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Agripa = John Hodgemen from the Daily Show?

Keg: You basically put her in the fuckbuddy zone when you got back with her after she caught you fucking around. High maintenance women do not work as fuckbuddies, so either you really want(ed) to date her seriously again or you need to cut bait on this one like others have said. You can...

Speaking as a Packer Fan here. I am still personally iffy on the Packers in the post season. I am reasonably confidant we can take out the Vikes at home, but I honestly feel that to be the most risky game, aside from a highly unlikely NFC Conferance Championship that would have them hosting...

LOL. One internet for you sir.

The more you dwell on this shit the more you will fuck it up. I know you are incapable of this, but just don't overanalyze it and go with it while it lasts.

The only thing crazier than a woman is a dude pretending to be a woman.

I would put their last album on the level with Grind. You can listen to it from start to finnish and not feel like hitting skip track at any point. Its a solid album with enough unique sound to make it not feel like a retread of their old stuff. Hardly a weak album.

Grimjaw went from Seth Rogen to Seth Meyer with his weight loss! Beagle = my high school science teacher.

So am I to understand that you keep an archive of your sexting? I am curious what possible purpose this serves.

/facepalm

Couple of reasons. First, the original games were really fucking hard. Modern devs, with few exceptions, do not make hard games because they want to sell them to the largest common denomenator. Second, these games were great as single player excusions, but developers have a hardon for...

Antarius for one and he paid in cash! Given his zeal, I have to think Keg may have played the Crying Game at some point, too, but thats just speculation on my part.

Yeah, going to have to cave on this one. I don't care of you have a penis, but being an annoying twat in a thread for RL pics (hint: not for drama whore douchebags who do not put their own pics up) is where I draw the line on this. Feel free to shit up the FSR or similar threads, but fuck off...

Yeah any chance of a real relationship (as opposed to one person getting used situation) is basically done. Her crawling back and banging you after how massive a shit you took on her will mean you never really respect her, plus she has basically given your penis the ok to take control of you...

She is 20 and has this much worn tread on the drama tires? Yeah, unless you are really into sticking your dick in the crazy (which your interest in piercings suggest you are), stay away from that shit. If you do hit it, do NOT do it at your place of residence, in fact it would be a good idea...

Depends on the couple, really. Some minor harmless flirting is probably fine and if anything is a good confidence builder that strengthens your relationship. The minute shit like nudie pics or behind the back plans to spend time away from the significant other starts entering the picture, then...

Keg waving his dick around like this is his personal fire hydrant doesn't help, though. Outside of board mods and people who routinely shit up threads, I could care less who has a dick or doesn't. In fact, its arguably better for long term entertainment if these people get outed periodically...

I am old, married, and liberal. Frankly I could care less who has a penis and who doesn't. What I do care about is keeping enough freaks in here to provide long term entertainment and Keg's crusade runs counter to that. If some of you guys accidently open a IRL Fedor spoiler, then its good...

Aamry looks like Jeff Lebowski and James Hetfield had a love child.

Why do you think he trolled flames so much? MMO communities are a magnet for that shit.

Starflight, the game Mass Effect stole all of its ideas from. This game kicked so much ass at the time.

Yeah I am pretty annoyed that a 20ish daddy's money vapid cum dumpster shit all over the boards and had batman levels of plot armor because Tyen was that desperate for pussy. I have no issue admitting that openly. I am just pointing out the irony of you, the living avatar of testosterone...

Second playthrough 4 kings is the rough one. Its not bad the first time and after the second playthrough you are generally so uberized that you can wail on just about any boss in that game. And not really a boss fight, but I cannot remember anything more rage inducing than the bike levels in...

If you are being serious keg, you can handle this in one of two ways. Artistic obsessions are like any other, so one approach is to fervently take up interest in another musician and associate it with the emotions Branch brings out in you now. The other is to overdose on it for a while until...

Yeah typical woman logic. "I need to be in a relationship to fill my emotional needs/gaping vagina, but I am going to trade up at the first chance and this is perfectly ok." Men generally cheat just to get their dicks wet. Women generally do it for cold emotional calculous. Why would you...

Never would in a committed relationship and never have. I understand why people do it, but it just makes me think they are weak when they do. Just fucking go home and rub one out. If you cannot have enough respect for the person you are with to over rule your dick, then break it off with them...

Pretty sure he banned the guy who shooped that one, or was it the one where someone referenced his relationship with Raven?

I am just banking some drama for future entertainment. If you really want to do a worthy witch hunt, track down all the hard up fuckers who flirted with the nosebeast and round them up. Unfortunately, that would include yourself, too, but it would still make for an interesting read.

No blame involved, but your age combined with your superhuman levels of ego pretty much make you the raging cock monster that you are, which is a large part of your entertainment value. Of course, the periodic public shaming of manginas is also a large source of entertainment, too. But I...

Police the Grownup sub forum and gaming forums, but the Screenshots (and to a lesser extent General) should remain mob rules. I know you guys are trying to attract developers back to the forum, but none of them are comming back after the (deserved) ass reamings Curt and Brad got for their bullshit.

Perhaps if Keg didn't try to fuck everything that moved he would not be so paranoid about manginas.

Four Kings in Dark Souls, especially on the second playthrough. Holy fuck was that fight hard. The Force Unleashed fight against the star destroyer was pretty fucked, too, but that was serious retardation in design.

Two days of people relentlessly dog piling on her dumb ass without Req/Tyen/whoever protecting her dumn ass? That would be positively cathartic for some people. What made her drive people insane was the special protection she had. I agree that having her here any longer than that would be...

Personal tastes aside (hate shooters, usually), the game everyone said was good and I expected to like but did not was Descent Freespace. I was hoping for another Tie Fighter Wars/WC3&4 type experience and it never delivered for me.

I do think she should have been allowed in here for a couple days to take a beating from the community, though. Who knows? Might have gotten a couple more choice "D-Cup" shots out of the deal for future generations to fap to.

Yeah because ignoring mods works, especially when they are rearanging forums to suite their fucked in the head priorities. Community might have gone batshit, but that ALWAYS happens when you introduce an unbannable retard into a community, let alone a vapid cunt with insecurity and daddy issues.

You should have let her post until she inevitably built up to a critical mass of superficial cuntiness. It would have been a public service to have her dressed down verbally without her status as the pair of tits who reloads Req's chair's gerbil pellet feeder providing her immunity from her own...

Was there any doubt that the relentless attention whore would be the first one to crack? Seriously, though, there is no way anyone will trust any statement made by you two on this or any other topic. Req MIGHT be believed by some people, but even that is unlikely after he dropped trow and...

This. If the MN fiasco proves anything, its that dual identities are bad for anyone not named Batman.

If you try and change the community, you might lose it. Just a thought. Plus I don't know how likely this community will ever be to get another Dev to show up openly after the (deserved) verbal shelacking Brad and Kurt got.