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Cad that doesn't sound too bad as long as she's making them come back and wipe it up. Gotta train them that you can't just let water sit on a floor.

Where would you put it? I think it's good that people aren't allowed to troll the shit out of it.

And now some unsolicited advice for you. Pre-emptive husbanding. When you know it's coming due to hormones, it's a simple matter to make sure you tell her how pretty / smart she is before things get bad. That's the thing about hormones, they don't always cause negative emotions. They just...

The thing is, "They" didn't create the murderbot. Tony and banner did. Those 2 should have been brought up on charges, but no one else needed to.

I hope that preview contained every second that gilbert gottfried is in the film. If so, it might be pretty good.

She has nothing to worry about, with OSA that severe they will make her use a CPAP and probably try to operate on her throat. But she's going to be pissed when she goes on it and drops 100 lbs in the first year. OK well, she might only drop 50 if she steps up her eating. Once I got used to my...

Yeah that's a righteous neg. I actually save my nets now for the sole purpose of negging people who don't post pics in FSR.

That matters now? Didn't panface get banned for posting fake aborted baby pics?

You don't want people to fight you in this thread? I thought you were just looking for protection from mods.

It's a rustle because I don't know of a way to get that feeling back.

Turns out, sex with an itchy dick is some next level shit. My eyes actually rolled back in my head. Anyone got any tips for making your dick itch without rubbing poison sumac on it weekly? Also, it's important that whatever it is doesn't make her pussy itch.

Maybe we could talk about how a garden can be a couple's activity? My wife grows zucchinis and squash. I don't like the squash but the Z is good. She also grew jalapenos and cayennes last time and pretty much always grows tomatoes. My part in the whole deal is protecting it from rabbits and...

It's tomatoe, not tomato you dipshit.

You need grass on the field to play ball. Everyone knows that.

Nice, we need help on defense!

Can't you read? OP said poll was in kilos.

What else could they have done with Apoc? Witty banter? A love interest? Did he do any of that in the comics?

They're just getting the marketing ramped up, but you won't find the toys in kids section. Look for deadpool dildos, fleshlights, and life sized love dolls to be released soon.

About 160 but I'm a little undertall at 307 cm. I need to spend some more time on the rack

You're going to have to be more specific. I'm pretty sure plaxico has done more than 1 dumb thing. Did Talib accidentally shoot someone?

Brad's advice was to take initiative and give it a month. Your rebuttal was not to do that because somehow both people have to do these things at exactly the same time. I suppose they get together and count down from 3 and then start? But how do they know that since no one is allowed to take...

You are the fourth person you have ever heard complain about Beast's appearance in any of these movies.

There's no way bighorns are tasty enough to go through all that trouble.

You're a complete moron. You're literally saying here that it's both people's responsibility so neither should do anything. On one hand I'd like to know how anything gets done in your world where no one ever takes the lead, but on the other hand I think it would be best if you just didn't post...

Can you pass the tag on to someone else? Or do you have to tell them you decline?

I'm pretty good at reading lips. She's saying "during"

Shit I thought that was an ewok saying that. To be fair to me, almost everything the ewoks said sounded about like that. OK then, his avatar should be a hutt.

Echuta, why isn't your avatar an ewok?

Fuck her in the ass for doing that.

Here's the twist: Gavin doesn't actually have any pets. That story was based on something he saw on TV. Probably south park. BTW, no one would get upset with your stories of drop kicking cats.

Go ahead and let a fight blow up really really big. Maybe it will be over, or maybe the makeup sex will actually be good. Either outcome is a win.

It's straight for you if you think it' a girl. It's gay for you if you know it's a dude. It's gay for him either way since I'm assuming he knows you're a dude. The closest thing there is to a grey area is glory holes and even then, it depends on what you believe to be on the other side.

Poison Sumac A tree fell and clipped my house. I noticed it had a vine around it, but I didn't recognize it as a vine to avoid. Woke up the next morning with my dick itching like a motherfucker. Took another day before I realized where the rashes were coming from. At any rate, it's...

I didn't know Mount weather was a real place. AHC had a documentary earlier where they told us all about how it was the top secret SHTF shadow government bunker. I'm sure since they're letting it be filmed, that means they've moved in to another place. But still, I thought the CW made that...

Butt play would probably help with that TBH if done right. Keep everything stretched and lubed. No, the homophobia was because their objection to it was that it's gay, not that they were afraid of shit or afraid of doing permanent damage. Remember that tenks started that but noodle picked up...

It's only a grey area to idiots. I can't even call you ignorant because we've tried to educate your dumb ass and it isn't taking. My dad always said the difference between ignorant and idiot is that the ignorant can be educated, they just don't know yet. There's no hope for idiots. Or as Ron...

Nobody really believes gav kicked the dog do they? He clearly wanted to and deserves shit for thinking that was the thing to do, but was too slow to get to it. He probably went lumbering after the dog fluttering his arms around, scaring the cats more than anything else and then huffed at the...

I already told you. Sex that involves more than one person and they are all of the same gender is gay sex. If it involves at least 1 man and 1 woman, it cannot be gay. And don't give me some made up shit about one dude fucking the other while he fucks the girl. Those are separate acts for...

Don't know what makes you think a prostrate massage is gay. Pegging isn't even gay. Basically anything involving at least one man and one woman is, by definition, not gay. I'm also not sure what makes you think I don't enjoy having my butthole played with. The reason I'm not gay is that I...

That's pretty much the worst pictue of her in that article. I think this one is the best. this is probably #2