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Wat. Are you trying to troll ham?

I don"t understand this. How many times has the Eomer approach worked for you? Sounds like she suspects you"re gay at this point and is trying to set you up with her gay pal.

At least she rolls it over.

Ugly as sin and has to cover her face and wear sunglasses when she takes crooked pictures of herself in a bikini after getting absolutely hammered on a single Bud Ice?

Hahahahaha.

Idiocracy, here we come.

Sell the key.

Sounds like the kind of girl you bang in a parking lot.

Because they"re the only thing he can bag.

WAY TO GO ADOLF

Not to describe a tight ass. A nonexistent ass maybe.

Then have at it!

Were they black?

If the cunt cheated on you, don"t fucking talk to her. The end.

Punch her in the face. She"s the one that was in a relationship.

^That"s all you need to know.

Why do you think American Inventors are always trying to steal white women? And what the fuck, a car sealed the deal? Do you drive a shit heap junker Cutlass on monster truck three spokes?

There"s not a damn thing wrong with letting her know she"s a heinous cunt, just steer the fuck clear of her Facebook. People will think you"re the one with the vagina.

"Stop playing dumb cunt games with me you callous cunt-bitch"?

How often does being passive get you laid? I lol"d hard at "once or a twice a year" being a sign of alcoholism.

When does she wear yoga pants?

Your ex sounds like a colossal cunt.

^Massage has never failed. If a massage doesn"t work, she"s a fucking turbo-cunt or you"re some kind of mutant.

I could understand just taking them back, but someone needs to go steal some electrical connectors to make up for this stupid shit.

Bro, he said there"sno way they wouldn"thit it off. As in they would definitely hit it off. I"m with you on the whole struggling as a sign. 19"s fine for fucking, not for dating. If you managed to find the one awesome mature 19 year old within a 50 mile radius, you don"t need our advice.

What in the mother of fuck is wrong with you?

This is where you"re supposed to get acquainted with her fiance and blackmail her for more sex/money/whatever.

Science.

How did you double post nearly an hour and a half later?

Don"t worry, I told her that in the reveal text.

Poor choice of words. She claimed she couldn"t afford a data plan. Can"t send or receive pictures.

I still have the texts but it"s just depressing. Bunch of shit about being drunk and crying all night. One of my friends at the bar suggested I tell her my "asshole friend" took my phone and see if I could repair the situation to score some nudes. Seemed worth a shot, so I convinced her, but...

Except that bro actually got laid at least once. I about lost my shit when I got the "im sorry i suck in bed" response.

Somewhat relevant. I always make a point to try and mess with people who send wrong number texts my way, but I went overboard last night. She"s still alive, I checked today. Yes, I realize an ellipsis is punctuation, I should"ve said it"s not substitute for a period.

Step 1: Duckface in every picture. EVERY PICTURE.

Remember how he talked so much about wanting to plow his wife? Now imagine that statement in his voice. If that voice asked any woman for a blowjob, there"s no way she wasn"t wondering if he"s batting for the same team. I"ll never read anything he writes the same again.

You kidding? He"s been watching this thread like a hawk, but he"s on Rickshaw lockdown. I"d love to hear his opinion on things, so I can read them in his voice. Here you go, with a bonus for good measure.

I wish Aamina could talk to us

That"s probably why the thread got deleted, so I"m not re-linking the blog. I promise there wasn"t anything that interesting on it. It was just a stepping stone to the YouTube video. The YouTube account is also his wife"s but here"s the audio if you really need it:Aamina"s Voice

Can"t believe Boss Trog is more of a man than Aamina. At least let him out so we can discuss his book with him here.