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  1. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Someone holler when it comes out who narced. I assume it was someone in the boy's family, but want to know for sure when it comes out. Off to look up rainbow vacuums.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Saw it over the weekend. It was a good movie even if it's not on the same level as civil war or deadpool. Definitely better than BvS. My complaints would be: 1. Didn't like Jean grey. I guess the actress did fine, but she wasn't as pretty as the last one. I did not expect her to power up...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Those are pretty much the same words she used. For some reason girls think if they let you anywhere near the butt for 2 seconds you're going to try to shove a dick in there dry. Let her know it doesn't have to end with a dick, but you and I know it will unless you fuck it up.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry man, I try not to. It's like this is my only tool so every problem looks like a miscommunication. But I'll point out that the solution he came up with is talked about in the book 10 different ways. Now you don't have to wonder why she won't get shitfaced in front of you. If you wanna...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People are stupid as fuck on the roads right around my office, but I can't honk or shoot them the bird because half the people on the road work in my office. Fortunately, there's only been 2 idiots who turned out to work in my office so far. One of them I actually tried to catch up to so i...
  6. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    If there is, then this shit was wrong. But for now. Fuck yeah. Reading that link, it looks like the boy seduced her. Except that there's this. "Neighbors said she sometimes had five teenage boys over her house at one time." Anyway, is she now the hottest teacher to fuck her students...
  7. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Why do you need braces if your teeth are straight? I am unfamiliar with this practice.
  8. Hoss

    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    Don't make me google him.
  9. Hoss

    The 100

    Good catch. So they can just find one more injection that got lost in the cracks of that shuttle to make their own nightblood. i hope it's not clarke because the new commander must lez out with her. It's more important than lincoln's killer dying.
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    The Flash

    I thought wally was the black flash.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    First of all, I don't think you can have an open marriage. I believe you're the type of person who would fall in love with the strange on the side. Second, she needs to realize it's not enough to love your partner, you need to let them know in the language they speak. I've mentioned the...
  12. Hoss

    Pets

    Fortunately gavin doesn't kick too hard.
  13. Hoss

    First World Problems

    straight teeth aren't important enough to put up with a decade of braces. I don't know how fucked up your teeth are, but at this point you gotta wonder if they're trying to reshape your entire skull.
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    The 100

    Regardless of your opinions on allie's duplicity and ingenuity, they will spend some time next season worrying about those reactors bro. I didn't think about the lack of nightbloods. I'm not even sure Luna is still alive, but I assumed they'd find another one even if it was a child. On an...
  15. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Cosby acts white. That's close enough isn't it?
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    Pretty sure he agreed with you when you admitted you did.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hell I didn't even know she was preggers. What's the proper no-sex-mourning period for something like that? There's been at least one study that shows women who get regular semen injections (bareback) are happier than those who don't. Do we need to link them for you so you can convince her...
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    The 100

    It's not unreasonable to think skycru has some people smart enough to figure out how to stop the reactors from going boom. Especially with the commander ai helping, which we have to assume still has access to tons of technical knowledge despite generations of living in barbarians.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    I caught it. DVR didn't record the finale of flash either. Something fucky's going on. Can someone tell me what the difference is between the JSA and JLA? I remember the JLA from the old cartoons. Not sure if JSA is the same thing with different name, or a different group. I don't...
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    Which polls? He reported at least 2.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Royal, was that from bloodlines? I'm almost done with that book now and I guess it would fit. Edit: Just looked at the name of the pic and I guess it is.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    They will make her take 1.5 benedrylls and watch as she doesn't pass out. If she don't faint, she didn't get raped. Does that rhyme? Also, I have no fucking clue how to spell benadryll. I tried 4 different variations and my spell checker is still saying it's wrong. But fuck it, I'm...
  23. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I've learned about hot chocolate blowjobs and that the treatment for colitis is to shove a healthy person's poop up your ass. There's also a lot of druggie lingo that i will drop at an inopportune moment which will make people wonder why I know druggie lingo.
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    It's time to come clean.

    I think his position now is that he served his time on his IRB alt.
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    It's time to come clean.

    Seems simple to me too, but apparently it is too hard for the modkru. That's why I volunteered to handle them from here on out. Apparently not in this case cause the avatar rocked his world. Besides, he just jumped on an alt for that year and skirted the punishment anyway.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What kind of question is that? Do you really have so little pride in your work that you'd consider putting out a video WITHOUT mood music? Fucking n00b. Someone change his name to n00bface
  27. Hoss

    It's time to come clean.

    Also, where the fuck are our butthurt updates if people were really reporting araysar's posts?
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    It's time to come clean.

    I volunteer to be the mod of bets. Lets make Rerolled bets meaningful again.
  29. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just find some oriental people and listen to them talk in their native language. I can help you tell them apart. If it sounds like they're constantly saying HOTDOG BUN, they're vietnamese. Chinese people sound like they're saying CHINGCHONGCHING, Japaense people sound like they're angry...
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    Pets

    Yeah, can't help with that. Someone who is familiar with the progression of the condition will have to help you there. When my dog had kidney failure, the vet was able to tell me everything that was going to happen to her and what it meant. When she got to the point that she couldn't eat...
  31. Hoss

    It's time to come clean.

    No. Transblacks will switch back to white when they want to say the C-word. End result will be no change in the politics thread.
  32. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    This thread was like hot chocolate blowjobs for me. It got me hooked on looking at pictures of whoever johnny is fucking. I think J49 is a magician.
  33. Hoss

    It's time to come clean.

    No, because white people would still be able to say it. There's only like 3 or 4 black people on this forum.
  34. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How about dry ice and a fan?
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I can't imagine how inept the defense would have to be to get a conviction. All they should have to do is stand up, point at the prosecution and go "SERIOUSLY?"
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    Metalocalypse

    I didn't realize they were anything but done.
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    It's time to come clean.

    No. I'm pretty sure it was decreed that he would be bant till he wore the avatar for the agreed upon time. Remember at one time he was unbanned and his avatar force changed, but then he changed it back so got bant again.
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    Pets

    Oh yeah I forgot another question to ask is what the risks are of treatment. You're right that some vets won't give you the straight scoop and will want to do everything they can even if the best case scenario is prolonging life for weeks and worst case is a 90% chance of the pet dying from the...
  39. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Depends entirely on what she and your family are down with. It's not completely stupid if it keeps harmony in the family. I think the way I did it worked out great, we just basically decided to throw a great party. We had a $6k budget (we went over a little). If the family wants a bigger...
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Well fuck, looks like I didn't record the finale.