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  1. Hoss

    The Flash

    So, you stop fucking astro during flash? I don't think I'd a told that.
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    Justice League (2017)

    If they don't have the star cuts and the dude saying "MEANWHILE ... back at" I'm gunna be sadpanda. Also, they better have the indian and the japanese dude who's names I can't remember.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Maybe this has been covered but I'm gunna ask again just to be sure. 1. Is that extra dickhole permanent or did it grow back together? 2. If permanent, does it affect your sex life? Like, how do chicks react? 3. How big of a hole? Are we talking split streams of cum / urine?
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Yeah, he mentioned noodle's name at the next meeting. Because of that story I now know noodle's real name and where he used to live.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The only 2 movies that did 3D right were Jaws and Friday the 13th. It's been shit ever since.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    So you're saying that maybe I can stop downloading gerbil porn and just get some viagra?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Basically, you like the way the NFL implemented it. Where Denny Green gets to interview for every head coaching job before they hire a white dude. I've never cared about fitting in or what other people thought of me. In nearly every instance people eventually figure out I'm really good and...
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    It's because they were only bringing in people they knew. If not for brahama being there they wouldn't have been given a look no matter what race they were. If he's making an argument for AA its that it's needed to get that first black dude in so he can start getting his friends considered for...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Wizadhawk, maybe they thought you were homeless and trying to wash their windows. Peanut butter - jif sucks. Get some without all the sugar in it. I thought I liked Jif before I tried some of the good stuff, now I realize what an abomination it is. I've probably posted this before, but...
  10. Hoss

    Supergirl

    Is this like the arrow crossovers where they do one in each show? If so, which one came first and also what's the name of the supergirl episode?
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    Supergirl

    Haven't watched this since the first couple episodes, but I do have them all recorded. Did this pick up and turn out to be a good show? Obviously I'm going to be watching the flash crossover episode, but are the rest worthwhile and should I try to catch up first?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    When someone is straddling you bashing your head into the concrete, that's a position of power right?
  13. Hoss

    Movies You Must Show Your Kids

    Because the horror genre is very enjoyable. What a silly question.
  14. Hoss

    The Flash

    Yeah, as far as she knows, he didn't kill anyone, he was just willing to. Agree, at least saying that kinda shit is dad 101. Especially with a daughter when boys start coming around. Even if a whitelist wasn't possible, surely he was smart enough to tune it to pick up earth1 metas.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Had my car impounded once in massatwoshits (I think it was baahstahn). They let me get it out without paying the fine, just the impound fee (like $20 I think). I'm pretty sure I'm a wanted man in massatwoshits now.
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    The Flash

    I thought it did beep near barry when he first gave it to her. They even made a comment about how it would be annoying or not much good. But like you, I thought it was beeping for her or wally too since barry was already near her. I figured it had some way to keep from re-alerting on the same...
  17. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    Old master is maul?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Since we're on traffic, they royally fucked an intersection near my office (off the freeway). First, they did an extension, which was good, but the angle of the road coming into the underpass and leaving it are different and they didn't extend any lines to suggest which lane foes where. So...
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    This will explain it better than I could.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Don't forget about fucking bitches less than half his age. Maybe he means capri's life?
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I'm in my 40's and I still have some paper pron left over. I have a drawer full of magazines and DVDs and the drawer above it is mostly full of toys and other stuff. My porn buddy knows where it all is.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    That's the same dude who plays Jean Luc? No fucking way
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I'm a traditionalist. It's better the 11 year old finds your stash of dirty magazines. So with that in mind, just get rid of the really freaky shit. Or hide it better.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I don't get HBO. Who is that in his avatar? I thought GoT was it's most popular series.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Also, I was looking through some of the #internetnamesanimals and this was my favorite.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'm not sure you know what a terrorist is.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    My thought is that you can still support them when they come out later. But delaying the coming out might delay the bullying. Isn't it easier to come out in, say college, than in Jr High? I see your point, but I don't think that's how it works. I'm pretty sure the bullying can and will make a...
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    Movies You Must Show Your Kids

    Them! reminded me of They Live, and I am now embarrassed that I didn't put it on my initial list. Rowdy Roddy Piper in the most epic movie fight ever. Also, lots of poignant stuff about people in power controlling society by keeping us in the dark. But mostly the fight scene.
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    Better Call Saul

    I'd be willing to bet she owns more than 1 strap on. I mean the actress, not the character.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Will not being ashamed of being gay nullify the effects of the bullying at school? Or will it bring it on sooner? Cause they act like it's the school bullying that causes most of the suicides. Serious question. Maybe it belongs in the ask kurin thread.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Soon as he retires they can start the TV movie. J49, the whoremonger with a heart of gold.
  32. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Not in agreement with teaching them to jack off mainly because I think it was so much more special for me that I discovered it all on my own. I used to do it kind of weird and sometimes I go back to that method for nostalgia's sake.
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    The pedo neighbor story reminded me of another neighbor I had when I lived in apartment building. She wasn't really crazy, but it was a 6 year old little white girl. For some reason kids like me. So she always wanted to talk to me when I walked by. I was always polite and shit, but I was...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I am assuming the unnecessary roughness penalties will count and that's how he will choose to go out. 2 hits in a row on brady 5 seconds after the play is dead. (Famm and I can both be right)
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    Your guilty pleasure movies

    At first I thought you meant pirates of penzance. Now I want to see Pirates of Penznace again. I don't know if I ever saw The Pirate Move. It looks familiar. I notice the main dude has the same name as the main guy in PoP, is it a sequel?
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    Better Call Saul

    I like the actress who plays kim, so I'm good with her story.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I used to give my number to strippers, but never to hookers. Johnny, when you finally get around to killing this crop of hookers and finding a younger batch, you really should look into getting a second cell phone.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    If we start a pool, I'll take Suh. He's probably too smart to get hit with it on accident, but I could see him deciding to foul out of a game that was out of hand. It's only an ejection and not a suspension for subsequent games, right?
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    And the biggest tourist draw is the fucking cops!
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah, all the states I'm familiar with will actually have a state seal on the back of the sign if it was put up by the authorities.