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Palum, next time the dog is in your yard, let him out into the neighborhood. Your choice on whether you call animal control. I'm assuming you want to contact the actual owner so you can say "Look, these renters are pieces of shit, and I don't want to get the legal teams involved" Right...

Turnover at my favorite restaurant. Gotta train a new crop of waiters. There were a few times when I walked in and my table was ready with the appetizers and meal already cooking because they saw my truck in the parking lot. With the new guys I had trouble remembering what I actually order...

I don't understand it fully, but the cowboys have a LB who retired to escape his last team then came back the next year. Maybe the team just has some sort of option. I'm sure the lions never released sanders,

Why? veggies are good.

The brooklyn 99 thread isn't active anymore, but did anyone notice the archer reference in it? The mob boss that put out the hit was Figgis. Didn't realize why the name was familiar till the second time I heard it.

Yeah like Pitch perfect. I didn't think I'd like that movie but I did. Never saw PP2, but I'm sure it was good too.

lol and we were weird for asking about your medical problem? Not that anyone is implying this, but you don't need to be able to suck your own dick to nut in your mouth. I've been laying flat on my back and hit my face and mouth before. did not taste though, ran to the bathroom and washed...

It's the melanin. White people think black people have a strong smell, black people think white people have a strong smell. Basically, you become nose blind to your own smell. Yeah, it's something like that. My buddy first pointed it out to me and he proved it to me in a strip club. Had a...

I wasn't paying attention to the niners, but I assumed a lot of those early retirements were because of how they treated harbaugh. Did that not wind up being the case? None of them ever came back with another team?

wat?

If that's how you choose to interpret it, nothing would be racist. There is not one thing I can think of that is specific to black people. Not even dark skin. Maybe if I knew more about DNA I could name some markers. Maybe. You're ignoring the second part of that definition, which is that...

My wife thought the mic drop animation was cute at least. I guess i was just smart enough to realize I had a new button and pushed it on purpose. BTW the emails were only archived. If you know you accidentally did that, you can retrieve them. Also, there's a message after you do it saying...

Shaun King Rachel Dolezal Fucking racist, how dare you think all black people have to be dark skinned? Actually, there's nothing wrong with making snap judgements based on someone's appearance. It doesn't turn racist unless it's a judgement the facts cannot dissuade you from. It's what we...

It's a CW show. Aren't they all going to eventually fuck each other? Not sure there are any dudes left for her to fuck because I don't think they'll have her wreck the diggles's home. So maybe next she goes lesbo with lauren.

pls name the pornos. I like porn with plots.

That was good. Made me want to see some carnac the magnificent.

Good. ATHF was really pissing me off the last couple seasons with the constant name changes. Another show did it too, but I can't remember who. It's a pain in the ass if I have to go into ondemand to record these things. To do that I have to disconnect the DVR from my home network and put it...

You and astro are watching the show together now? 1. The version that reappeared this season was an earlier version of thawne. Why so hard to believe thawne was less powerful? 2. Did you notice that the last version of thawne didn't hate barry yet? They actually set up why thawne hated...

I asked this before and never got an answer. But it seems like it's only in the supergirl. My guess is that CBS thinks their starlett is too big to appear on a CW show.

I had a pair of timberlands once. Fuck, I'm such a sterotype. BTW, Red Wings and Doc Martens are the way to go.

I said A thousand. You said multiple thousands. I think you know the truth and don't want to admit it. It's OK dude. This is a safe space. You don't have to admit to anything.

All natural. I'm sure that's as true as the teens and milfs I watch actually being teens and milfs. She sucked a thousand dicks before she got to yours. You know that right?

Menthols are inferior. In the case of the barkeep is was obvious she thought so too. Also, racism is not like libel/slander where the truth is a valid defense.

Oh and lyrical, you're the one who brought up your dick with the extra hole. If it was weird it was because you brought it up, not because we wanted more info.

Pretty sure I've told this here before, but I once told my wife she sucked dick like a porn star. She stopped and was like and how would YOU know that? I said, "Wait, are we pretending I don't watch porn now?" She said, "No, I guess not" and went back to work.

That's what I was going to say. When I worked with more smokers, I'd go out with them about half the time. The other half I'd look up porn while no one else was around. I mean, of all the shit to be mad at smokers over, that one is pretty dumb. It's more like you're mad at yourself for not...

Dammit now you have me worried. They didn't change the name did they?

he's got a new schtick

Cigarette smokers are some of the nicest motherfuckers out there. Never seen anyone turn down someone wanting to bum one unless the person was an habitual bummer of smokes. I don't understand why libtards want you all to die off. You're like everyday santa clauses. A shining beacon of the...

I tickle mine gently till the precum starts, then go to town. If I needed it spit on, I would probably call my wife in to do it for me. Actually that would be funny, I should do that one night. Honey come here. I wanna jerk off, can you spit on it or lick it a couple times to get the...

It was also a blockbuster movie.

The time for that was before they smeared shit on his car.

I dated a girl once who after we broke up, she got a new boyfriend and then broke up with him because she found porn on his computer. To this day I'm not sure if I did the dude a solid by telling her she was being stupid. But she went back to him and they got married and had kids and shit.

I figured you'd be disbelieving of the part where there are reasonable muslims. Really, you don't think there are non evangelical hindus?

There was a white model with an afro? I like how you casually mentioned that as if it was a big story.

I thought it was 10-20 bucks each. I think 50 is too high. In fact, amanda charges 50 or 60 and she's too high priced for him.

If they are johnny whores, any person with between $300 and $600 in their pocket could satisfy them.

Cad is right about politics and religion at work. Where I work, most of us are republican or at least conservative. But even so I don't let political discussions go beyond 1 or 2 sentences. "Who do you like?" or "What do you think about the possibility of a contested convention?" Religion...

Yes I do. For science.

He might have been talking about the porn parody of it. As a child of the 80's I can confirm it was on all the time, but I never watched it. I saw like the first 10 minutes and it looked dumb so I switched off. How about Quest for Fire (when I first saw gods must be crazy, I thought it was...