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Dropped my phone in the toilet yesterday. I wasn't even playing with the phone, it was on my belt and jumped off while I was pulling up my pants. Luckily it was only urine. I may have done more harm than good rinsing it off afterwards, but that had to be done. One good thing though, now...

You are taking crazy pills. Anything that looks like vegetation at christmas time is fucking mistletoe.

What the fuck does KRA mean?

R2D2 is the reigning galactic champion secret keeper. That's all. Got a fucking secret to keep? Lock it up in that little droid. To fix a famous saying, 3 people may keep a secret only if all 3 are R2D2.

Got one last week. It's not normal, but my wife said something about wanting to make me cum in my shorts, and I was likes, well get your hand in there and do it. She has given me a HJ a few other times. Once while giving me an erotic massage, and a couple times in the shower. This one was...

Her being his granddaughter would be cool if only because that means there's more kenobi story to tell. But, the question was her parentage, wasn't it? And there's no way he ever met her, so why would she have recognized his voice?

That's what I was thinking. Lets hope so bro. Also, am I the only one who thought the cum and joke mines of mars didn't sound so bad? Spend all day shitposting and orgasming. They're going to have to let you get to porn to increase baby batter production.

Yeah, I had forgotten that may went to fetch aida by herself. I had to digest that shit. Imma see if I can watch it again.

Still an honorary chiefs fan. You know, as long as they're not playing my team.

AFAIK, youtube ads are bought per video, not targeted using cookies or anything like that. They might have other ads on the webpage itself that are targeted, but I wouldn't know because I have adblock.

I left a part out. I don't think may has been swapped. I think what's in the closet is whatever aida created after reading the darkhole. I assume it'll be another LMD. The only problem with that theory is, wasn't the one in the closet beat up? Was she chained? If yes to both of those...

Don't come in a lightsaber thread and try to be edgy.

OK so then my question is, what hints were there in TFA that indicated OB1? They were strong enough that daisy was surprised people didn't know. Edit: And also, isn't she too young to be OB1's daughter?

I know this is the grownup forum, but now that the request has been filled, we should totally start drawing dicks in the little dude's mouth.

y u no rerolled squadron? (BTW, Fires of Heaven squadron was too long) Can't figure out how to upload mine.

I like how the ads for those videos are things like "Meet russian brides" They know the audience.

What the fuck was going on in that video and in part 2? Did I really just watch 15 minutes of some faggot driving around and getting gas?

Oh yeah? Well I haven't seen leveon bell pole vault through the uprights or hammerthrow the football for a TD. So I'm not impressed with his inablity to randomly combine track and football either!

Only one thing really bothered me about this movie. I told myself a long time ago that I couldn't bitch about "handwavey explain shit away with magic" in the potterverse. But this movie really pushed it. Especially with how obliviate and the obliviate potion at the end was supposed to work.

Wait, I think I saw her in an expose' on bestiality. Is she asian?

Who is on his shirt? Can't make it out.

Is that what you named his dick?

I miss seeing Running backs leap over the goal line. I know it's dangerous and all, but it was good shit. Also, seeing that video kaines linked reminded me of something. Earlier someone was saying the cowboys line was what made emmitt look so good. Truth is, the line wasn't that great...

How about him flying over defenders?

Finale is 30 minutes of rick astley.

it's funny you say that, because the only bonafide good guys in the film were against the purity laws. The main guy commented on how dumb they were, and clearly the sisters didn't like them since the one brought a muggle into her house, and the other was about 5 minutes away from dropping her...

That don't make sense. Your testosterone is highest first thing in the morning. If High T can keep you from nutting, that would be more likely. But it's probably just that he has to pee, I hear that gives lots of people trouble. It doesn't affect me though, because when I was young exploring...

How much porn do you watch? Actually, I'm kidding. There might be some techniques you could pick up from porn that are nice, but the real deciding factor is the gusto with which you do it. Just love doing it. Experiment a lot and pay attention to reactions, then afterwards get some...

He said he's expecting it to keep going up at the same rate. I think the 6.4% increase was in 6 months ... so double that to extrapolate it to a year and voila you got tens of thousands.

My favorite thing about emmit was how it took the league like 5 years to even pinpoint how he was doing what he does. Then suddenly they realized, "hey, no one ever gets a clean shot on him ... is that important?" Oh and since we're talking about RBs we liked to watch, The Beast. I liked...

Who the fuck is AD? The first time someone used it, I assumed they meant Adrian Peterson and just typoed. But the AD keeps coming.

Same with mine. She's really uptight about the showering thing. I've told her I don't care, but I don't want to completely discourage the showering thing because I've gone down on some really nasty pussy before, and would rather not ever do it again.

Pretty common amongst black dudes, actually. But I've met some whites and mexicans who felt the same way. What did I get wrong?

Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Congrats, you now have glitter forever. That is discipline dude. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that? You can't just close your eyes because then they will never take the picture. Gotta get those eyes closed to keep the camera from...

Go back and change it to "If eating pussy is square, then I have 4 corners connected by equal length sides"

I thought tebow was a winner.

Sorry your life is shitty bro. Can't argue the crazy angle, but maybe the key is finding a flavor of crazy you can live with. My wife gets turned on sucking my dick. Like, she can be not in the mood but decide to take care of me anyway. Then after a little sucky sucky she's clawing at me...

I 'greylist' Jim Brown because I didn't watch him play, and any highlight reels I've seen have always been short. I didn't watch Earl either, but he's got better highlight reels. It's hard to compare people you watched with people you've only heard stories about. When someone says G.O.A.T, I...

I've been thinking about getting a strap on actually, so I can double penetrate my wife. I think she'd like it, but I'm way to jealous to let another dude near her. Not in my experience. I think you gotta find a girl who genuinely loves giving blowjobs. When I was dating, I had many girls...