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  1. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I am going to do what I always do. Figure out where the Moonlight Greatsword is and beeline for that.
  2. Phazael

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    There are tons of middle managers out there who are basically nothing but fucking cock blocking parasites to (good) tech teams. And most of them are terrified because covid induced remote reliance has exposed how utterly fucking useless they are. Hey maybe instead of hiring Lumberg the...
  3. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Building tweaked out builds that would never exist in PvE, stat and gear wise. Chucking acid flasks to nuke gear without actually trying to win, constant framerate tricks for easy backstabs are among the more memorable ones. Mostly, I just don't feel like doing a long clear just so some...
  4. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    DS2- Sinh the poison dragon Rape triplets in the optional area Burnt Ivory King Fume Knight (arguably solo-able but a major PITA unless a specific build) DS3- Friede Demon twins (kind of) Darkeater Midir Arguably the Storm King from the base game if you are not a build that can solo him.
  5. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There are a couple of bosses in souls games that were designed around having more than one player. They are certainly solo-able, in most cases, but the design intent (and abundant NPC phantom options) make it clear they were meant to be multi-player experiences. In most cases, these are...
  6. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Bengals are in a good position to improve, if they have sound management and coaching. And lets face it, the AFC north is mostly hot garbage right now so they can focus more on what they need in the playoffs. They have Andy Reid figured out and are not vulnerable to a power team like the...
  7. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I guess this proves that not even you read your walls of text.
  8. Phazael

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    The fact that Don't Look Up is on the best picture list pretty much tells you that this is a leftoid fart sniffing contest. My top three films of the year I enjoyed were Spiderman: NWH, Zilla vs Kong, and GB Afterlife (Dune a VERY close 4th). There is not a single other movie from last year I...
  9. Phazael

    Don't Look Up (2021)

    Dune is a good movie, but not sure about picture of the year material. The latest Spiderman belongs on that list. Was a really shit year for movies, I guess. Belfast was Ok I suppose. Rest of that list is dogshit.
  10. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    You forgot to brag about how you "owned me" in your by the numbers Manessa deflection post.
  11. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Every tranny you have linked here has generally had massive superballoon bolt ons installed. None of them look like normal naturally proportioned women. The literal only difference in attractiveness between the blonde and ATnT girl is that the latter has more junk in the trunk and two orders...
  12. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Well not as embarrassing as I thought it would be revisiting this prediction. Was way off about the Vikings, Cardinals, and Jaguars (LOL wft was I thinking with the Jags). Colts and Browns looked likely until they just absolutely cratered late season, plus that last minute Chargers Charering...
  13. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seriously though, I am cautiously optimistic for you.
  14. Phazael

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I just don't get why, if a team wants to pander to the wokeness, that they don't get Negrobot in interviews. The dude is the only man alive in the last half a century with a winning record as a head coach in fucking Detroit. Caldwell is a god damn miracle worker, imo.
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    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Cowboys fans are very easy to troll and always have been. Now actually trolling them is going for the low hanging fruit, of course. But it is entertaining in a clubbing a baby seal kind of way.
  16. Phazael

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    I actually did not mind the black girl in this. She was, for lack of a better word, normal. They even made a joke slanted against wokeness when she made the crack about Gozer being progressive because Gozer is androgynous. She wasn't tremendous and she didn't step on the other characters at...
  17. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not saying your paranoia is without merit, Khane, but having a trad wife is the best chance of ending up with kids who are not fucked up. If you dont want kids, then there is zero reason, I agree.
  18. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Just be glad he wasn't around during the Lindz laundry pic time frame. Watching him fire up the cuttlefish routine in real time is a bit disturbing, though, for sure. Based on his recent comments and how much effort he put into his faux rack vs the rest of himself, I am thinking he has a major...
  19. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That timeline is pretty accurate, but I also think the advent of online dating affecting the younger crowd and the erosian of social mores making getting laid a lot easier has had an effect. I know I got burned bad in my 20s and went into jaded 30s mode early. If not for blind dumb luck in...
  20. Phazael

