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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Maybe you need to check for shit on your lip bro. Either that or on the wall you touched with your left hand while you wiped.
  2. Hoss

    Home buying thread

    There's also 80/20 or 80/10 loans. I've bought 2 houses like that. You take out a second loan for the 20% to avoid PMI on the first one. A decade later, I did the same thing but I had 10% to put down so the second loan was only 10%. As with all anecdotal loan advice, the laws might have...
  3. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I, Jedi was badass. It's the only reason I went back and read the X-wing series, and I'm glad I read those.
  4. Hoss

    Dogs

    Quite an old bump. But now I wanna know what the first post was about. Man's best friend even if you're posing as a woman on the internet?
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    If they make the playoffs they will be playing people who aren't on their schedule. I mean, they probably won't so in that sense your statement is correct. Yeah string him up. Girl claims assault, 4 witnesses plus him say it didn't happen. 1 in the car with her and 3 more in the parking lot...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife tries to finish my sentences all the time and it pisses me the fuck off. Worst part is she's never close on what I was about to say. Like, how many years do we need to be together before she should be able to finish 1 in a thousand of my sentences? I've gotten to where I just walk...
  7. Hoss

    WarCraft (2016)

    Saw it last night. The graphics were cheesy but I thought the story was good. Never played wow, but I was watching it with some wow players. I never realized how much the designs of wow and eq2 had in common. They would say that looks like XXX and I'm thinking "Yeah that was in eq2 too"...
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn, I didn't know the people at the meat market would do that.
  9. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'm watching fedor play poker on TV right now. Gotta say, this is pretty much exactly like I pictured him. He's german BTW, which explains a lot. Fedor Holz
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    With who? Aren't you visiting your guild leader right now?
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's pretty normal shit man. Girls get insecure. Enjoy your life alone bro. My wife asks that shit, I make her show me the goods before I will answer. Sometimes she asks if I would lie to her and I say yes.
  12. Hoss

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    What if I care about sexism in hollywood and want it to continue or get more obvious?
  13. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    It's really a locality thing. What works best in Denver might not be worth a shit in Tennessee. Like he said, all the free ones. If you get frustrated with those and want to try a pay site, look for one that's being advertised in your area.
  14. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I guess you just need a better bag of words to pick from brozak. Personally, I like it because it sounds so much like nekkid. Quick poll for whoever is reading, it's only 3 questions: 1. How old are you 2. Did you know what necking was without having to look it up just now (or yesterday...
  15. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I know you're as old as I am. You know what it means.
  16. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Holy shit is that this dude's first time using the camera?
  17. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I think the best preseason football is when the guys who are fighting for roster spots are in. It's kind of like watching high school football (which I enjoy) where you never know what you're going to get because everyone is an unknown.
  18. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Shit even my wife tried it. My daughter is going out with a boy hunting pokemon. I told her the other night she better be parked somewhere necking or at a party with drugs or something and NOT driving around playing pokemon again.
  19. Hoss

    Stay or go?

    FTFY
  20. Hoss

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    It is good, but I like McCarthy so take it with a grain of salt. My guess is that the McCarthy haters like it because it's funny to see that giant pilates ball with legs be competent. Maybe it's just been too long since I saw it, but I don't really remember a lot of fat jokes. I just remember...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Thor isn't that strong. I heard he can't even beat hercules in an arm wrasslin match. And who was it that said wolverine can die? How do you get that (at least from the movie universe)? Unless you're counting it as a death when he regenerates right away and comes back to life.
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    The Flash

    lol afro is racist now too? I'm glad I don't get those memos. Unrelated, the suits on that show look like they fit like garbage. Even barry's. I liked that they look like leather, but then you see the still photos and you know why superheroes tend to wear spandex. Anyone know what the...
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    They either get it through a dealership, or they have whatever agreement they need with VW to be treated like a dealership. Yes, the shops that specialize in imports can get that stuff too. The difference is, they won't sell the part to another mechanic, the dealership will. You even admit...
  25. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I guess I'm just being an asshole when I say the cowboys are America's Team. Really, we're Earth's Team.
  26. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I'm not sure how you even begin to predict how good every team will be for the next 3 seasons. That's crazypants.
  27. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yes, sound effects get reused a lot and for years. The Willhelm scream came from a movie in the 50's and has been used in hundreds of films, including the original star wars.
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I see you are unfamiliar with the realities of owning a german car. By and large, no one can get parts for them except the dealerships, and because of that normal mechanics don't like to work on them. Non dealership shops who specialize in them are actually more expensive. Some parts have...
  29. Hoss

    The Flash

    Stop your fucking nerd rage. I never read a flash comic book.
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Company is making us 'upgrade' to windows 10 by the end of the month while it's still free. I'm trying to get my computer to a spot where it can do it's thing and I'll let it run overnight. I thought I was there an hour ago, but it started over. Right now I'm waiting for it to check for...
  31. Hoss

    WarCraft (2016)

    South Park had the WoW episode on last night and it reminded me of this movie. I've yet to see it, but are there any SP nods, real or imagined? Maybe some boars in the woods someone is slaughtering?
  32. Hoss

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I'm going to see it twice so uth has to buy more missiles. Do I need to post my ticket stubs, or will you take my word for it?
  33. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    kung fu temples? You mean Buddhist temples? I think that's different because those people were Buddhist monks first and Kung Fu was exercise. I guess you could say that any religious order is cult-like, but what they did in CMD was absolutely not normal or an old school way of doing things...
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We have a VW in the shop now. If it's waiting on parts, I haven't been told, but it's been in for a long time. But hey, the VW is a jimmy rustle anyway, so here goes. Car died on my wife right before vacation. I told her to get it to the dealership so they can look at it. Turns out its a...
  35. Hoss

    The Flash

    Did they leave the top off his cowl so we could see the afro because his skin wasn't dark enough?
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    The Martial Arts Thread

    CMD was one of the many names for this martial arts cult (the first name I heard so it's the one I remember). What you were saying reminded me of some of the stories I read about them requiring students to work in the dojo in their free time, giving them a hard time for injuries, barely...
  37. Hoss

    Taxes

    That gave me a good laugh. Like I'm going to post personal info anywhere on the internet, much less on 4chan. Or is that reddit? I don't know but they'd both be right out. That's why I asked in the grownup section. The best I was hoping for was actually who to contact to help. Plus a place...
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    Taxes

    Are any of you rerolled bros tax lawyers or accountants or anything? I got a letter from the IRS while I was on vacation saying I owe them a bunch of money because discover forgave a debt in 2014. I didn't even know we owed discover money. My wife said she did from before we got married, but...
  39. Hoss

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Thanks for the tutorial. Coupla comments. 1. In case it wasn't clear, I was wondering what the discrepancy in the ghostbuster reviews meant. The 2 comedies was a separate question. 2. Haven't seen mike and dave yet, but I have a theory about the inversion you noted on those reviews. Adam...