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  1. Hoss

    Politics Thread 2

    Why is that video called "GamerGate in 60 seconds" when it's 90 seconds long? It automatically makes me think the video creator is a liar and most likely everything in the video is a lie.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    49 yards is pretty good in high school. As long as he isn't a toe kicker. Thing I read earlier said they'd probably get a kicker in to take the practice workload off of bailey, so I think we can expect someone to be brought in at least. Don't know if that means the practice guy will be signed.
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Don't make us have to root for the eagles.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Well shit, 5 wins looks like a slam dunk now. It'll be a glorious meltdown if they only win 2 more games this season.
  5. Hoss

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    According to that article, it looks like it's been 8 years. Mike6 was 2 when he arrived and he's 10 now. How long do tiger's live in captivity anyway, and what did mike5 die of?
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Speaking of field goals, any new news on Bailey's back injury? They're acting like it's No Big Deal (tm), but it's making him miss field goals, so it kinda is.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Did you make a post-bradford prediction? I'm wondering if you're ready to predict a superbowel win now.
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In his defense, my longest relationship before I met my wife was 3 months too. So he might not be too far off from having it figured out. The ring can do it too. I know of a girl IRL who got depressed enough to need happy pills when she went on the ring, then got better when she stopped it.
  9. Hoss

    I need medical advice - blew out my ankle

    Oh shit, I thought this was the grown up section. I talked to a vet friend of mine who specializes in large animals. He said we're going to have to put you down.
  10. Hoss

    I need medical advice - blew out my ankle

    Use some chinese Dit Da Jow. Here's one I use. Not the best I've used, but it's commercially available. https://www.amazon.com/Solstice-Medicine-Company-Zheng-Relief/dp/B0002BDP3G/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1475613932&sr=8-1&keywords=zeng%2Bgu%2Bshui&th=1
  11. Hoss

    The Dating Game Celebrity Recommendations

    Actually, i just realized these are not all from the same season. But still, there's my suggestion for a theme. Surreal life contestants.
  12. Hoss

    The Dating Game Celebrity Recommendations

    How about The Surreal Life contestants? There's 9 in from this season (2 I think), and Andy Dick could be your 10th since I think he spent a shit ton of time on the show that season.
  13. Hoss

    Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

    Shake n fries aint bad, but the best dipping sauce is mustard and mayo mixed together. Most of the time i'm too lazy to mix shit and just use mustard. Actually, let me rephrase that, most of the time I don't dip fries at all, but when I do dip, it's usually mustard. Mayo/mustard is #2 and...
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    He tried to make a funny. He did not make a funny. I didn't even realize who had posted it till I moved on and saw the :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: response.
  15. Hoss

    South Park

    Douche may be a feminine hygiene product, but I've never heard a woman be called a douche.
  16. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    LOL indeed. In archery it's called releasing or loosing. But lets go with loosing since it's the redskins.
  17. Hoss

    Trump or Hillary - FOH Poll

    My take on the difference between NOT and NONE NOT means you have a party affiliation, it's just not with whoever you're voting for. NONE means you have no affiliation.
  18. Hoss

    Trump or Hillary - FOH Poll

    Trump am NONE I guess I'd be none. I only consider myself a conservative,. I have to admit I've only voted for 2 democrats in my life so far, a handful of libertarians, and the vast majority were rep. But I check out people's actual positions as much as I can before I make a decision.
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    South Park

    If i'm being honest, I preferred the old format with self contained episodes, or at most 3 episode arcs while occasionally revisiting great gags from season's past (for instance manbearpig). There seem to be more dud episodes with this format while they're setting everything up.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    LOL, guy literally could not be more wrong. The people who want more discipline for off the field issues don't watch football anyway and were never going to start watching. I'd rather see the best players playing and go back to not knowing how many people he's killed or lines of coke he snorts...
  21. Hoss

    Killer clown sightings

    Wait, what? Oral sex is sodomy, or am I just doing oral sex wrong?
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Been telling texans fans I know this is karma because of all the shit they talked about romo. I skipped a bunch of pages, is anyone else thinking that brady is nothing more than a good system QB with the way his backups are playing this year?
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    Class (Doctor Who spinoff)

    Holy shit, how did I miss the final season of torchwood? I loved that show. Thanks for the info.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I guess I'm supposed to know who that new director is, but I don't. They should have made him a robot, it woulda been more believable. Oh and I guess the crazy doctor is inventing Life Model Decoys and not sexbots? (whynotboth.jpg) Don't remember if he used those words, but it sure sounded...
  25. Hoss

    Class (Doctor Who spinoff)

    What starz show?
  26. Hoss

    Pitch

    When I did that, it looked like the title was going to just be an HTML link, so I figured there must be someplace else to enter the link and let me have a non retarded title. When there wasn't I tried to edit the link back into the title and then it was just an html link.
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    Pitch

    I guess I fucked this up. Here's the tmdb link Pitch
  28. Hoss

    Pitch

    Pitch Genre: Drama First Aired: 2016-09-22 Overview: Pitch is the dramatic and inspirational story of a young pitcher who becomes the first woman to play Major League Baseball.  Anyone else watch this? It wasn't bad IMO. I expected a lot more SJW girl powah bullshit. There was...
  29. Hoss

    Red Dwarf

    Where did you watch it?
  30. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    It was pissing me off that they kept saying she murdered him. No, she did what they all shoulda done. But I like that they're using this as the reason to move again. I didn't really think about it before, but I guess they're just going to move every season or 2.
  31. Hoss

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 8

    The system says 6. But this is the only round where I have a clear single person that I want on the other side of the hole. I'm wondering if I should redo the math.
  32. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I expected lots more frog jizz
  33. Hoss

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 7 ~Welcome to Reality~

    Ha HA, I think my system works. #4 a winnar is me.
  34. Hoss

    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    I have no opinion, so i voted yes cause fuck you.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't even like to include someone's boss when I'm responding to an email that they sent me. I've never had someone email my boss and bitch about me (that I know of), but my butthole clenches up when I see they suddenly include mine even though he's never involved in the conversation. Seems...
  36. Hoss

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 7 ~Welcome to Reality~

    I think I got a system worked out, lets see if it works. #4
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    You must have forgot the part where he actually said he wanted to upgrade the forum software but someone (draegan probably) told him we would revolt if he tried. I think he even mentioned xenforo.
  38. Hoss

    Any Freemasons here?

    All I know about freemasons is, to be one, ask one. I guess that's what you're doing though.
  39. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I missed whoever was saying only pedos like shaved vag. I think shaved does make it look like a child's nono area, but I wouldn't go so far as to call people who like it pedos. I prefer a bush, that's it. No judgement on what other people like as long as it's another adult.
  40. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only if you drink it from a girl's asshole. Which, BTW is the correct way to drink it. Don't worry, the alcohol kills all the germs. Sounds like you're one of those dummies who throws away the core and only eats the green parts. What do you cook them in? What you're describing is about...