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Might actually be worth pirating.

Fuck that boss in Sekiro

The Apple, that’s fucking awesome. Easily one the worst movies I have ever seen and one the most lacking in any form of subtly.

So when you are a dude that is fucking a woman who is pretending to be a man is that still gay?

Who the fuck is Lee Cronin?

Nope

I found the first one surprisingly enjoyable, anyone playing Unfinished Business yet and if so do you issue parking and/or loitering tickets?

Robocop: Rogue City is worth the download if you are getting it free via subscription, it feels like a remaster of an older game but it is fun. Big highlight is issuing tickets for parking and other minor violations, the idea of Robocop issuing parking tickets has been funny to me for decades...

That is a terrible name for anything but porn or porn adjacent stuff. That being said, I am looking for another chill no-2-low brain power game for on the pc because Monster Train 2 got old fast. Might check this out.

I sure hope the main guy from the first one comes back because that character was really interesting and exciting.

I snuck my way into the line for Jurassic Park, pretended I was meeting some people in the line and while they were confused at first they didn't blow my cover. That is the closest I have come to sneaking into a movie. Oh, and Jurassic Park was totally worth seeing in the theatre.

Was 28 Years Later any good?

Ummm… Deadpool and Wolverine came out this year, right? I think that’s the only movie from this year that I have seen. What are yours?

Why the fuck are you necroing a 12 year old thread?

I just found out that this exists and now I am angry at everyone involved; https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5056154/ 2018? I only just saw it mentioned in the Rifftrax twitch channel today? That is kind of bizarre because "Hands": El Manos del Dentino is a staple of both that channel and MST3k...

No, motorcyclists are worse because their bikes and helmets do way more damage to your car than that of cyclists especially when you are running them over multiple times.

The world is full of stupid people and now they are immortalizing their stupidity for eternity... or until the technological equivalent of the burnings of the Library of Alexandria but much, much worse. Until then...

On Uwe Boll, Rampage 1 and 2 are actually a decent watch.

Yes, it’s everyone else that is being retarded.

Thank goodness the text I was supposed to read was circled and colour coded, it is a complex image to consume in a single sitting.

You will own nothing. And you will be happy.

Could you please provide us with a pre-approved list of acceptable movie reviewers? Thank you

Nice body, and you can grab onto her ears and use them to fuck her face stupider. Image unrelated;

I don't know which bothers me more; The confidence people have when posting content creators that anyone else on here knows who they are The times where I do know who the content creators are Anyways, that chick lives with Elajaz, a relatively well know speed runner, and she has beaten...

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Sequel is the same game just tighter, smoother, weirder, and with even worse narrative pacing. I didn't know if I liked the first game until I was halfway through a back-to-back second cut, I eventually decided it was one of my favourite games of all time. Now that I was played through this...

A story about a man in tights flying around punching monsters and bald people is the perfect vehicle for your artistic commentary on the immigration issue. I wasn’t going to watch this before but now I am going to not watch it even harder.

The Data Scientist speaks, nerves grate, My face it cringes, Hideo Kojima is a nerd.

I miss getting a little star for your clothes whenever you five-star someone

Wouldn’t Super Disabled Mario basically be like a blind quadriplegic or possibly just a regular person depending on how you choose to interpret “super disabled”?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102217/ 5/10 as a general movie. 8/10 if you are a fan of the genre when it's at it's most cliche and cheesy but still has great, and wholly unrealistic, fight choreography and some of the worst acting you outside of shot-on-video and/or you are a big Billy Blanks...

Doing the training missions at the first hideout and combat feels much smoother. Between the combat style and the music being used it feels very Metal Gear Solid’ish. Think the problem with the text is that they forgot to increase the scale of it to coincide with the increased resolution, saw...

Text for lost packages and in menu descriptions is tiny, I’m old and never had 20/20 to begin with. Little shit like annoys the fuck out of me. The good news about that is that it looks like the game is being designed with pc users in mind but us people without 120inch tv’s can go fuck...

Yeah, I watched the show, doesn’t make his choice in allies any less pants on head retarded. He’s teaming up with the people that basically killed his family to kill the one that would die to protect them. It ultimately doesn’t make sense, if the characters in the show acknowledged his...

Season 3 was okay until the last two episodes but holy fuck did those make the season. Jesse Pinkman sounded drunk for all of his voice work and his character’s motivation was almost as retarded as Levy’s choice of allies. Don’t get me wrong, the Invincible War was gnarly as fuck but Levy...