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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Probably not 1:1 but it's a factor. More volume will also give you distance because it's more pressure. When I want to pull out and use it like an artillery piece to shoot over her boobs and attempt to hit her face, I squeeze the tube behind the balls until the 3rd spasm.
  2. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You ever try pulling out and spitting on her back? That way you can hit her in the eye when she turns around
  3. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is a good point. I had a 50 yr old roommate a few years back who introduced me to hookup sites like Adult Friend Finder. He was slaying pussy left and right. He could have fucked every night of the week if he wanted, while I think I got 3 responses total during my yearlong subscription...
  4. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    Unfortunately, sometimes those are political decisions and not sound wildlife management decision. Oh and sludig, on the way home last night I was thinking about your elkburger. Salibury steak would be good too if you know how to make that. I don't, which is why I didn't think about it at...
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lol arizona has a team named coyotes? How insensitive. Pls let them be a soccer team.
  6. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mrs Gravy, your flirting would be obvious to anyone who knows about body language, but most people don't. Could be you're just being too subtle. What sorts of things are you talking about on your date? Steer the conversation towards sex talk. Ask him how big his dick is. Tell him you're only...
  7. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    I mostly make stew out of my ground venison. I'd suggest burgers in a frying pan with a layer of bacon grease to be sure it's not too dry. Chili is also good, but chili will really hide the flavor. Once you open the bag, it should be obvious whether it has any fat. Brutul, I don't know...
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    lol Waitaminute, is the NFLE still a thing? Haven't heard shit about it in years.
  9. Hoss

    Sports Rituals

    Respect bro. That's the most selfless act I can imagine.
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Young chicks are like that. Pretty much every girl I knew who found a good man changed their political outlook. Right now, you're just showing her that racists are regular people, not the monsters her bitter old lesbian professors have taught her about. Now, when she learns the truth, it's...
  11. Hoss

    Funeral arrangements?

    Does that mean your password will be in your will and everyone will be instructed to get drunk then come here and shitpost on your account?
  12. Hoss

    Taxes

    i have no idea what rangoth is responding to. Fein, if he titles it to himself he has to pay taxes, then you'd have to pay taxes again upon transfer. Those would be sales tax and based either on the actual price, or a predetermined schedule of values because people lie and try to say the shit...
  13. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Cowboys have 2 thursday games in a row. Dammit, now I'm going to have to watch a regular thursday night game.
  14. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Damn. I noticed the cowboys were playing at noon, and I was hoping it was a new NFL policy or something. Teams that have to play thursdays should always have the previous week at home and in the early time slot. I hope they shitcan thursday games next year. Thanksgiving and opening night...
  15. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I'm really pissed we never get to see these nekkid photos.
  16. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Dude, she's a tranny for trump. If she kerplatted herself it would have been from getting fucked up and falling off the roof of the hotel where the coke party was happening. That has nothing to do with being trans. Welcome to being a girl.
  17. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I thought we were talking about the intermediate types like you who still have twig and berries. Wasn't the question what do you prefer to be called? If they're passable and have vajayjays, I don't have a problem calling them women, but something like T-girl is much more honest. Is vanessa...
  18. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    you mean ... When are you going to show us some before pics? You can't keep saying shit like this and not show the before pics. Then what term do they prefer?
  19. Hoss

    MTG thread

    I saw a card yesterday that said it could be tapped to be used as an interrupt. Would that work too? I couldn't figure out when you'd want a card like that. I didn't realize destroying one of them wouldn't work. I need to study the stack some more I guess.
  20. Hoss

    MTG thread

    OK, so it's one opponent at a time, but once it starts, it doesn't stop until everyone is dead or someone plays something that can stop it, right?
  21. Hoss

    MTG thread

    Is that TabakRules? Cause he seems to just be talking about the seahawks. Here's a different one that the same person told me was a win condition. Exquisite Blood and Sanguine Bond. They claim that when you have both out, if you gain even 1 pt of life, or any opponent loses 1 pt of life...
  22. Hoss

    MTG thread

    I'm the new player here. Actually, we were both new, which is why I didn't take their word for it.
  23. Hoss

    Sports Rituals

    I already mentioned I get a new game day hat every year. Last couple years I've been getting 2 hats because I kept forgetting the hat when I'd go to my 1 game a year at the stadium, and have to buy another. This year I got 2 at the start of the season because there were 2 I really wanted. The...
  24. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    You could be right. I'm basing that on nothing but assumptions. Why don't you sign up and let us know?
  25. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Didn't realize grinder was only for dude on dude action. Obviously, I assumed dude on dude would be the most common hookup because testosterone, but I thought it was intended to cover the full LGBTQPX spectrum.
  26. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    The only fake titties are when the bra is stuffed. If they can be motorboated, they're real enough.
  27. Hoss

    MTG thread

    Sorry it took so long to answer this, I've been basically off the internet for a couple weeks. Ruling on mechanics is what I was asking about, I don't understand what LGS drama is. I wasn't referring to any specific question, just wondering how those rulings get made, how they get brought to...
  28. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Hair is possibly the easiest fix. Just learn to wear wigs.
  29. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Wouldn't Grinder be more appropriate for you?
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    What was the call on that one? Nobody was offsides, was it illegal touching when he kicked it again?
  31. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    In fairness, it came after a wall of text and Bubbles probably zoned out halfway through. I know I did. So WTF is pansexual? How's it different than bisexual?
  32. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    heh, i was thinking the same thing. Vanessa, didn't see you answer this question. do you fuck boys, girls, both, or other?
  33. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    For the record, both the plays I was talking about were runs. One inside run, one outside run. IIRC, the outside run still made yardage.
  34. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    JarJar in dooku's role in eps 2 and 3 would have been far better. For one thing, we'd have seen him beheaded.
  35. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    This was the most likely scenario in my mind. So, not trolling, but what's up with that? Does your coach and OC suck, or are they keeping the playbook simple for the gingerbread rookie?
  36. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I'm late to gloat at iggles fans, so i won't do that. But I have a question for anyone who watched the game. I noticed at least twice when a cowboy linebacker (wish I'd noticed who it was) seemed to be calling the play pre-snap. He was pointing somewhere, then they snapped it, and lo and...
  37. Hoss

    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

    I'm liking the show, but I'm not too wild about how they're playing Dirk. He was not manic, he was cool a cucumber. I like that they mentioned stuff from the books, like Thor, to firmly place this as happening after all that. This keeps me from trying to connect everything to the books. It's...
  38. Hoss

    You're trapped in the mall during the zombie apocalypse...

    We guessed that? Did anyone guess tarja? Please speak up if you did.
  39. Hoss

    MTG thread

    Is there a way to submit something for an official ruling? Or in other words, where do those official rulings come from?
  40. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Having trouble reigning in my enthusiasm for the season. The superbowl is too close this year. I might wind up getting some tickets pretty quick.