtree was not as bad as people have been complaining, though the gold bubble fucks were annoying. Mostly that lower area in the city with the grafted rape monsters was the part I skipped. Melania was tough, but I don't think she is Midir tough. Took me a bunch of tries, but ultimately I...

There were some good / funny gay movies in there or singular gay characters that were funny / decent. Birdcage was good, the gay black guy in Revenge of the Nerds was hilarious, Charles Grodin's character from Woman in Red was pretty fucking funny. But the core issue is always there is a point...

It depends on guard value, and unfortunately the shields that are decent all require massive STR investment. BUT..... there are a fair number of enemies late game that you can still reliably Guard Counter for big damage when trash clearing (e.g. a lot of the Haligtree Knights) and some areas...

This. And the area he is in has the Jellyfish Shield which is pretty good with a nice buff.

China is literally the only thing holding back the complete takeover of entertainment by gay degenerates.

I am sick of The Gay and the Diversity. Art and pop culture are supposed to reflect the parent civilization, but if you had to guess what the US was like purely on ours you would assume half the country were mixed race gay couples with dick chopper kids. The overrepresentation is fucking...

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The Intro is very linear and rough. The game really opens up in the first and second chapters, but slowly narrows down from there as the gang slides into shittier and shittier situations. Its not a happy or uplifting ending in any sense, but the story telling is great and the open world...

My main play is on PS5, but the wife and I have been cooping on the PS4 and experienced two bugs. First, the first time you try the Academy boss as co-op, the first phase bugs as impossible, but that is supposedly fixed. Second, the Radahn Comet cutscene after the battle crashed the host each...

A couple of dragons in end zones/end of quest lines drop in excess of 100k in NG, as does the final boss of the Ranni questline, but nothing I have seen drops close to what Mogh did.

The original ending of Die Hard 3 is in the deleted scenes and the bad guy wins there, in a way. Kind of wish they had gone with that ending. Both Phantsasm movies the villan was victorious as well, and those were decent horror movies for their era. Off the top of my head, well received...

The fact that you have accepted this as normal is a big part of the problem in this country. You are not alone on this and I am not singling you out.

Yeah if you want to overlook that whole fairly lengthy "my body is a temple" and "made in the image of the Lord" stuff in the Bible. The only reason trannies are omitted in the Bible is because we did not start chopping dicks off of people (who were asking for it) until about a century ago.

Demons Souls, with the exception of one or two specific parts, is vastly easier than any game in the series. People just remember it being hard because it was the first game. With the exception of the last real boss, all of the boss fights were easily cheesable with pretty obvious tactical...

I mostly hated the dungeons in Caelid, because unless you have the faith and know where the cure spell is for it, Scarlet Rot is one of the biggest pains in the ass in the game. And half the fucking crypts in there are fighting imps/poisoned mushroom men while wading in Scarlet Rot. But I...

DS2 dodge rolls were the most intricate. If you learned the system and invested in the stat for it, you could dodge roll better than in any other FROM game. But every game before or since has basically just been about encumbrance class.

Torch Power Stance build only. Funny and meme worthy.

By that point in the game having a bunch of Sleep pots is completely viable. I have them on hand for fights like that. Generally anything humanoid size can be hit with it and shutting down one enemy for a bit is the only window you need. Works better with the Mimic Tear ash, since Tich will...

So update on my playing: In my main play I one shot the Fire Giant (he really did not like the powered up DMGS) and cleaned out most of the Giants mountains. Working on finishing up some quests and that area before working towards Haligtree. Might do the sewers detour, not sure. Depends on...

Unpopular opinion: This is a bad game with a great story, atmosphere, setting, and voice cast. The controls are really rough, first of all, and the balance is basically all over the place. The horse is borderline retarded and some of the missions are just plain flat luck. Plus that whole...

I would suspect there is a chance that they might pull a DS2 Scholar of the Sin and alter the final fight to have Marika in it in place of the Elden Beast (which is what I think they may have wanted but ran out of time). And again DS2 had the time travel to the Giant Wars bits, as well. I...

Yeah I was talking about that one. He wont come over the ledge, so you can arrow gimp him easily, esp if you have some poison arrows.

That once can be wrecked by a careful mix of Rock Toss and guard counter with a staggering weapon. I found the Naginata and claymore both worked fine in this fight.

If its the Storm Castle one, dont cross the bridge and fill him full of arrows. Any other one, even nerfed the cloud of flies spell you can get from the bird farm unlock is relatively easy. Beyond that, bring a big weapon, learn the patterns, and guard counter.

On topic, I am cautiously optimistic for this movie and can just ignore the girl power shit. Ragnorok was one of the best shifts in the MCU over its whole run and Hemsworth has amazing comedic timing. Aside from the last Spiderman, this is the movie I am most looking forward to from their...

I'm sure snorting coke off another dudes dick to get friendzoned by hookers doesn't help either.

Arent there bell things for smithing stones in Haligtree or are they in more accessible areas?

You could take him to the bird farm early and over level a bunch. Invaders have to be within a certain range of the host and gankers always optimize to hit first run players.

Jokes on you. I am so old I started out jerking off to thumb nails. Seriously though, she looks nice and if she is as advertised you found yourself a unicorn. Carry on, sir.

My only real complaint about the DMGS honestly was the moveset. The power up window sucked, but I dont PvP so its not as bothersome to me. I mean, my builds always end up this way on first run souls games, but nothing in my arsenal hits as hard as this weapon and the standard R1 sweep swing is...

I sort of minored as a caster on my main, but the magic shot (even pre-buff) is just so good I really only cast Fly Cloud or Flame Cleanse since I have had it. And I am still pumping INT, so I probably SHOULD be tossing spells. The damage scaling with the thing at +9 or +10 off the INT stat is...

If you dont care about mainhand weaponarts, the Jellyfish shield (which is actually a greatshield) is really solid. I like the shield you get from the Academy, as its really good against Magic damage, but its dogshit vs Lightning and Holy, making it fall behind the Brass Shield later on...

If you don't want to do spoilers, a good early weapon is the claymore from Castle Morne far to the south of Limgrave. Its decent damage at that point in the game and delivers good stagger, without the lethargic speed and wonky hit boxes of curved greatswords. Also make sure you scour all of...

Haha they nerfed the piss out of the fly spell, both the spell itself and the dragon seal. Guess I can spec out of Arcane entirely now, since the Mogh spear is basically useless at this point. May as well max out my MLGS cheese.

Yeah Tank Girl basically ended Lori Petty's entire mainstream career. Same thing for Billy Zane with Phantom or Reeves in Quest for Peace, honestly. Those are movies you know are impressively bad, when entire careers are tanked in the blowback.