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Yeah it burned my pee hole back when I occasionally used to jerk off (AKA cleaning it till it goes off). But not a problem in the anus. If that's mucus membrane back there it must be a bit tougher.

It shouldn't burn. Does soap always burn you? That sounds like a serious problem.

That's not really much of a kink is it? I don't use lotion at all because the precum is more than enough. But when I'm feeling kinky I put some soap on me finger and slip it up me bumhole.

They're trying to make me like this guy and it's working. I completely forgot Harambe was at the Cincinnati zoo. Time is a flat circle. Lets win this for harambe and maybe the shitshow spiral we've been in since his death will end. #DICKSOUTFORHARAMBE

Shove this in your brainhole.

the site is aupairinAMERICA. Australia will have different laws. Yeah there's a word for it, but it's basically coping by justifying that you made the right choice when the truth is unknowable. Not unlike triple jabbed individuals who still get covid and justify it by saying it woulda been...

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You sound like an alt of Khane and Kirun. The last thing I want is to think about total cost of a kid. Lets just say I enjoyed spending every penny and call it an entertainment expense.

Is that what the word USUALLY means in court? That's not what it means in common usage. You quoted it right there, maybe you should have read it again. just to be clear, $80k is top 25% of income earners in the US. I believe that's single income earner and not household income. If women...

Nailed it. lol. Is that a psychology degree or something else?

The only controversial part is when they are incredulous and derisive that the lower classes don't do the same.

We're past that point. But in 2022 with remote working being so in vogue, it would be a lot easier.

since you asked, I did some math. She was 23 when the first was born but didn't quit until after the 2nd was born. Definitely in her late 20's. She had been working for the company since she was 16 I think, so call it 10 years experience even though at the beginning it was part time. Started...

yeah I'm the one being an asshole. Or maybe I'm the one talking about the majority of people. I admit I had a strong suspicion that line would rankle you because it's a sore subject for most people who choose their career over staying home with the kids. Much like I'm sure you knew this...

How much of the aupair's costs are tax deductible? I assumed it was 100% because it's child care. In that case the tax rates wouldn't play into the calculation. So we're looking at paying $20-$30k per year. Median household income is $67k in the US. If you figure mom and dad are both...

Wait, I just realized I think you were talking about the rise in you and your wife's anal activities. Yeah, you're right there, that doesn't cause loss of taste or smell.

That's what you think. See, that's how it gets you. Lulls you into a false sense of security then BOOM it kills you. Be sure to post letting us know when it does.

How many hours do they work? Google says au pairs make $25-$28k per year in dallas. That would work out to 67 hours a week at $8/hr. everything I know about au pairs I know from watching Charles In Charge. Well, that and Hand that Rocks the Cradle. But Charles In Charge mostly.

Are you saying we might have our first ever white people riot? I'm so excited.

lol an aupair is a whole person isn't it? So right there, you'd have to be making as much as that whole person you're going to pay to replace the parent.

I don't think it's where you live. I think that's true almost anywhere. If you don't have free daycare, it usually doesn't make financial sense for both parents to work. But most people don't see that because you really have to crunch the numbers, it's not always apparent in the cost of the...

OK. So both of those were psychological thrillers. Are yall thinking this one will be more action oriented? I always meant to check out vvitch, I'll put it on my list.

What else has eggers done?

I remember dating one girl with an 18 year old daughter. She looked way better than mom. I never met the daughter and it's probably for the best.

I was married in July 2011. Copycat.

You mean negging? Yeah I think we all know that works.

It was a literal gang rape

Budda had other plans. He had to save jackie for this tiger mom.

Oh FUCK how did you know that phrase was my G-spot? I need a cigarette. You want one?

Yeah well I don't really care about your mental health. So tell me all about the problems that made you have sex with a furkin yesterday. Was he in IT and needed a BJ as payment or was it something else entirely? @Furry might be interested

I think what he is saying is that he wants to find actual question marks and replace them with something else. In word there's an option for whether or not to use wildcards. The option isn't there in Excel, but I bet there's a way to do it still

I aint sayin she a gold digga. But she aint movin to another country with a broke Wakandan I think we all know this Tiger Lady is putting on a master class in landing a man right now. I don't know about the rest of you, but I want to hear all about it. I'm rooting for you that she's not evil...

When you disagree with me, do you always find yourself agreeing with fodder, or is this a one time thing?

How sweet, he made you a mix tape. Next thing ya know he'll be outside your window playing it on his boom box.

I see his point though. If he lied to a gold digger, then she got what she deserved. Anyway, not to dissuade you. I'm not saying she is one. And even if she was, maybe she's learned her lesson now.

Make sure you pay sometimes. If you roll over and let her pay for everything she might resent it, even if she is the one forcing it. Unless she makes a lot more than you. Then she might enjoy paying.

Watching them interview Burrow this morning and I realized the dude looks like Jim Bruer. Here's a pic from the interview

You can't even be bothered to read the most recent page. Why the fuck are you even responding? That was literally covered by voyce early this morning. https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/pit-bulls-the-breed-of-peace.9740/post-3988133 Go back to shoving your dogs in a kennel for a year+...