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Monsanto is the closest thing you'll find in this world to an actual "Big Evil Corporation of by and for Evil." That doesn't change the fact that people who flip their shit over genetically-modified crops are generally fruit loops who don't understand that almost every edible product has been...

But if I actually played with people I couldn't pretend to be good at the game anymore.

Noooo, those bastards nerfed Ra'sha's dagger! 1sec cast time, 30min cooldown. I blame Hunters.

Aaand, now I'm getting the Freeze-at-log-in Windows XP bug and none of the forum fixes are doing anything. Sigh.

Those must be the internal parses Ghostcrawler was looking at!

The new Monk Cleave is pretty sweet on Council, letting you sit on Sul to interrupt sand bolts while still cleaving on the possessed target no matter where they are. That, and the cleave doesn't damage you when beating on possessed Kazra'jin, so it's actually safer than single target DPSing him.

You can also get BOA Shado-Pan Assault +Faction widgets, which I used to get my Faction to Friendly on my main before we did Jin'rokh, which was nice.

Fists of "I wish every fight was Patchwerk" is indeed still our most efficient damage button... when the fight allows it.

It's honestly fine. Our new mastery, and the ability to pool more than 10 stacks of TEB, is so ridiculously good with the way Raid fights work in reality. Being able to pop +50%-+200% (hi there rune of re-origination) damage for the entirety of a boss's "damage boost/burn" segment is...

But that just encourages people to buy their Platinum from filthy farmers! YOU'LL RUIN THE GAME

Godzilla 2000 snubbed for the 13th year running

This argument isn't going anywhere. Just like a Plane on a Treadmill.

More video games.

If I've got a treadmill going 470MPH i'm just gonna flip that badboy over and ride it to wherever I need to go.

Titan is Everquest Next. What, they said Titan was using an existing IP....

So, are Bards Ranged or Melee, primarily [AKA, does STR matter]? I assume once you start using Armor Pieces with +Music Mods, you put away the instrument and start wailing on things with melee.

I know at least shaman and monk did at launch. Permanent mid-level choices that changed the way your character played forevers was an excellent design decision that couldn't possibly have downsides If I remember right, shaman got to choose one of three patron animals, which determined what...

Are necromancers still awesome and have to harvest corpses to find scavenged organs to shove in their pets?

Jungle Heimy OP

Yeah, the cleave buff should be nice, and is awesome conceptually. Helps swallow how underwhelming the Windwalker Tier Bonuses are. Hooray energy spheres when you're already bursting at the seams with energy due to raid gear's energy-regen scaling and old-mastery being changed into a fixed...

There's more than 3 classes. It's fine for a class to not be a fire-breathing god of their role. I am 100% pleased with the current state of Tank Balancing. Heck, Monk even has fight mechanics it trivializes with ranged barrel tossing (See Elegon and Lei Shi adds). Hell, I'm GLAD Monks...

Midnight Pre-release. Open $5 pool, Mulligan to 5, Mulligan to 5, Go home to get 7 hours of sleep before next pre-release. Midnight Pre-release, I had forgotten what a cold-hearted bastard you were. On the plus side, the Boros sealed pool gave me all 5 primordials for EDH, I guess.

I'd love to believe we're getting a well-executed sandbox when Smed says player-oriented content is the way of the future. But then I remember it's Smed. "I can spend less Dev hours on making content, and more on making stuff for the station store? Quick, PR, someone spin me a way to make...

They at least forced me to put Edicts in my Black deck. Also Aurelia's Fury is amazing for control. Abeyance+Gigadrowse+Fireball? YES PLEASE.

LFR is hilarious. The mystified responses from people when you actually have 3-5 people who know how garalon works and it goes smoothly are amusement.

Honestly, playing in a guild that supports multiple mutually-exclusive raid groups, anyone calling normal mode too easy vastly underestimates the mouthbreather-level of the average MMO player. Half of the auxiliary teams (hell, most of the teams on our server) still haven't *completed* normal...

I now desire to lead a second albigensian crusade. Fetch me my stakes and torches, lads.

"Rolling Thunder", the system of monthly small releases, was fucking awful and was what killed Rage and dealt various non-mortal wounds to Doomtown. Ultimately, Dancey's actions HURT the game, but didn't kill it. Doomtown died after it was sold to Alderac Entertainment Group. They cut it...

Normal dads talk to their sons? Shit.

That, and if all the "assassins" were higher level/better at the game that he plays.... all day every day instead of working.... he is probably fucking terrible at games and couldn't meet his gold farming quotas.

Notably, she lets you convert Cavern of Souls mana into usable mana for Rancors/Pillar of Flames, which will be useful if Naya Humans is ever a thing. The Champion of the Parish into her+lightning mauler random draw is unlikely, but mildly amusing.

Skullcrack will certainly be an interesting consideration for sideboard. It's essentially an 8 life swing if responding to a Thragtusk or Sphinx's Revelation. Oddly though, Red is REALLY good at using all of its available mana every turn for value right now, so it becomes more awkward to play...

Miracle is such a shit mechanic.

Extort: Finally Carnival of Souls has its infinite combo.

FTFY

Mild and Sunny in England? End of the World confirmed.

That's part of why 2-tank fights are nice for Monk. You start wailing away as "DPS" (Still annoyed that they made stance swaps drop Shuffle so you can't power it up via bonus chi) building up your Shuffle stacks, or on the one-dog side where defensive cooldowns/buffers don't matter as much...

The only thing holding me back from testcopying is fear of Sony realizing "Wait, people are getting everything for free? Better stick our dick in that!" And then being stuck on a depopulated server with no opportunity to transfer off unless you suck a dev's dick.

Had a Vi on my team randomly get fed early (hooray normal queue). She bought Phantom Dancer, Zephyr, and Triforce off of devouring her terrible lane opponent. 2.5 attack speed vi with her W maxed is pretty hilarious to watch in action.

Dizzying Haze trivializes Lei Shi's add phases pretty hard. All love for the brewmasters.