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  1. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Winner!!!

    Apparently his dog is picky about it's peanutbutter covered schlongs.
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    USFL

    I got law an order for a while too. I don't have sound on so I don't know what happened. But I assume there was either a delay or a programming error. It's back on now. I am so hyped. I used to like the gamblers a lot and it looks like they're still kicking ass.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That sounds pretty weird and unhealthy. But OK. If it's working, it's not weird.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So then she's taking a vacation from the family.
  6. Hoss

    2021 AssHat Winner!!!

    @lurkingdirk would probably have to approve it before LLR would make the change.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What the fuck does this mean? A solo work vacation? Unless this is a bass ackwards way of saying a business trip, it makes no sense.
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    2021 AssHat Winner!!!

    Is there any way we can change his asshat avatar to this for the duration of his reign?
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    Bruce Willis retires

    Can someone post a list of all these shitty movies please? I wanna watch em all. BTW surrogates was really good. Bruce wasn't necessarily good in it, many people could have done that role IMO. But it was a good movie.
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    Bruce Willis retires

    But how are you supposed to get off if you can't follow the plot?
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    Zaara's Tattoo Artist Thread

    WRONG.gif Look, I just wanna see the titties of the alleged female poster. Why are yall making this so complicated? It's purist and most natural of all the desires that drive us.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    That photo doesn't look great, but surely if she was swimming a lot her body must have been nice. Where are the nudes? i really don't understand why these fucking nudes of the teachers are never released. Just because they were sent to a minor doesn't make them CP.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're pretty much saying what cad did. Us old married guys have been out of the game too long to give good dating advice. What we can advise on is how to stay married. You're simply not asking the right questions. "You wanna skip the BJ tonight?" "No" "OK, well lets get it over with...
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    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    He hollered out the window and asked him if he was dead. Andre said he wasn't, but andre was black and you know how those darkies lie.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Took a dump so nice, that over 15 minutes later I'm still glowing.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ummm Are you sure you're her only dude? If the genders were reversed your girlfriends would be telling you that you're the side chick. Better than what happened to my wife's MTG collection. The son of the dude she used to live with burned the house down and they had no insurance. The dude...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Obviously that girl is a believer in the rule that sex comes on a certain date, so she wants to be clear the first date isn't a date. It's the only reason I can think of for not wanting to call the meetup a date.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    WRONG! PEMDAS Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract. Do it in that order and you get the ONE true answer. Fucking idiot.