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  1. Phazael

    Love, Death & Robots

    I don't get the love for the SJW lesbian battlebot episode. It hit every single mary sue stereotype so out of the park I thought I was watching an episode of Discovery. Animation quality was nice, but all of the other shorts had better writing and were not going down a checklist of tropes...
  2. Phazael

    The Orville

    Its not perfect, but I like it for the love letter to TNG it is. The resolution to the Kaylon 2 parter was a bit predictable (and less dark) than I would have gone, but this is a TNG ripoff not a DS9 one. You can bag on Mercer all you like, but I like what MacFarland is doing and he largely is...
  3. Phazael

    Star Trek: Discovery

    Enterprise gets shit on a lot, but really it only had two problems. First was too much fucking time travel bullshit, which is just bad for any sci-fi that is not specifically written around it (and even then it gets tiresome). Second is they tried to make a sexed up WB show at first, but...
  4. Phazael

    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    until they learn that you can't cram an entire season of anime and to one movie these movies are going to continue to be dogshit. The first movie should have focused entirely on her and her mentor being a hunter killer and give time to develop those storylines and relationships.the lack of time...
  5. Phazael

    Alita: Battle Angel (2018)

    Imagine cramming a 20 hour anime season into one movie while high on whatever weed Rodrigez can afford these days, and thats what this movie is. Worst anime adaptation since DBZ. Scarjo should personally blow all involved since no one is going to be able to remember how bad Ghost in the Shell...
  6. Phazael

    Tuco, a tranny, a TRAINED FEMALE BOXER step into a ring...

    Its longer for women if they want to retain any level of femininity (see Gal Gadot) to achieve the fitness levels. A male can just roid up to shortcut the process ala Hugh Jackman, if they really want to hit the fitness level faster. The training, beyond basics, is actually the more time...
  7. Phazael

    Tuco, a tranny, a TRAINED FEMALE BOXER step into a ring...

    That's the point I was attempting to make. And again, when I grew up, most guys knew how to fight on some level either through brawling type roughhousing, actually getting into shit with other dudes, or some minor training (I was into limited martial arts a bit when I was young, nothing that...
  8. Phazael

    Tuco, a tranny, a TRAINED FEMALE BOXER step into a ring...

    Not sure how it is now, but back in the late 80s when I was a bouncer, you could not just go shoryukening women in that role. Plus upbringing for us older guys prevents us from striking women unless SEVERELY provoked. Even in the case of those two women I mentioned, it was because they were...
  9. Phazael

    Tuco, a tranny, a TRAINED FEMALE BOXER step into a ring...

    Under boxing rules? Average dude in any kind of shape is probably going to win, if he is not a pussy soy boy. Street fight? The trained speedy chick wins out because she gets to nail the guy in the nuts, throat, or kidneys. Boxing severely restrains the kinds of hits that would end normal...
  10. Phazael

    Darkest Dungeon 2

    If they can solve the uber grind that the last ten percent of the core game turned into, then this is a day one buy for me. Flawed or not, I loved DD, but that last bit of perpetual grind to clear the final dungeons is just complete drudgery.
  11. Phazael

    Food for thought!

    Ok, I should not have gotten caught up on that threat.....
  12. Phazael

    Food for thought!

    Wait.... Did I miss something here or is Van also religious? Because that would be.... hilarious.
  13. Phazael

    Food for thought!

    Voice Recognition. And its in reference to another verbose poster's avatar, which if memory serves was chosen to signify that occasion. I could be remembering incorrectly, though. I am at the German beer hall getting shit faced atm.
  14. Phazael

    Food for thought!

    Hodge, you have always been one of my favorite people on this forum, but come on man. Don't make me bring up.....
  15. Phazael

    Food for thought!

    This is the forum equivalent of Immovable Object vs Irresistible Force, or in this case Attention Whore vs Last Word. I think Van is among the more stable trannies I have interacted with over the years (8 IRL, thanks music major for making me conspicuously heterosexual), but then you have shit...
  16. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think basing a marriage on child rearing is a path to failure, too. At least for anyone intelligent and independent. It relegates women to cattle, to a degree, if its the sole purpose for them being there. I really think Frank Zappa had it right in that you need to find your matching level...
  17. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Couldn't agree more with Hodges if I tried and we had to do events in two different states for my wedding. The whole ceremony is the real racket in this horseshit and it's mostly driven as a money-making scheme for churches. As someone who sang For Tons of weddings and his band who literally...
  18. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Most of us are smart enough to not fall for the traps you willfully walked in the name of getting your dick wet. You say you're schizo but I'm guessing there's some other bullshit you're not telling us and my gut suspicion is probably a history of drug use in your past or something similar. I...
  19. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    DS1 is very engaging and worth checking out, but the Sif fight is kind of the bottle neck point of frustration for most people. Its a hard (and much different fight) compared to what comes before and requires a slog through an are camped by gankers to even reach for an attempt. Every FROM game...
  20. Phazael

