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I hate traffic circles of death. If I were king they would be outlawed. Also, nothing makes me want to walk away from a deal more than a sales slut who tells me it's got a time limit. I say, "Well, if the deal won't be good tomorrow then it's not a good deal today either"

3:13 look on the right side of the screen. You can see the cherry blossom trees. Also, it looks like the dying dude is facing them. So it's part of the landscape.

Best thing about the superman honest trailer is that it made me realize Trump is Lex Luthor.

I would have arranged to have the puppy stay with someone else for a day or 2 to see if he kept complaining. Also, if you're serious about that first encounter, I would have clotheslined his ass down the stairs.

Great, now I have to start taking notes when I'm outside. Quick rundown on the current neighbors. 1. Second night we lived in the house, we were in the driveway and heard one of the daughters screaming "YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE". Not just once. And that wasn't...

If you're trying to shame her into straightening up, I think you're going to need to go a lot further. Do you have access to any donkeys? Tell her she has to lick the donkey's ass till it nuts on her in front of a crowd before you'll pay for that next hit.

Borzak sounds like my neighbors. Sometimes I feel like starting Crazy Neighbors Thread. Adult daughters moving back in, various boyfriends in and out all the time. Yesterday one of the boyfriends came by and was yelling about how he was going to slit someone open. I think it was one of the...

You're not the only one. Being a sport about things like this earns you points.

Too bad you don't have mod powers to abuse. You could have given chaos 24 hours to present this proof then shawed him after 8.

suspension of disbelief is the term I learned. I imagine only people who have watched BB recently would even notice. You know, other than how old mike looks right now.

Red death was fucking awesome. I want a red death centric special. No arching, just him living his life. I forgot, why is Dr Mrs The Monarch sure that venture isn't the blue morpho? Didn't she think that he was last episode?

I think you are the only one. For those who watched BB, is it easy to dismiss the ages of the actors? I mean, they're supposed to be 7 years younger than when you first met them but in reality they're like 5 years older than the last time you saw them. I was thinking about that because of...

Deep Throat. I love the corny porn from the 70's. It's like the entire movie was a setup for the joke at the end.

Since you mention Christmas Story, I'll add Sergeant York. Granny loved both of those movies and we'd watch them every year when we went to her house for Christmas.

I was at a strip club last week and got a dance from a stripper with sadder titties than that. She was like 22 though so it was extra sad. That crack whore up there looks to have a few more miles on her.

There is a third way. When it's as impotent as draegression (I'm coining a term) you can laugh derisively and then ignore it. On a message board it's always going to be impotent draegression unless someone is doxxing you.

Guy is visiting mexico and he decides he wants to get out of the resort and check out the locals. He goes into a restaurant, sees the special today is cojones so he orders them. They are delicious. As he's paying he asks what cojones are and he's told. "Well senior, we have bullfights every...

Are you two gunna files articles of impeachment when you get out of the clink?

By 'recreation center', do you mean anal? Less than half cause it costs an extra $5.

The Rubik's mom around here is busier than that. She gets at least 100 customers a day.

Trying not to repeat any that were mentioned, so all I got is Clerks everything by mel brooks. (think I saw blazing saddles and young frankenstein, but he had more gooduns like history of the world and the producers for instance) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Outlaw Josie Wales Pick 1 or...

Disney is going to put Dick Rider in a movie?

But he's right. All the arrows I've ever used spinned. I've even made some arrows so I know it's because of the angle of the fletchings. Well, OK I've helped make some arrows. There might be a use for arrows that don't spin, but the accuracy is garbage.

You think he pays child support?

Don't mind that, it's perfectly reasonable for a player or coach to let the refs know something illegal or dirty is going on so they can watch for it. Those are men in the striped shirts, not machines. But they need to add a penalty for flopping before it becomes a serious problem.

Grade A thread. Will fap again.

Well, antman can fly can't he? Or did he just jump really far? Maybe they're playing games with the difference between mass and weight because the suit can nullify gravity or something.

FYI, that's not a compound bow. there would be another string between the tips of the bow if it was. That being said, compound bows are no faster or more powerful than traditional recurves or longbows, they're just easier to use. So other than the assumption that hawkeye would have an...

The post show previews confused the fuck out of me. They said they were previews, but they actually looked like scenes from numerous episodes we'd already seen. Maybe it means the show is taking a break while they replay the season.

Looks like they finally decided TE was an important position.

If it looks like I'm posting idiotic youtube videos, I can assure you it's amod fucking with my posts. Look for the text at the bottom that says "Last edited by" to see who it is.

I'm confused about ward, hoping some of you can clear it up. I didn't understand why he didn't want to use an inhuman as a host. He said "We don't feed on our own"? So taking a host is feeding on them? Is that meant to be some kind of respect amongst inhumans? Also, can someone remind me...

I don't do concerts often, but I watched a queen cover band a few years ago and they played none of the best queen songs. Can't even remember what all they skipped but I remember no Bohemian Rhapsody and they teased the highlander theme, but instead did Who Wants to Live Forever.

We've covered this before. He nuts in the same rubber till it gets full. The failed anal attempt is what we need to worry about. He can't keep it hard for her anymore. Means he's losing interest and it's time to find a new cum dumpster.

Not gunna lie. Calling the jokes subtle is funnier than anything in the trailer. Even funnier than THE POWER OF PATTY COMPELS YOU

a fold?

Sweet. You can probably ride that and continue living in her basement for another 10 years. /highfive

You make no sense unless you are trying to back up my point and are really bad at writing. When the TSA probes your ass for full sized toothpaste tubes they don't bill you for their time, the cost of the instruments and rent on the semi-private room they did it in. The costs are born by the...

Johnny, how'd the nooner with the wife go yesterday?