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Allen is easily the most overrated director of all time. He has not done anything relevant, outside of circle jerks for movie snobs, for decades. Most of his original classics have not aged very well, either (Everything you always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to Ask being the major...

Laugh at me all you want, but the only time I ever cried in a theatre was when Spock died in Wrath of Khan. I think my old man cried like a bitch when no one was looking during that, too. That whole drawn out scene in the engineering was a gut wrencher for any die hard star trek fan. Big Fish...

Out of curiosity, what percent match was the tranny you tried to get your money's worth from?

There is genuinely disliking a film. Then there is hopping on the hate bandwagon because ragging on something like some emo hipster is the in thing to do. Perhaps you are in the former category, but there are certainly more people in the latter (this board not withstanding) and I think you...

I had issues with the movie, but I agree with Araysar in general on this. The internet hate train jumped on this movie like crazy because its become the "in" think to do lately. It had its flaws, but the original was hardly perfect, either. If you want to shaw this thread because it stirs up...

I think you let someone with a fresh team start at a lower division, since they have less development. The less skilled people would learn something facing a fresh 1k TV Cutlery or Adam12 run team, for example. The tournament idea is a descent one, though you obviously will not see certain...

Single mom who puts out on the first date has to have some amount of crazy, buried somewhere. Hopefully it doesn't pop out when you dump her in the form of her stabbing you. I agree that you might want to consider talking about it, or at least take the reigns in the sack and get her to do some...

I think a break risks losing a lot of people. As an alternate idea if you still want to do a break for the man eague, you could do a mini season where only fresh teams are allowed, that way people wanting time off ca take it and people wanting to dabble in another roster have something to do in...

The Megan Fox of Ohio.

Its the Larry David in me. I can't let that level of derp go unchecked. Maximum over rustle was inevitable.

Your trolling us with your logic defying stupidity. My replies are the emotional responses to said trolling, namely my inability to believe that people as sociopathic and stupid as you exist.

The space trucker thing is a good call. It laid the groundwork for a lot of good movies that followed a similar atmosphere, like Heavy Metal and Outland. But you could also make the argument that Star Wars created that concept first on the big screen with characters like Han Solo, though he...

The fact that your wife would take your cancer loaded dick (look what Lance Armstrong did to Sheryl Crow!) without fear and you still went shopping for Hookers'R'Us drugged out discount bargains makes it worse, not better, by the way. Once again, Antarius being the voice of moral authority and...

Aliens is much better with the extra scenes from the laser disk version thrown in, as well. I think it would have to be a close contest between Aliens and Wrath of Khan for the best sequal ever made, but I think Khan would have to get the nod for being so much better than Star Trek the...

So you were too busy to bang your wife but you found time to troll craigslist and nail hookers? And help their boyfriends get drugs? And you having a history of cancer in your life or family is justification to doing this to other people who put their trust in you? Yeah I am going to go with...

How would you view a guy who finds his wife attractive enough to still bang who then decided to go plow some STD infested drugged out whore, who he then spreads the STD to his wife? What could your wife (and child) have possibly done to deserve this kind of treatment? If you have some form of...

Liked it well enough, but its not in my top ten or anything. I will be interested to see the director's cut down the road, however.

A lot of the best ones are already mentioned, but I would add Force Ten from Navarone to the list for classic movies and Two Towers to the list for modern movies. Probably not up to the standards of the others that have been mentioned, but Chronicles of Riddick and Tron Legacy are guilty...

Which, if we assume you are not trolling, brings up the question of if you were still interested enough in nailing your wife enough to be drilling her around the same time you were paying the hooker, then why the fuck were you going hooker trolling in the first place? Seriously, if you are not...

As for the dating issue, its hard to get back on the horse when you get dumped like that, especially when you did everything you were supposed to do in the relationship. You are probably radiating desperation like a Detroit Lions fan and women can smell that shit a mile away. The best short...

Sounds like your basic girl doing a trade up maneuver situation. Women are great at rationalizing to themselves to avoid feeling guilty about doing heartless bullshit like this. Basically, she wanted to be with this (in her mind) better guy, but didn't want to dump your ass until the trade up...

Does he have at least 14 on his roster? In my experience, not having AT LEAST 14 guys on an AV7 roster is just asking for the pain train to hit you, even in bash free leagues. Relying on Journeymen might be great for reducing TV bloat, but its not good for winning in the long term, even on...

edit- Holy shit 0-4 successful blocks? That is some amazing rage inducing shit right there. Might have been better off abandoning that match.....

Pretty much what Funkor did to my team early this season, but the bright side is if no one died, it only takes a game or two to recover. In the meantime, you get journeymen linos who you can use in the most amusing and suicidal ways that you would never subject your regulars to. Plus if some...

How far are we from season 3?

Bush leaguers will be returning. Someone has to be a passing team around here......

100% chance he is a total asshole. Might be fun to tinyeye the glamour shots that were posted of his supposed wife or email the alleged heroine whore to verify, but its so obviously a troll job that its not even worth the effort of confirming it.

The only part of Johnny's posts that I believe is that he pays for sex. I have my doubts that he was ever married. If he is, then his wife would have found out by now, unless she is banging the pool boy in all the spare time Johnny's hooker shenanigans afford her.

@Araysar Again, you are not wrong, but the economy changed starting in the 60s, with both parents generally having to work, especially at the lower end of the spectrum. While I agree that parents need to take time and responsibility for their kids, the reality of it is that the amount of free...

If you are a Midwesterner and catholic, it is affordable to most middle class income people, at least in the 70s. Other situations vary from that. Remember also that wages of families have not kept pace with cost of living for the past couple decades. As for the quality of education, making...

That does not contradict my point. The quality of public education started a swift nose dive right around the time you came to this country, at least in the Midwest. The coastal areas started the decline earlier and the deep south has never had anything resembling a descent public education...

A lot of this, at least on a philosophical level, is the culture of self worship and greed that sprung out of the 80s and 90s. And if I am to be completely fair, that was a pendulum swing from the culture of everyone is special tree hugging shit from the 60s and 70s, that took things too far...

Ok, guess I will give gobs a go.

I never said lets all play elf ball. But lets be fair here. Whenever someone asks in IRC what skill to take first, most people immediately say something along the lines of "MB unless you don't have a dirty player yet!" with me generally being the lone advocate of more general/ball handling...

Balance issues can be overcome, but the real issue I see with it for the hardcore crowd is as follows: 1) The mechanics, while sound, are too simplistic. Every character has a fairly limited amount of moves without a great deal of nuance between them. This kind of limits diversity and...

I think I have said this before, but I have seen this kind of situation in table top leagues before. When everyone plays maximum full frontal male nudity bash, leagues disintegrate due to apathy. The reason is, if you are playing in a balanced league and losing all the time, you are likely...

What rosters are legal again? Aside from Flings, I mean? Do you guys do the all zombie team for your stunty?

Yeah that was stupid. Skie rapd what was left of my team. Lost two ogres before I even had a turn. Now mteam is worse than when it was fresh. I can bowl a new team if you are an odd number, but I am never playing that one again. Took seven turns for me to have one non turn ending roll and...

You mean like the DC snipers or the shit tons of church bombings and abortion clinic bombings in the south?