    Event Horizon (1997)

    The original Alien and Star Trek 2 (Ceti Eel scene) uterlly fucked me up for months after seeing them. I wore ear muffs to bed for over a year.
  21. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    They forget what a piece of shit Andy Reid is and how many people know it. We were holding our noses because Mahomes seemed like a solid guy, but that whole team and fanbase has been getting pretty cunty since Brady ass raped them last SB.
  22. Phazael

    Event Horizon (1997)

    Both of these are more comdedy, but good movies in a check your brain at the door kind of way. I would also like to add Europa and Outlander to the list that sort of fit the vibe in different ways.
  23. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    She got a career because she had amazing actually real tits. She could not handle that this was her only value to the public and went full toxic lefty depression spiral. The End.
  24. Phazael

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Cowboys are the reason the cap is a thing, too. The closest they have gotten to the big dance since Jerry could stop buying wins was when Romo fucked off to go bang Jessica Simpson for a week instead of preparing for the NFCCG. Take away two Eli luck out wins and the Eagles finally getting one...
  25. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    In the packers case its more than this, though I agree this is a big part of it. Rodgers is just not a good playoff QB. Our one SB was under arguably the best defense GB has ever had, relative to its era. It was just not as obvious when McDoofus was distracting from it with his buffoonery...
  26. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    McCarthy says hold my beer.....
  27. Phazael

    You get one superpower

    Redundant. All threads end up as Tranny Threads of food derails.
  28. Phazael

    Hey hey everybody!

    He already has an entire thread on basically this topic in the Rickshaw.
  29. Phazael

    You get one superpower

    I still think a solid deep dicking might solve that nihilism problem, but you do you Mist.
  30. Phazael

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    Solid move, fuck the haters.
  31. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Should have gone with the Washington Lobbyists if Snyder wanted to maximum troll. Oh well, CLIT Commanders it is....
  32. Phazael

    Marvel Universe stuff

    At least her views are consistent and rational within that frame, more like a classical feminist and not the third wave cultist types. And yeah, I would bet money that the GotG ending has to do with a number of factors. Batista bailing, the nuFags at Marvel really want Pratt out of their club...
  33. Phazael

    How man emails do you deal with professionally?

    I am a bridge person in IT (sort of escalations meets system admin) and I get 60-70 a day that I am directly responsible for that I have to read, respond to, and possibly spin up into internal tickets. I watch about 3 inboxes other than my direct one. Then there is the 100ish a day that I...
  34. Phazael

    The Book of Boba Fett

    Yeah wife and I immediately went back and watched "Believer" from Mando (the Bill Burr saves the day episode) for a tonal comparison.
  35. Phazael

    Chorus - Space Combat Sim - 2021

    Picked it up on PS5 (I have a big TV and 9.2 surround) and its an amazing zen experience just playing the game. I am about halfway though and really liking it a lot. Its what I wanted out of the last attempt of an XWing game by EA. Decent story, smooth controls, and lots of visual eye candy...
  36. Phazael

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    Dude, you are rapidly becoming the Manessa of the gaming forum with this edge lording shit. ME2 has flaws and (to my mind) is probably the weakest of the three, but it had some really good character arcs in it and well written characters that became even more flushed out in ME3. The mission...
  37. Phazael

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    If AR had been drafted by the 9ers he would have ended up with a career not much different than Smith's. Nolan would have ruined him and if he was still there when Harbaugh rolled into town, that would have been the end of it. People forget how fucking awful the Nolan team was.
  38. Phazael

    Marvel Universe stuff

    So yeah saw the fucking Eternals movie. What a shitty movie. I didn't watch BLM Panther or Captain Resting Bitch Face, but my wife says it was worse than those. I guess the diversity in this movie was a diverse selection of uniquely useless and/or boring characters. When streetshitter camera...
  39. Phazael

    Marvel Universe stuff

    You obviously have not seen Bad Times at El Royal or Baby Driver.