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  1. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    The pats D thrives on taking the main weapon away and Atlanta really doesn't have one. If Atlanta plays as well on D as they did today they should be a tough game for the Asterisks, certainly tougher than anything in the AFC has given them. Both teams are mostly healthy, too. But I don't rule...
  2. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Agree, but the problems with this team this year involve the secondary and a general allergy to free agency. We were lucky to get this far after hamstringing our own roster this bad. If we had any other QB we would have been a sub 500 team.
  3. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Packers fans tend to be more realistic about our team and (in my personal experience) Falcons fans tend to be a bit classier than most, probably a conscious effort to be a better fan base after the Vick dog stuff and the Glanville years.
  4. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Well at least McFatass is on pace to beat old Marty's record for losing conference championship games. He's already lost three of them.
  5. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    People will call for Capers head again after this, but the fact is even when healthy our secondary has zero talent beyond Clinton-Dix and you can't stop a top tier offense like Atlanta without actual talent in the backfield. The moment the offense sputters we get spanked and can't come back...
  6. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    That's why we should have kept Khun another year. Dude knew how to pick up a blitz, catch a pass, and had one fumble his entire career. Ripkowski, not so much.... Grats SB Falcons. The air finally came out of the balloon for us.
  7. Phazael

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 3

    Cad vs. LulzSect Not even a contest. Tolan vs. Tanoomba Seems like a major showdown, but I guarantee that Tolan is not on as many ignore lists as Moonbat. Woolygimp vs. Screamfeeder Wooly could be alive and shitposting ten times as much as he did and still not catch Bottomfeeder. olscratch...
  8. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    This looks familiar.
  9. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    If the Packers had not gotten hit with the flu this close to the game, I would have at best given them a 50/50 shot at this game. The only playoff team the Falcons have beaten in the last couple months were the Seahawks who suck balls on the road and were beat to shit. Most of their win...
  10. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    @MethHawk- Pats cheat more, they are just better at it like everything else for the most part. But like I said earlier, the cover-up is what gets you busted and Carrol admitted to doing it immediately. They will get a slap on the wrist, at best.
  11. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Packers got hit with it too. Assuming Falcons are not a mirage (they had an easier schedule than the Pats), that probably seals the win for them. Rodgers has never played well while ill. Word is he and several of the receivers came down with that bug.
  12. Phazael

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 2

    Cad vs. popsicledeath Neither is an asshat, so I flipped a coin. LulzSect vs. Hoss Lulsect is going to go deep in this until he hits a real contender. Gravel vs. Tolan Like this is even a real contest. tanoomba vs. Big Flex Just crown Moonbat already Tuco vs. Wollygimp No contest...
  13. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    @Gankak It was five guys over a two year period, and Sheman weaseled out of it on a technicality. The bulk of the other four guys had their suspensions spread out over the season (except Barbre who got cut before he could serve the suspension). I won't say its a Seahawk problem, but it is...
  14. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    This whole bunch of Bayless commentary came about specifically because of stuff Jerry (and to a lesser extent Garret) spouted. And its not really a cliché. No QB has ever done well when they are looking over their shoulder, especially rookies. There is literally no downside to the Dallas FO...
  15. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Went last year with my flier elves: But had better luck later in the year with Forces of Nature. Whether the wife and I go this year will depend on how we feel and if I can get my trident crap done in time. Alamo is still the best event in Texas (we have done to LW, Bayou, and Alamo in...
  16. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    I've actually made that joke myself multiple times in this thread. The problem with the Cowboys situation is Jerry is being retarded and could show some leadership here by putting his foot down early instead of stirring the shitpot and letting others do it.
  17. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    I'd agree, except Jerry is saying stupid shit and he is the one who signs the checks.
  18. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Considering they got to stagger their Aderrol suspensions over the course of a season, I doubt that will withstand appeal. Plus at least Sneaky Pete owned up to it immediately. It wasn't the deflation that got Brady, it was the coverup.
  19. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Only if you are retarded enough to keep hand waving the thuggish sore lose behavior of the Roidhawks in nationally televised games. Even the worst of the NE and Cowboys fans have more dignity than that. Skip Bayless is a better sport than the Seattle Seahawks; let that sink in. Also, What...
  20. Phazael

    AssHat Avatar suggestion thread

    The likely winners this year are going to be Trump haters, so maybe something Trump-Maga-ish?
  21. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    My parents have their summer rental near one of the assistant coaches from the Colts and he pretty much says the same exact thing. They think that they can get carried to a championship with another Pey Pey, but even Manning had a lot more talent around him than they are putting around Luck...
  22. Phazael