    Darkest Dungeon

    Biggest issue with this game is the utter tedium of the last part of the game, where you basically have just the Darkest Dungeon (and I guess the blood court now) to clear out. It is such a fuck you grind to get through all of the DD runs and claw through the court that I gave up, despite my...
  21. Phazael

    The Orville

    The reason this show is better than STD is that it is true to the original core elements of both TOS and TNG that made it work. Its a show about the human condition with a backdrop of sci-fi. That's why this episode worked, in my opinion. Rather than try to force the SJW cock down your...
  22. Phazael

    Please help find who murdered my friends family member

    The way the vehicle bailed leads me to think this was not a professional hit, but the other aspects of how the shooting were done seem to point to that. The approach and dress of the shooter also suggest knowledge of the likely camera angles. My base instinct is, five year marriage and yard...
  23. Phazael

    Witcher 3

    Hearts of stone alone by itself is better than most full release games out there. It's arguably the best written part of the entire franchise and it's a expansion to this game. I can't think of higher praise than that.
  24. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Your position is that the Pats would have had the same record and accomplishments if they were to swap places with the Browns then? Because that is what he is basically arguing, and I am not even saying the Pats are not great he is just annoyed I am not sucking their dick hard enough.
  25. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    To me that's the most impressive thing in this and a sign that the CBA is destroying the league to a degree. Tom plays for a club friendly rate and nets a bunch of rings, meanwhile in Chedderville ARod gets mad over Jordy being axed and sponges all the available money out of the team and has no...
  26. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    This is why people hate Boston fans. Even when you try to be contrite and kiss the ring, they immediately try to put their dick in your mouth. Re-read my post. I guarantee you that if the Pats had to play in a physically division, like say the AFC Central, and the Ravens, Bungles, and...
  27. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    When you don't have to build your team to win your division you can build your team to beat your likely yearly opponents. The AFC and NFC North fans to tell you this. The Vikings can't build their team to beat the Saints Falcons and whatever crawls out of the NFC least because they have the...
  28. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    I'm not saying they are good but c'mon man that division is a cake walk and has been forever. The Dolphins are the best competition and they consider a 500 season a miracle. I've no doubt they would still be a playoff team if you drop them and just about any division but they wouldn't be...
  29. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Just to add some troll fuel for the fire here, Pats SBs have been close, but that's their MO with the D ramping up in the post season. The last couple blowouts they were subject to were well before the deal with Satan and Bill went into effect (blown out by the bears in 85 and thumped by the...
  30. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Depends on if they can repeat what they did against the Roidhawks a couple years ago. Everyone thought he was going to get eaten alive in that game for the same reason and it did take a major brainfart from Coach Oswald Cobblepot to get them the win, but their line held up fairly well that year.
  31. Phazael

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Yeah, Saints can eat a dick after bountygate and the other crap they pulled into that pity party gifted ring they got a while back. There were shit tons of no calls in yesterday's game, but lets just bitch about the last one and ignore the rest. How about not through a pick in OT or taking...
  32. Phazael

    Scenes from movies that make you cry?

    I am old school. This one still chokes me up a bit, since I was such a hardcore old school Trek fan. This one gets me right in the feels too.
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, it can poison the well if you have mutual friends. Imagine if she goes angry bitch mode in court and hauls out that nugget how that will play out.
  34. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah if you are opting for the D over laying down some cash for an escort, then there is some other element at play here you are not discussing.
  35. Phazael

    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Have a look at modern day Africa and see how that's working out for actual real world wakandans. Giving people their needs for nothing not only kicks the can down the road, it arguably is like tossing gas on a fire.
  36. Phazael

    What happened to Trex?

    .. by a nose.
  37. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Bear in mind that we kept Randal "I take half the year off and play shitty half the time I am on the field" Cobb and traded his favorite target to Oakland. So, he is throwing to a bunch of no names, outside of Adams, and is on his third tight end in three years who was admittedly doing ok until...
  38. Phazael

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Blowing the NFC Championship in Seattle was the moment McDoofus should have been fired. Missing that window means 12 will never even smell a title again.
  39. Phazael

    Bioware's "Anthem"

    ME:A was a massive technical disaster with unfun gameplay. But it also most definitely was overrun with the mind virus. Bioware went from well written gay characters (Zevran in DA:O), great dialog, and interesting relationship threads (Thane in ME2, Morrigan and Leliana in DA:O, even the slave...
  40. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    @BoozeCube The advice here has been good, just don't get sucked into a relationship over pussy or knock her up. The hardest part for me would be what the hell do you even talk about with a 20something these days? That's why this is likely a temporary situation and you need to keep a level head...