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  1. Phazael

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    It is a guilty pleasure of mine when I see it on cable, I will grant you that.
  2. Phazael

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    We should all bow to the guy with the lead actor of Gods of Egypt for his avatar on which celebrities matter to people.
  3. Phazael

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    I guess that's what happens when you grow up with jar jar.. Her bit as Dr Devil's group therapist was of more value than anything Wooly ever contributed to the world. Cousin fucker autist sperglord > movie star who died of cocaine partying like a boss. #justkegthings
  4. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Where was this announced? He pretty much said the exact opposite in a BBC presser last week.
  5. Phazael

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Are you actually saying that Woolygimp was a greater loss than Carrie Fisher? Edgelord levels over 9000.....
  6. Phazael

    Dark Souls

    Four Kings says hello. The trick to beating Smough is rolling into the attack at an angle to dodge his big AE sweep swing. He is also massively weak to fire (they both are, actually) so you might be able to take advantage of that, depending on your build. If you were lucky enough to get the...
  7. Phazael

    Valkyria: Azure Revolution

    What the fuck is it with the Japs and turning every turn based or tactics IP into a button mash action game? Seriously, the fucking original was good specifically BECAUSE it was a tactics game.
  8. Phazael

    Should Mist be banned on Christmas?

    I'm down with this option. As a habitual Mist basher, I don't want to see xher banned, but I think some sort or reparations for the recent shit posting in the politics thread are in order. And either would feed into Mists attention whoring pity party, when the inevitable smaller than swamp...
  9. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Maul being worth a shit in the cartoons is just another example of someone making something decent out of an unpolished Lucas turd. To see the process in reverse, observe Boba Fett's demise in ROTJ after he was introduced well in Empire. Lucas got lucky modifying a few ideas he ripped off, but...
  10. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    It was the only one that didn't look like a choreographed in front of a green screen plastic stick fight that had even the actors bored. I put that down to McDairmid putting in a real effort (McGregor did to) instead of collecting a pay check like the rest of the cast. Palpatine is the only...
  11. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Gavin is clearly trolling. That "duel" in EP3 was less exciting than watching two spergs have a sword fight with hotwheels race tracks. The reason no one mentions it is the whole "high ground" moment is so ludicrous it makes you forget the long boring gymnastics meet that happened before it...
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm guessing she found out what Dirty Sanchez means....
  13. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Vader is referred to as Lord Vader several times in A New Hope.
  14. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    /iceburn
  15. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Trust Daez to know mediocrity when he sees it. As a long time Rams fan he is an expert on the subject.
  16. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Dallas is the kind of team that will go for the record, even though the smart thing might be to rest him. Of course I happen to think that if you have home field sewn up, you should just pound the ball up the gut all game as this is the easiest on your Oline and keeps the D off the field most...
  17. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Pats have probably the least flaws of any playoff contender at the moment, but playing their own division and the piss poor AFC South certainly helps. Still, good statement win for them against Denver yesterday. Also Cowboys needed a statement game like that if they actually want to make the...
  18. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

  19. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Dallas is trying really hard to Romo TB back into this one.
  20. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Me, and considering the day the Vikings had against the Colts, I don't think I was that far off. Plus, Cowboys are probably the best O Line in the NFL.
  21. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    CGI Tarkin is also a lot better in 2D, due to less fine detail being noticeable compared to the 3D. I personally though there were a couple moments were it looked off, but overall it was the best CGI of a real person I have seen since Tron 2.0 with young Jeff Bridges and Bruce B in that movie...
  22. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Yeah basically a specialized atmospheric tie from the gamesmanship EU.
  23. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    As bad as he appears, I do think there are teams that would give him a job as HC. Just off the top of my head, I could see the Jets, Browns, 49ers, Chargers, Jags, and Bengals as teams that he would be an improvement for. But yeah, he might be going the DC route. I can see either the Raiders...
  24. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Ok, edgelord. Tell me how the line in R1 is significantly different than any of those examples, especially the second one which is probably the exact scene they lifted the idea from.
  25. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    There certainly was a "too many characters" problem in the movie and its obvious stuff got cut in the reshoots, but the originals were not exactly character exploration vehicles, either. Luke was basically the only character that had any sort of time spent on his backstory in either of the...
  26. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

  27. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Originally, the idea was meant mostly as a uniform. Everyone is a cog in the empire and only officers get a sense of identity, basically. The armor is _supposed_ to offer some protection and environmental support (the TIE Pilot versions are vac proof, at least), but TFA more or less cast doubt...
  28. Phazael

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    So now there is a three Star Wars movies better than anything Lucas did himself. The dude must be pulling his hair out that other directors/writers consistently make better shit than he does and that he was just lucky. Agree totally with the FMJ comparisons. This movie was dark and it needed...
  29. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At least he isn't contributing to the mess or getting in your way. Glass half full and all that....
  30. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This feeds nicely into the whole women hate other women trope, since the obvious conclusion is you have very few female friends as a result of disliking most other women, hence the small sample size.
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah unless there is a concrete plan to get together more permanently already worked out, there is nothing but failure ahead. This is not to say they can't be a friend you hook up with when they blow through town every once in a while, but trying to build a relationship over a distance with no...
  32. Phazael

    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

    Knowing nothing about the books, I enjoyed the series a great deal. They had excellent actors in all the key parts and it took some really neat turns to avoid being too tropey. The Chief from BSG as the bad guy and the assassin chick's electrician partner, in particular were great. I also...
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The rock shit is fine, in a long term committed relationship/marriage once you are older. But both men and women are so fucked up and easily distracted/confused when they are in their sub-early 20s that there is no point in even trying to be that guy at that age. Once you pass 30 or so and are...
  34. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane and I have had our differences of opinion in this thread, but this statement right here is beer worthy in my eyes. Trollface, if you think ANY woman can work out relationship shit rationally, especially in your age group, well then I look forward to your further contributions in this...
  35. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is actually sound advice. There is a difference between keeping female friends (one or both of you are married and do couple shit or one or both of you grant access to greener pastures) and being friendzoned. There is also a massive difference is making yourself an available future option...
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or more likely, she exhausted all of her other options (or ran out of ways to lead you on) and caved in. Not the most alpha tactic, but if you got your dick wet, then mission accomplished I guess.
  37. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This. If you want to be nice, you need to crush their feelings utterly, otherwise the 1% rule is in effect. That rule is, if taking a given action has at least a 1% chance of getting you laid, there is a 99% chance you will undertake said action as a male. Plus these guys are essentially beta...
  38. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Yeah the Vikings have more individual talent, but the Bucs are playing the best as a unit lately. That could be due to people overlooking them, of course.
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If all you are in this for is to get your dick wet in taboo SJW sniz, then keep lying until it all blows up in your face hilariously. Then report back to us, of course. If you actually have an interest in this girl beyond that, you are missing a chance to start deprogramming her. Worse, you...
  40. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I think Tampa actually has the more talented defense of those three teams, to be honest. Where Tampa could get into trouble is on the offensive side of the ball, especially if the Dallas D starts getting some serious pass rush going. That game SHOULD be a lock for Dallas, but given the...