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  1. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-who-ratings-saved-as-the-doctor-regenerates-into-dr-jordan-peterson
  2. Phazael

    Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin

    Yeah Garland was both the first and last boss of the original FF. Also featured in FF4 Afteryears a bit, as I recall. I am just an old far who prefered turn based FF (with the sole exception of 12 which was really a guild leader simulator in some ways). Story wise, the series has been all...
  3. Phazael

    Horizon 2: Forbidden West

    I hope I am wrong for my wife's sake, but I am getting a Last of Us 2 vibe off of this one.
  4. Phazael

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    They definately adjusted that shit a lot (mostly due to complaints in MP actually) because in the original the Brutes and Banshees would inspector gadget arm you through walls and shit. This is also why I recommend people pick up Flare or another good explosion combo as a backup. Having a...
  5. Phazael

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    Adept is workable in all three, but really gains momentum in the last two where explosions become the key to victory. Your allies are morons, but if you go CC focus early and switch to full on big booms later, you will tear through the game. The Kai-Leng fight and the multiple shadow fights in...
  6. Phazael

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    Moments of levity are needed to prevent the game from being full on emo doomer. The car banter (especially if you were romancing Liara at the time) was one of them.
  7. Phazael

    Marvel Universe stuff

    I feel like John Hamm should be either RR or Doom.
  8. Phazael

    Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin

    I hate action related FF games in general and Team Ninja has not had the vest track record lately. Hard pass until someone I know actually plays this. Story looks interesting, though.
  9. Phazael

    Mass effect Remastered - Legendary Edition - 2021

    You are entitled to your opinion, but nearly everyone else considered the Shadow Broker DLC a high point of the series. Vanguard was doable on Insanity, as long as you kept a method for setting off explosions in your back pocket (Again, Pull as primer and Aria's Flare ability were top tier)...
  10. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Vikings eventually got told to fuck off with it. They were infamous for it and would put speakers right behind the visitor bench. As I recall, they eventually had to stop when they were dumb enough to complain to the league about Holmgren unplugging them one game.
  11. Phazael

    Marvel Universe stuff

    I am going to make a wild suggestion based on his amazing turn in JJ: David Tenant.
  12. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    To be fair, Rodgers did not exactly do much better. All that dick waving and he could not manage to put up more than 10 points. At least Jimmy G had the excuse of not being used to the cold. Packers had a working running game and guys wide open all day. AR just could not take his eyes off of...
  13. Phazael

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Well he is already Venom, for one.
  14. Phazael

    Marvel Universe stuff

    If they hadn't already used him in a minor role in Thor Ragnorok, I would say Karl Urban. If he was not so old, I think Jeremy Irons would kill it in the role. You need someone with a voice that can project the character beyond the mask and not come off sounding ridiculous. Not a lot of...
  15. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Ok Lambs fans you can unpucker now.
  16. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Strangely almost none of this is actually on Stafford, who I figured would be the cause of any loss.
  17. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Hey if AR decides to take his eyes off of Adam's asshole for a few more plays and manages to score a second touch down, neither one of us is gloating at this point. He had an ugly fucking game. Special Teams sucked, but they have all year for almost a decade at this point so no surprises...
  18. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Favre had less talent and wa s by fare less of a drama queen. No doubt Favre is better. Rodgers is good at pading stats, but no so much when it coumds.
  19. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    We always lose games when Rodgers gets laser locked on target to Adams brown eye. He even had Cobb out there and all Cobb did was stop a pick from Rodgers. This loss is almost entirely on the shoulders of Rodgers (Crosby is pretty close behind).
  20. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Rodgers is going down as the Dan Marino of our era. The game was his to lose (admittedly special teams did him no favors) and he could not score after the first drive. No excuse for him with that time of possession differential. Grats Niners. You earned it.
  21. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Desperation makes people blind to the obvious. Let that sink in for a bit.
  22. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Come on, Steve. Thats easy. She was more desperate than you are.
  23. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Yeah its been pretty obvious from the onset that Manessa's main issue is vanity, hence all the attention whoring. If he can't get it by dick waving, he will get it by nailing himself to the cross. Every tranny I have known has been like that, playing some variation on the victim special...
  24. Phazael

