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I have some back hair. I"ve never had a problem if a girl wants it shaved, but I"ll tell her to do it herself. I"ve tried going through that hassle myself on a few occasions... Fuck that noise. Chest hair goes nowhere.

What the fuck.

Bro, you being punny?

Audrey Hepburn"s rotting corpse probably has a superior complexion.

Tell us about your love life, Skeletor.

At least Skeletor put his face in his awful picture.

Your friend"s tits, confirmed. Pimples would be more reliable than writing FoHSS.

Shut up and post your friend"s D cup titties. Or are you including your face in your picture since we already know what you look like?

Vomitting uncontrobally sounds awful. Get that looked at bro.

That"d make for some big ass dicks. Or some retardedly small ones. I"m not sure which.

Even if she is wearing eyeliner, I"d agree with Eomer. If that"s all she has on, that girl is just naturally good looking. They do exist. I think my most recent ex falls in that category, but I"m obviously biased, so correct me otherwise. I always thought this girl would have to put a lot of...

"Lol I made a post. And an edit!" moment?

You"re probably going to have to use hair as a scoring parameter.

Hear that Cam? Your weird little mushroom is a better looking vagina than Shelly"s vagina!

Oh good Christ. Go to hell.

Don"t completely kill the value of the original post man. "Trex vs. Etoille, Cam vs. Aria: a point-by-point analysis of tits, dicks, and punchability"

Dick curve. Ball curve. Just to get that out of the way.

Why the fuck not? You"re just in denial of the 20 or 30 point scale you should be using if you"re offering up 10s to everyone.

Mushroom Dick meets Troglodyte"s Nose?

Bad feeling confirmed.

I have a bad feeling.

Considering Frankenstein"s monster is generally considered huge, that seems misleading.

Of your faggotry or virginity?

Shut your faggot virgin mouth, Tristinn.

I don"t feel sorry for Camerous having to fuck those swamp donkeys anymore. I feel sorry for those grease hogs having to put their mouths around that 4 inch mutant mushroom.

Wat

Horrible cereal.

Which Julia Roberts picture is supposed to be scarier?

What about all the other days? Do they suck?

How fucked up does your thought process have to be in order for taking a picture of your dick and putting it on the internet to ever even remotely approach the realm of good ideas?

Post it. For the corrupted lols.

Approximately none of this post makes sense.

Don"t worry, I won"t argue against that opinion.

yes

Baggage is my assumption. She says she doesn"t know any other Rammstein fans.

Is Cam tagging these pictures with "FoHSS" or "I <3 your nose" or anything to suggest the pictures aren"t just coming from his porn folder?

I"m just awesome.

It"s a lot more than an hour. I live in Tennessee, I"d fly if anything. I"d love to see Rammstein live, but that"s an expensive date + Rammstein show.

Girl from Texas I mentioned before is still pushing hard for me to take her extra ticket and go with her to see Rammstein. Unless it"s a serious relationship or they"re Kate Upton, I have a hard time justifying more than 1 hour of travel for a hookup.

Lololz