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    Popsicledeath vs. Wormie - Dumps his perfectly awesome wife for a younger dumber version. Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert - Love hearing how the world works from a 13 year old northeastern wasp. tanoomba vs. lumi - Wold be hard, ordinarily, if the new lumi was not so obviously a fake Lulsect...
  23. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Same here, mostly because 3 broke a lot of things in the game and had so few viable builds. DS3 was also significantly easier than every other game in the series, aside from BB post Ludwigs. The one awesome exception was the Storm Lord fight, which is probably one of the best ones in the...
  24. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Grinding is fine. In fact, its a basic necessity for Dwarves, Nurgle, or Ogres. I am talking about assholes who spam CLAWPOMB on a chaos team and leave the ball sit there on the ground while they kill people and turn 16 foul. Building rosters up is a lot more fun and keeps losing players...
  25. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    I thought the first DZ book added the wizard back? Oh well, I mostly hate the whole "fuck your roster into the ground" thing for post season that makes teams that need a season or two to become workable (Ogres, Nurgle, Khemri, ect) and level slow completely shafted. They also pussed out on...
  26. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Women are practiced liars by nature. Faking an orgasm is just the ultimate expression of this. /patriarchy
  27. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    If the Asterisks win another SB and Brady and Darth Bill give shout outs to their boy Trump there will likely be some millennials that vandalize a starbucks or something, but that's about the extent of Boston rioting.
  28. Phazael

    Retro Gaming Thread

    Been trying forever to get working rom files for Xain's Sleena (aka Solar Warrior) for years without success. I have just about every other arcade machine emulated on my big TV. Been messing around with the old Retron lately and replaying Chrono Trigger and Zelda (SNES) again. Makes me want...
  29. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Id do BB1. None of the teams I enjoy playing, aside from Nurgle, are in BB2 Lens Flare Edition, yet. Specifically, no Zons, Ogres, Khemri, or even Goblins. Online play for BB2 is shit. Everyone takes cheated up bash or dwarf teams. the BB1 leagues we ran before were a lot of fun and people...
  30. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    @Itlan The Packers sort of have a similar issue. Going back to Rodgers, its basically Nelson, Cobb, and some of the O-Line that even existed on this team six years ago. Mathews is literally the only defense player who has been here that long. At least the Giants dip into free agency to plug...
  31. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Jesus Christ Dallas, don't do this to yourself....
  32. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Eli is hot and cold. When hot playoff run Eli shows up, he is ridiculously good. When Derp Manning shows up, he makes Cutler's contract seem reasonable. The real issue with the G-Men is that Coughling got too old to maintain discipline in the tough media market of NY. That and the general...
  33. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Pats fans mostly (not all) like to pretend nothing happened prior to Brady the same way Germans like to pretend there was no history prior to 1946. Fact is if Desmond Howard had not happened, Bledsoe and Tuna would have had a ring in 96 with the Pats.
  34. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    So you think throwing punches during a kneeldown at the superbowl two years ago was acceptable behavior for grown men?
  35. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    If the other team is actually running a play trying to get yards or score, sure. A kneel down is so no one gets hurt and twice we have seen them throw punches and try to get a fight (probably Sneaky Pete trying to stop the clock with offsetting penalties) when the game was over. Teams with any...
  36. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Steelers fans don't riot either, but they do put burning crosses on the lawns of black players that they don't like. Though to be fair, GB people did poison Tony Mandritch's dog when he laid down on his contract back in the day....
  37. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    If past experience is any indicator, Falcons fans are actually fairly reasonable. Its the Saints fans that are obnoxious in that corner of the country. The discourse with Falcons fans has been downright cordial this week on the Packer boards, in stark contrast to what it was like before all...
  38. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    That nice piece of Boston masturbatory material is obviously not correct. Greenbay alone has 32 playoff wins and I am fairly certain a number of other teams on there have more as well, or the G-Men with 24. Hilariously, the Vikings have more all time losses than Brady has wins, with 28...
  39. Phazael

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I was comparing Marino to Rodgers, actually. I largely agree with your post though. But Gavin is also absolutely right about Moon. For whatever reason, QBs without a ring or two have a hard time getting the HOF nod. Rivers and Romo are both going to have that knock on them with some folks.
  40. Phazael

    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Agree on Mathews. But if I have to pick between Rodgers humor and love of Big Lebowski or Russel crying because God is his special bro, well......