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Apparently his dog is picky about it's peanutbutter covered schlongs.

I got law an order for a while too. I don't have sound on so I don't know what happened. But I assume there was either a delay or a programming error. It's back on now. I am so hyped. I used to like the gamblers a lot and it looks like they're still kicking ass.

That sounds pretty weird and unhealthy. But OK. If it's working, it's not weird.

So then she's taking a vacation from the family.

@lurkingdirk would probably have to approve it before LLR would make the change.

What the fuck does this mean? A solo work vacation? Unless this is a bass ackwards way of saying a business trip, it makes no sense.

Is there any way we can change his asshat avatar to this for the duration of his reign?

Can someone post a list of all these shitty movies please? I wanna watch em all. BTW surrogates was really good. Bruce wasn't necessarily good in it, many people could have done that role IMO. But it was a good movie.

But how are you supposed to get off if you can't follow the plot?

WRONG.gif Look, I just wanna see the titties of the alleged female poster. Why are yall making this so complicated? It's purist and most natural of all the desires that drive us.

That photo doesn't look great, but surely if she was swimming a lot her body must have been nice. Where are the nudes? i really don't understand why these fucking nudes of the teachers are never released. Just because they were sent to a minor doesn't make them CP.

You're pretty much saying what cad did. Us old married guys have been out of the game too long to give good dating advice. What we can advise on is how to stay married. You're simply not asking the right questions. "You wanna skip the BJ tonight?" "No" "OK, well lets get it over with...

He hollered out the window and asked him if he was dead. Andre said he wasn't, but andre was black and you know how those darkies lie.

Took a dump so nice, that over 15 minutes later I'm still glowing.

ummm Are you sure you're her only dude? If the genders were reversed your girlfriends would be telling you that you're the side chick. Better than what happened to my wife's MTG collection. The son of the dude she used to live with burned the house down and they had no insurance. The dude...

Obviously that girl is a believer in the rule that sex comes on a certain date, so she wants to be clear the first date isn't a date. It's the only reason I can think of for not wanting to call the meetup a date.

WRONG! PEMDAS Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract. Do it in that order and you get the ONE true answer. Fucking idiot.