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah this, but I had a maxed Ludwigs with the stats to go with it when I faced him. I don't consider myself that good, but I was able to beat him in two tries. Of course once I had Ludwigs Rapesword, most things were getting one shotted for me. I think the difference is having a weapon that...
  25. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    You might want to believe this, but there are always tells. Usually in the face, but hands are always a dead giveaway no matter how much uncanny valley plastic surgery sculpting has been done. Plus trannies cannot seem to resist over feminizing themselves, but with the male idea of what a...
  26. Phazael

    New World

    Wife dragged me into this because our board game pals wanted a couple more to fill out the group. We had not touched an MMO since Burning Crusade WoW, because they ate all the time we had for other fun. Well, we power grinded to 60 in about 2 months and built basic level 60 gear (Xmas quests...
  27. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    He had a hot year, but it seems either he is still not back fully from his injury and/or people have mostly figured him out. He has not been that sharp since. I do think that he is the best option on their roster and probably of their realistic options, though.
  28. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    The Atlanta comeback is the one game that sticks out as the one where he is singularly responsible for the win, but that was also Matty Meltdown doing his thing. Where he is best for his teams is at controlling game tempo so the defense can do its thing, a skill Rodgers is only recently warming...
  29. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    He can. Kirun is a hyperbole filled edge lord of the highest order. I do think SF has a better shot than he is making it out to be, but its still GB's game to lose. Titans vs Bungles though.... Some of the comments make me think people just did not watch them this season. They have the best...
  30. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I am sure he looks unbeatable playing all those AFC North and NFC North powerhouses not named Greenbay. Don't fall into the same trap as Cowboys fans.
  31. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I think the Titans are the team to beat in the AFC until someone proves otherwise. KC is luckly they were playing Noodlearm McRapeApe on Saturday, because that three three and outs and a pick 6 shit to start a game is not going to work on the better teams. Both they and the Bills have been so...
  32. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    The key to the GB/SF game will be two fold. First, is AR patient and surgical keeping time of possession in our favor? Second, can we adjust to keep Deebo from burning us with the outside pitch outs/end around plays? Our lines are about as healthy as they have ever been, but we are weak in...
  33. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    The condensed version is "I realize I am a Cat Lady now."
  34. Phazael

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Not to beat a dead horse, but undervaluing linemen is another McCarthy trademark. It was also the start of the feud between him and AR, as he let multiple pro bowl linemen just fucking walk from the team. The undisciplined play is also an issue because he does nothing to maintain order in the...
  35. Phazael

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Realistically, Dallas has never been an elite team since the salary cap began. Jones can buy trophies, but he can't win on a level playing field. And even pre cap era he needed that ridiculously lopsided Herchel Walker trade to get that run with Aikman. Since the cap went in, its been one...
  36. Phazael

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Again, typical from McCarthy teams. Ask any Packers fan and they will confirm the never-ending mental blunders of McDoofus. That Packer vs Roidhawk NFCCG is a case study in how to destroy your entire season with shitty coaching. And his signature touch is non-stop special teams fuckups. Not...
  37. Phazael

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Negrobot is a highly underrated coach. Lions were retarded for dumping him when they did. After managing to polish that turd, I am somewhat amazed he has not had a HC gig since.
  38. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Wasnt the last Cowboy win over the Lions? Thats like the resistible force vs the movable object basically/
  39. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Dak's problem is he is not Aaron Rodgers. AR was good enough to cover up for what a massive fucking dope McCarthy is. Dak is good, but not that good. If you gave him to a coach like Harbaugh or Darth Bill, he would be great. McCarthy is a fucking imposter who pissed away literally two HOF...