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You can if God wills it.

Don't they already have a coupla movies based on the show? They were kind of big deals, you might have heard of them.

how is the nfl not offering that for sale yet?

aight, it's cool you wanna be coy. just tell us what thread you posted them in. hot girls, asians, beefiest curtains, or curvy chicks?

Someone told me last night that this is the last season of Agents. He's kind of a dumbfuck and read it on facebook, so I'm inclined to not believe him. But I figured if there was even a whisper of cancellation, you guys would know. Tell me how full of shit he is pls.

I'm still behind on this show. 4 1 hour dramas is just too much for me to watch, and SG is the worst of the 4 on CW. But, I just got to that episode and I fucking loved it. I didn't realize any writer anywhere still knew what reporting was. Whoever wrote that scene needs to be put in charge...

simplest explanation is that his phone autocorrected 13 to 30. But for real bro, you better tell her about the last GF and tell her to get some books or start watching some porn or something. She's got some catching up to do.

My dad actually grew up in Louisiana. But he was a cowboy fan since they first formed in 1960. What a bandwagon jumping faggot.

Not following him, is he still a fumbler? Fuck you, i'm just gettign caught up from a weekend of partying. Also, the cowboys hadn't been mentioned on this page yet and that's some bullshit.

First off, it seemed overkill to go more than 2 teams in that sentence. Second, if I had gone 3 teams it woulda been the browns (cuz shitty) or the stealers (cuz hate). Third, whatever rivalry there is with the giants pales in comparison with the redskins, and whatever hate there is for them...

Truth be told, i looked around a little for one that was generic because I didn't want to shit on a particular team. My purpose was to fuck with bandwaggoners. I respect a true fan, even if they're fans of filthy teams like the eagles or redskins.

My wife knows about this place. I think it'd be funny if she were to come here after I died and you got her to stay like you did to Mrs Gravy. All of you who think I'm off my rocker now would realize I'm actually the sane one in the family.

I'll leave this here in case some of yall need it. You can probably use the same form to be a multi-team faggot. Also, I recommend writing in "Forever (this time I mean it)" under 'Duration'.

Holy shit those 2 missed FGs must hurt after losing by 5. Especially with the way the redskins iced their own kicker on that first one. Was there a reason given for that timeout? Too much noise where I was, so if the announcers told us, I missed it. Skins beat us in TOP, yards, and pretty...

where was he making those posts about the chick?

lets compromise and reach out to his cousin. I feel like she's already part of this community.

Most of the shit should come from drawing from different psalms.

Better for everyone if you simply work on another amazing adventure.

I guarantee you there are coaches who think he could be good in the right system or with the right coaching. Probably a number of teams who would give him a shot.

Should change the title to the Al Bundy thread. A fat woman came into the store and said she was a size five. I stuck her hoof into the shoe. My thumb got stuck, she panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me along behind. Thank God a stick of butter fell out of her purse...

No but really, this video, like most utube videos and nearly every video you link, was bad. The title should have been more clear that it was explaining the show for someone who had not seen it.

Fuck i forgot about this. Still need to figure out where to watch.

both of you seem to be suffering from a basic misunderstanding of what's going on here. He's made his intentions pretty clear. He's seeing if he can fix her. She's probably thinking the same thing. You said her SJW shit doesn't come out on the dates, right? Also, all you gotta do it cut...

First. Anyone who's never even thought about humping their cousin just has an ugly family.

Creampies may be a bit tame, but yeah it counts as a kink. It adds an element of danger.

Are you saying If the redskins D can't slow down Dak and Zeke, the skins might have a shot? I guess if we keep scoring quick, our defense won't be able to stop the skins either, but if they get rest they might get some stops. Edit: Nevermind, I misread. But it's a funny thought, so I'm...

No firsthand experience, but I've heard there are candies that look like enough like birth control pills to fool a 21 yr old girl.

i don't understand your point. Are you pushing for the Maryland Redskins? Landover is funnier because of how the injuns handed their land over to us.

When we used to do that in Dallas, we'd get in for $10 a person easily. We just had to be willing to miss kickoff and seat surf because the seats wouldn't be together. Anquan gets desperate once they kick off.

Remember the end goal tiggles. Convince her that racists aren't the monsters twitter tells her you are. Also, to get nude pics first

Start small and laugh immediately afterwards. Since she's in luuurve, she'll take that as you being ironic.

The name is quite offensive though, you can't deny that. Hands down the most offensive name in sports. They should change it to the Landover Redskins immediately.

i've had a fitbit for a few months. In that time I've met the daily steps goal 3 times. It's ridiculous how they count steps, so I don't even pay attention to it, but it buzzes when you meet the goal. Saturday night was the last time and it happened while I was railing my wife. Right as I'm...

i was talking about romo, bro. I think Jones would pull the trigger on that deal so fast he'd pop a stitch and undo his latest facelift.

It's called the fish-eye. Also, wifey made me jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon the last 2 sundays as gameday snacks. If anyone is wondering, that's what love tastes like. Jalapenos gotta be fresh though, let them sit even overnight after being cut and they go off.

Who's got their first round pick next year? I wonder if they'd like an established elite veteran QB.

I saw that, it looked like a bullshit nitpicky stat. They've beaten the baltimore colts and the infographic just said 'baltimore', so it was technically wrong (which is the worst kind of wrong), and I know they beat the ravens when they were called the cleveland browns. If memory serves, the...

confirmed convo is a tryhard

pics pls