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Just watch Rick & Morty instead, it seems:Spoiler space: The Signal The A.V. Club

Same here. Maybe not in theaters, but I'll definitely be on the lookout for the bluray.

All I took away from that was, "Phil? Phil? Phil Connors?"

How do they get their fingers on those tiny little almond teats anyway?

Please tell me that it looks like something from Tokyo Drift!

We get it, you hate imperial measurements. It also has absolutely zero to do with this issue, because as I mentioned before, if it were in centimeters or millimeters or fagmeters, it still wouldn't be the stated size because of the practice of giving the measurement before the final product is...

I actually grew to not mind her chapters too much eventually. I don't know if everyone felt the same as me, but I didn't really hate them too much for much of the book.

I realize you're saying it isn't worth caring about, but they don't even really get a small advantage, because if they were forced to make the finished product 2" x 4", they'd just have to start with a 2.5" x 4.5" board, and end up with the same amount of "extra." Yes, you could argue that...

Well, that was a pretty trippy movie. I sort of liked it, but I can't really explain why, or even why I'm not raving about it either. I don't even think the ending really bothered me, because I didn't really see how it was going to end where I was totally satisfied either. Just a trippy movie...

Why are you leaving out Penny Dreadful? By your logic that should be terrible too.

I'm assuming the XBox and Playstation versions of Minecraft are strictly vanilla? Man, I can't imagine playing vanilla anymore after experiencing the wonder of mods like Thaumcraft, Thermal Expansion, Buildcraft, etc. Hell, there are tons of new ones since the last server we had here that Kais...

I sure hope that is a joke. As you said, it has been that way far longer than any of us have been alive, and if you've ever done anything even remotely handy you'd have encountered this. And switching to metric wouldn't change anything, since it was named off of the pre-worked dimensions...

I forgot that I went to see this last Friday when the power went off in my apartment and it was hot as fucking balls. The movie wasn't bad, I semi-enjoyed it, all things considered. I don't think it was worth that long of a wait, and I normally would have been perfectly content waiting for the...

I'm a little confused about the midweek sale, because my popup said that the VH franchise was $14.99, but when I look at it in the store it is $19.99. I'm not sure I was going to buy it anyway, but a little surprising when I find out that it is more than the amount that made me consider it in...

I am trying to watch this, but I just don't know if I can do it, for all of the reasons already mentioned. And how has anyone not mentioned Hipster McHip the narrator?? Holy fuck I want to punch him in his mustache and shove his hat up his ass every time I see him.

I would be surprised if Olive Garden hadn't given in to "cheaper and faster" like most places. Back when I worked at Taco Bell (late '80s), everything was made fresh except the tortillas and the sauce (powder and water, but still yummy). I even had to cut fucking olives into slices (although...

Does she know she's in danger of being bumped off the sig?

He looks like he's channeling a young Paul Bearer (RIP!)

That's why I still like you

Looks like Batman needs a Batwash in the Batcave.

He definitely found the bananas and the pineapples (two of them), and that's what he ate when he was feeling sick. They were waiting for them and the bananas to ripen. I realize this show isn't that riveting or attention-grabbing, but at least watch it if you're going to make claims about them...

I'm not saying that everything on these shows is kosher, but I am a little surprised by the level of conspiracy theory here. The camera crew brought her everything? More likely she just went back and forth to the water each day and then starved the rest of the time. Or ate some bananas that...

What does it mean if I am not a fan of Olive Garden, but love The Spaghetti Factory?

$2 billion is more than enough for me to forget all of my morals and ideals. I'd sell for that kind of money even if it were going directly to ISIS to be used to hypnotize people. I'd be fat, dumb, and happy on my own private island filled with 72 not-too-much-longer virgins. Also, this...

Your wish is my command.

The only halfway redeeming part of this episode was that this chick had a pretty nice body. Face was nothing special but body was nice. Other than that, I think even the producers realized this was a terrible fucking episode, but they'd already spent the money so had to make the best of it...

Wow, I'm glad I missed out on that argument. Like everyone I'm a bit concerned about the direction they are indicating this movie will go. Honestly, if they pretty much told him to play his character from Faster, but with super powers, it might conceivably be one of the best superhero movies...

Off-topic I know, but they should have paid those guys to make the fucking Warhammer 40K Ultramarines movie. Jesus Christ the animation on that was horrible.

I can answer the Galactus one: the planet has to be capable of supporting life. That's why he has heralds that go seek out planets for him to consume. If he could just eat any old planet he wouldn't have to move much at all.

Honestly, if they just made 90 minutes of that (the DCUO trailer, that is), I would pay $10 to see it without even viewing a single preview.

I didn't rush to get to her so probably didn't see her until around level 10 (after I started all over), but she has respawned the books every level for me as well. If you have sold her a ton of shit already, the books will be way down at the bottom, right above the maps. By the way, you can...

I sort of took the Superman v. Batman thread to be the de facto DC thread and posted it there.

Confirmed I guess?Dwayne movie | The Verge Not for this movie, but this is kind of the catch-all DC thread, so close enough. EDIT: Since the link didn't parse down to something useful, here's the article

Wait. Are we talking the First Law trilogy here? I don't remember reading that anywhere, how did I miss this? Already read this book, so I'll wait to talk about it in any way.

It didn't in my preview, it does in the actual post. Better safe than sorry, I figured, no telling what is going to rustle someone's jimmies. EDIT: Also, I didn't know that happened, so I guess you really do learn something new every day!

I sort of assumed that the Shi'Ar were out due to the Fox licensing, but I've been known to be wrong plenty of times before. That's about the only non-Inhumans thing I can think of though. And I agree, Gladiator would be badass. For size:

Well if he wants to steer clear of earthlings, that eliminates a ton of them right off. I'd love to see Angela appear (because Marvel would do her right), but unless she does really well in the comics, and unless Neil Gaiman's licensing of her to Marvel lets them use her without paying him just...

There will never be a Gambit done right in a major motion picture, as it would have to be rated X. Because of all his cock-gobbling, you know.

I can't wait until they announce that Ryan Gosling is playing Black Panther.

At this point all I really want from the next X-men movie is for Colossus to finally be done right. I think that might be a pipe dream though. He was "better" in DoFP but nowhere near what I need to see.