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  1. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Well, Keg does tend to go over the top sometimes and his judgement is occasionally questionable (see his white knighting of the swampdonkey), but the vagoos are a bit tender around here, for sure.
  2. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Well on the one hand, you could fuck up a lot of friendships by making a play. On the other hand, if she is independant and low maintenance, this might be an ideal person to get back in the game with. If it were me, I would go drinking and see how much interest she has in you as opposed to...
  3. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sounds like your friend and his gf might be setting you up? Whats your reason for not pursuing this girl, concern about friendships or does she have some major flaws?
  4. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    On a related note, did Keg actually get put in RRRehab, or did he just edit his title?
  5. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You got a good shot at fucking up you friendship if you play this like an asshole. Are you tight enough with this friend to discuss the situation or did you mean girlfriend and not friend?
  6. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Lets assume for the moment that you are on the level. What kind of asshole are you that you have wife and kids, but go banging and falling in love with heroine jacked whores to the degree that you are spending daily time with them and shaking down their pimp? Why would anyone value your...
  7. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Aside from the fact that you are obviously full of shit on a number of levels, the trolling has gotten so ridiculous that it is no longer entertaining.
  8. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I am sure the regular consumers of the world's oldest sold commodity, like Antarius for one, would refute that line of thought. Real life is not Pretty Woman.
  9. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    At what point did he change to the GOT avatar? Starting to look like a Keg troll. I thought there was a strict no sock puppet rule here?
  10. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Drinsic pretty much said what I am thinking.
  11. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Could likely be. Deffinately seems like he was lying about being married and having kids, at least to me.
  12. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I do. But seriously, if a guy who has paid men for sex accidentally and then tried to get his money's worth anyway is speaking from a position of superior moral authority, you might want to re-evaluate your position.
  13. Phazael

    Hypothesis: 1984 was the best year of film releases ever

    Any year with both Conan and Wrath of Khan is a contender for top spot, even without all of the other awesome stuff that came out then. My vote goes to 1982.
  14. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Attention whoring manchild with made up fat wife and hooker issues is mad that his blood beltching vagina is getting attention from the board? Also, if Antarius is winning the moral high ground against you, you should probably remove yourself from the gene pool.
  15. Phazael

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    NFCS is a really big question mark, because no one knows how the Saints are going to pan out after all the self inflicted drama of this past year. I could see the dirty birds repeating, but until they solve the Matt Ryan post season fizzle issue, they will be the Texans of the NFC.
  16. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Keg is not my favorite person in the world, but if he follows through on this he will always have my respect as the Avatar of Cock.
  17. Phazael

    Hypothesis: 1984 was the best year of film releases ever

    Holy fuck 1982 was awesome. Khan and Conan in the same year trumps anything else. And yeah, Heat was an awesome movie.
  18. Phazael

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Nicks and Phillips they should sign, for sure. Cruz they can afford to let go, especially if he is being an asshole during negotiations. Beatty I have no clue on.
  19. Phazael

    Hypothesis: 1984 was the best year of film releases ever

    I'll give you a pass on Castaway for a pass on On Golden Pond (the one chickflick in the top ten grossers of that year).
  20. Phazael

    Hypothesis: 1984 was the best year of film releases ever

    Yeah, that Phantom Menace thing shits up that whole year as far as I am concerned. You could not talk about movies without some Starwars fanboy jarjarjizzing over that movie comming out and then it sucked balls. 1989 was a pretty amazing year, but so was 1981 1. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 2...
  21. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah I think reality TV took us over that particular precipice a good long while ago. But it is true that the worldwide and anonymous nature of the internet has enabled a lot of people that social darwinism would have stamped out to hook up with other similarly damaged members of the human race...
  22. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Dipshit the jury is still out on. I think anyone without Ravens cock hanging out of their mouth likely made similar observations to mine and I agree the Niners fucked themselves as much as the reffing. Crying, not really. Hate Lewis for all the reasons that have been outlined in this...
  23. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Yeah, that was the silver lining for me. I have hated Moss since his days with the Vikings, as a Packer Fan. Dude thinks he is Jerry Rice, when really his is Terell Owens....without the superbowl rings.
  24. Phazael

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Niners need a more level headed center of the field guy on Defense to keep guys focused (think a Woodsen or Urlacher style personality) and a wideout who won't quit on routes all the time like Moss does. Outside of that, if they can keep people from breaking Kaepernicks legs, there in good shape...
  25. Phazael

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Packers need more depth in Defensive line if they actually want to continue running the 3-4, plus another secondary prospect to help with the phasing out of Woodsen is basically mandatory. Offensive line needs a little more depth, too. Unfortunately, since we have Teddy the Ghost as GM and...
  26. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    The part where his helmet was grabbed was earlier in the play, but that clip admittedly looks less like spearing in slow motion. I know Ravens fans love the chippy play (their hero is Stabby McDearAntlers and they have to play the dirty fucking Steelers twice a year), but that was not how the...
  27. Phazael

    say something mean about the poster below you

    Knows Shelly was a tranny and sucked her dick.
  28. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Grabbing the helmet is always a no no and spearing is still a penalty, especially when you get a five yard head start on a guy who already had his forward progress stopped. If that had been the Pats instead of the Niners, the flag would have been tossed every time (and mind you I hate the pats)...
  29. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    PS- So, you have been banging hookers behind the wife's back for a while now and you have kids, but this girl is the first to set the hook on you since you started? Yeah, you are pretty much a blight on humanity and got far less than you deserved, right up there with the dude who had kids by...
  30. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah I don't think calling Keg out is going to work out too well for you. Dude might not make the best decisions all the time, but he is not one to puss out. And whats with the rotating avatar shots? Either this really is a massive trolling or you are world class fucked in the head levels...
  31. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah apparently Meth makes your forehead grow seven sizes. Plus she has that whole sharpie on eyebrows thing going on there. Nice skeletor neck, too.
  32. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah, because its so hard to dig up pictures of some porker on the intertubes and put black boxes over the eyes.... Plus the second picture you submitted of the whore was directly off of her hooker page. The internet makes everyone skeptical and jaded very quickly. And being called a dope...
  33. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    When Cutler manages to get double digit passer rating against the woeful Packer Defense, then you can argue that he is better than Kaepernick. That and when he stops his giant vagina from bleeding every game.
  34. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Actually, the PI was less egregious to me than the complete lack of helmet to helmet calls all game. The James fumble was probably the most pivitol moment of the entire game and on that play, you had a Ravens player pulling him by his helmet and then the last hit being direct helmet to helmet...
  35. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    There is the possibility that this is still a troll and Johnny is in fact just some dude pimping her, if not the actual girl herself, drumming up business, but I think this whole story is legit. So many stupid loser fucks in Jersey, its hard not to believe this could happen.....
  36. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Refs were massively in the tank for ravens. So many uncalled helmet to helmets....
  37. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Grants to stabby and the ravens, but man the refs were in the tank for them all game. So many helmet to helmet hits not called this game after a year of constant fines and flags being the most obvious.
  38. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Wonder how soon before the new Orleans locals start raping people in the stadium again.....
  39. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Game over. Nice special teams niners ......
  40. Phazael

    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Must be broke from all the makeup they buy. I've seen strippers use less makeup than those two.