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  1. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I would have been excited for tribes if they had actually made them work.
  2. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Yeah, anyone who has posted on an MTG forum or reddit is not in the bulk of people who keep the game alive by buying booster packs at MSRP by the fistfull after they've had a shit day at work and need a hit of something to make their life feel less shit and more fantastical.
  3. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Arkoudaphobia is a serious and pervasive issue, bir! Why do you think they haven't printed a bear since Dragons of Tarkir? Now, if you were a Bearsoul, I oppose this rude judge's attempts to other you.
  4. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    This will be the Wild Aviana Meme King.
  5. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I mean, we've got about a twenty to thirty women playing magic locally, but it's the middle of nowhere midwest, so they don't exactly have thrilling other life options available. 80% of the population around here is the same rolly polly amiable//passive-aggressive fat white person regardless of...
  6. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    Obviously they'll nerf the oozes and then make a new neutral legendary ooze that only works if you have no cards with odd mana costs in your deck.
  7. Kuro

    Civilization VI

    New expansion announced. -Expanded Dark Ages/Golden Ages, inclusion of a new type of Golden Age, the Heroic Age (a reward from going directly Dark Age=>Golden Age) -New Social Policies you can only get during said Ages. Dark Ages apparently contain some powerful assholish policies. Possible...
  8. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Of course black people don't play MTG, that's what Yu Gi Oh exists for.
  9. Kuro

    Stellaris

    Just picked this game up. Haven't played any of the other games by the company, how much reading should I do before I try to play? Jumping in feet first going to be a nightmare?
  10. Kuro

    MTG thread

    And that's the problem Wizards faces. Their product is trying to serve two masters (players, collectors, although there's heavy overlap), while also trying to help float the LGS economy (so that there's a place for players to find the game and get addicted), which is made up of some the dumbest...
  11. Kuro

    MTG thread

    It's ~$150-350 (with the higher end being the greedy 4 color decks splashing the most expensive individual cards/complicated mana base) to buy a top tier Standard deck wholecloth. Tier 2 aggro decks are ~70-100, usually due to being mono-color. Which is about average for standard decks over...
  12. Kuro

    MTG thread

    It certainly didn't help that Standard has been sweaty balls for the majority of the last three years, while Grand Prix prices have continuously escalated for the privilege of playing shit games (not looking forward to having to pay for both the PPTQs and RPTQs next year as well, although I...
  13. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    I look forward to watching the vods where the Quest Pally forgets they Lay on Hands'd one of their dudes.
  14. Kuro

    MTG thread

    MTG Youtube Community shat its pants over the holiday break hard enough for r/all to notice. Looking forward to all the online articles this week bemoaning the 100% misogynist ultra-rapist nature of the MTG fanbase because of a couple internet trolls, again. Remember, if one person's group are...
  15. Kuro

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Nobody left at the company to shut it down. :)
  16. Kuro

    Black Friday 2017

    That hambeast just wants to hug everyone. It's about inclusion.
  17. Kuro

    Black Friday 2017

    Not open last night, I just figure they've probably got plenty of them in the back room, but the manager said "MOVE THOSE FUCKING BATTLEFIELD BUNDLES"
  18. Kuro

    Black Friday 2017

    Was the first one in the door at the local Gamestop when they opened. Out of $200 PS4s before the first customer could buy one, but they had a nice shiny pile of $350 Battlefield PS4 bundles for sale... Nearly tripped over the mountain of unwanted x-boxes they had piled up next to the door.
  19. Kuro

    Board Games

    New edition of the Civilization Boardgame is supposed to be in stores tomorrow, will be amused if it is. 50% off get~
  20. Kuro

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Diablo4 here we goooo
  21. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    I enjoyed his early Hearthstone streaming where he was basically passive-aggresively comparing it to his own game and asking why people liked this one better. Then the money started rolling in and he stopped talking about Solforge ever.
  22. Kuro

    Black Friday 2017

    I'm bringing my halberd.
  23. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    It feels like they're actively working against having a tournament system, with the heroic brawl being basically designed to make people hate the idea of one.
  24. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    But what about Legion Timewalking in 4 years!
  25. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Didn't even manage to get the romance novel art for Elvish Ranger in the pack? Never lucky.
  26. Kuro

    MTG thread

    If I could flip an Ihsan's Shade 10-year-old-me would say "YES"
  27. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Relatively certain Autumn Willow can still win a game of limited at least :D
  28. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Gotta play the Legion lottery. As long as you don't flip a Phage you're 15-deep on them critters!
  29. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    A Premium Gaming Experience, yo.
  30. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Can be exiled to Force of Will, confirmed busted.
  31. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The amusing part is that Beastmastery is one ability away from being a melee spec.
  32. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    The private servers that did progression generally just started the world at 112 and then unlocked content over time. So instead of going through all the balancing and ui ups and down, content was just released into the 112 pool
  33. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    The multiple servers thing is an interesting question, since the player cap per server was lower in actual vanilla. And while it was fun seeing nost/elysium zones packed to the brim with 2-4x the # of players normally on a server at once in vanilla, it was also kind of a pain in the ass, since...
  34. Kuro

    Heads up for all EA games and Ubisoft games going forward.

    @Mario. So what you're saying is that they're perfect customers?
  35. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    It's only like 10 days to Rested EXP cap, obviously you just needed to level every class at once on a rotation ;)
  36. Kuro

    Board Games

    Got Dojo-Kun in, will take a little while to figure out what # of fighters works out best. Was a pretty fun game for 3 of the 4 players. The fourth player failed to reserve a seat at the tournament, and got both of his super-pumped-up fighters matched against each other by the rest of the...
  37. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I actually really liked the brief period where they were trying to improve cleric's soloing and gave them badass self-only thorns/reactive heals and a fuck-you proc hammer.
  38. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Diablo 4 is pretty much guaranteed to be an MMO at this point, from their hiring posts. Probably comes out after the "final" WoW expansion, whenever we beat the void lords or whatever. So that players can transition from WoW to World of Diablo4craft.
  39. Kuro

    MTG thread

    One of our locals is in the top 4 at the Pro Tour today, puttin the other grinders in the area on suicide watch :D
  40. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    The original Defias Pillagers were actually controlled by a server blade inhabited by hitler's ghost, so that's a little hard to recreate properly.