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I once sent my cousin's wife lillies for Christmas because I couldn't think of anything to give her, and bitches love flowers. I didn't realize you had to sign your name to the card cause I'm a noob at this shit, so I just wrote "Merry Christmas" and something about seeing her soon (because we...

So, you're saying I should make sex coupons.

what does this sentence mean? Who are the lads in the hole? I searched that thinking it was a movie and got a buncha gay glory hole porn.

I can't win with my wife and gifts, so I'm about to throw in the towel. She is an amazing gift giver, and nothing I ever get her is worth a shit. She gets me things I didn't even know I needed. Last year I got what I thought was the awesomest thing ever, a steampunk keyboard. She liked it...

Sorry, I didn't realize we were talking most overrated backs of all time. I withdraw my nominee.

I liked watching sanders play, but honestly I think I like watching Earl Campbell highlights more. He could make ya miss, and he could make ya pay. Barry didn't do a whole lot of that second thing.

That's what the humans were guessing before they knew anything at all about the aliens. I don't think they were ever able to figure out the alien atmosphere. By the end of it, I was pretty sure the 18 hour thing was a construct setup by the aliens to keep all 12 sites at an even pace. I'm...

I thought hawkeye pressed glass too. But only that first time. In the explosion scene where one of them was tapping the glass, only she touched it. IIRC. Did I miss how the explosion got Abbot, or did they just do a shitty job of cutting? Cause my memory is that the hoomans were actually...

My daughter loves all things potter much more than the wife or I, and she hates this movie with a burning passion. She's 20, so you can't even say its cause she's a kid. She's in a fucking twitter war right now (or maybe facebook) over how bad this movie is. I will be hearing her rant about...

Been too long since we talked cowboys. Just read the tampa game was flexed out to 7:30. So the rest of our schedule is all in prime time except the last game at philly. For now, that could get flexed out too. I guess we're about to find out how the rookies perform in primetime.

Early on when they stopped all gun sales because aliens showed up, I thought it was going to be an idiotic shitshow. Took me about 15 minutes to get over that and it wound up being allright. Moved kind of slow. My questions were:

Handle it exactly the same as you handle every paycheck. Anything else is idiotic. Me and my wife each put half the paycheck in the joint account. Any bonuses I get are treated the same.

You already know the answer to that. Only 1 mod isn't even a donor. Maybe we could offer to buy him a donorship for the information.

Mr Theo the substitute gym coach

keg was one of the guys up to no good

It's jihodj. witchunt over

go on ....

Finger-spelling sounds a lot hotter than it probably is.

Maybe we should ask soygen what the best drugs are to use while browsing the forum.

This is why we can't have nice things.

@a_skeleton_02 OOOOOOOOOOOOOHH She just called you a nigma! Nigma please! Better not let whitegirl's parents learn she's dating a nigma.

Just to be clear, that would ONLY be funny because of how we're all saying how he's such a class act, and I assume the sports media is saying the same thing.

I thought the options were doritos or pistachios. By veggies, do you mean deep fried potatoes and corn chips?

Lets wait till people start drinking it and see if it's a special ex-lax blend.

You're just the last person on the board to realize how amazing I am. Sit back and breath deeply. You'll get used to the feeling soon.

Are pistachios fattening? I figured that would be the healthy option.

Shit for a minute I thought she was talking about me.

Mrs G, how noisy were you last night? Did the neighbors know what was going on?

No he didn't, unless you count books that were set before his demise at the battle of endor. He was a character in that he left a big footprint around the galaxy though. You might be thinking of palpatine coming back. I never actually read that one (it might have been a comic book) but it was...

In your example, which bucket includes the prequel movies?

Maybe we should ask how the dude is doing today. Can he sit?

This is my favorite gif, and I have never seen it used at a better time. Kudos to you.

Good for you man. I hated project management.

The thing worrying me right now is that it's 2 ugly games in a row for the cowboys, 3 if you include the ravens, which was a mediocre performance. Maybe those were just good defenses, or maybe defensive coordinators have figured out our rookies.

he didn't say they get no credit. He said not enough. So whatever credit you've been hearing them get ... it's not enough. According to him. Based on what I saw tonight, he might have a point.

I would also like to see movies with skirata and the retired clone troopers or anything from the Xwing novels. As for the request to humanize the imps, they had a book about the death star where they followed people who were just working on it. That would make a good movie. B4 anyone...

before I vote I need to know if either of those choices is used as a sexual euphemism.

Waiting for Royal to Identify her.

EQ2. I wish I could remember what we were raiding. It might have been shard of hate (which I loved) or it might have been a progression night. Don't matter, it all worked out. Actually, I might have unintentionally redpilled her. I think she thought I was on another date and it made her...

/t tiggles I got the hookup for Mrs. G's pic. Send nuds of GF first.