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Indirectly inspired by this thread. I imagine Vanessa's voice is like Dr Mrs The Monarch's. Don't mind that she's behind me in the avatar. That means nothing.

I was going to bitch about something my wife did yesterday. But this morning she sucked my dick and I can't remember what the hell it was.

What are you, some kind of puritan? She waited a month. That's plenty.

So what's the acceptable number? We need to know for future reference if a new poster needs to wait till post # 12 or 15 or whatever. What would it take to prevent a hodjining?

I was responding from 3 pages back. I woulda waited if I'd been caught up. But hey, the post was a response to him.

I said moon bat, not tuco

Do you think he realizes that he's on the same side as moon bat? Not to mention I'm pretty sure she said vanessa is her actual name (at least the name she goes by). As far as I can remember, only J51 has been less anonymous.

If you fucked ivanka and melania is that technically a mother - daughter threesome? I need a ruling from the porn experts before I can finish.

If only "educated" and "retard" were mutually exclusive or even had anything to do with each other. At least in the common usage of retard. If you're talking about the literal definition, then that sentence is even more idiotic. It is a generality. Do you know what generalities are? It's...

It's all about your diet. IIRC, floating shit indicates either more fat or more protein in your diet than your body wants to absorb.

I'm actually a pretty scary looking dude. No one has ever come close to doing anything like that to me. Maybe they would have before I grew out my beard, because I have a baby face under all this hair. But I grew the beard before all the SJW faggotry took root.

Talking politics IRL is just frustrating because no one will ever cite their sources. Also, I think it's more like talking sports with rabid fans. Most people who talk about religion at least start out trying to convince you of their belief.

I guess you haven't figured out yet that Trump supporters are everywhere.

People always assume I'm going to tip like a xadion. Sometimes it rustles my jimmies, sometimes it tickles my pickle

If this is true, then I'm even more weird than I've been told. I'm pretty good at seeing things from other people's perspective, but I can't wrap my mind around this. Don't eliminate the EC, just make all the votes apportioned.

Saul spent too much time making anti-trump videos.

My valentines day was good. Wife made dinner (smoked sausages ... pretty much the lowest effort dinner you can make since all you gotta do is heat them up). She bought me some beef jerky, I bought her a star wars dress and some silverware we saw at a fancy restaurant that we really liked...

Getting back to the first date dinner thing, for some chicks letting you see her eat is a big deal. They are afraid they'll look like a pig in front of you. I'm not sure if it means she's a self conscious cow, or if she just wants to look sexy for you throughout the entire date. Don't be...

I guess I'm sexist or something. Out of the chicks in that video, agent carter is the only one I think I'm ready for to be dr Who. But, I don't think they'll go with girl doctor as long as the master is a girl.

They're probably talking about a movie. I remember them talking about that back when they did the last episode.

I'm really not understanding why the grounders are blaming skycrew for the city of light. i mean, for fucks sake, most of them were there too. They must understand the power AI chick had over them. It kinda made sense when it seemed like they were pissed at them destroying it. But the last...

Season 2 was the bomb too. I guess I'm the only one watching it, so I'll just say the fat black lady might have outshone The Wave, then shut up. PS much as I like sarah silverman, she was the worst judge again this year. All she did was copy other people's opinions. When she went first...

It's like foler is just trying to plug whatever the database is.

We're skins

How are those words giving you trouble? You shoulda covered relational adjectives in elementary school. A is better than B. B is nearly as good as A. There is no conflict between those 2 statements. OK so since you want to get down to the nuts and bolts, you also need to tell me how many...

Well since quaid doesn't want to run anymore, it's kinda turned into an empty lot where the neighborhood kids can play football. Then when election time comes around, people who don't pay attention will just look at the total posts in each candidate thread and assume quaid is good choice.

Obviously Brady is better than his backups. If for no other reason than because he's got more experience. But how can you look at the games he missed and not admit his backups are nearly as good as he is?

I'm hearing that a pats equipment manager saved it for him. But then I'm also hearing the governor has called in the Texas Rangers to investigate. So my money is on uber taking it. We won't see him for 18 months.

LOL maybe they did take the air out of the ball and that's why brady suddenly started completing passes.

I see that I didn't make a request at all, which kinda circles back around and points out your retardation.

You mean other than him being a system QB and his replacements performing just as well as he does?

It looked like the hurry up was getting to the pats in the first half. They even had to burn a timeout on defense because they were tired.

Then what? Just lock every thread he posts in? Do you see the retardation of your request yet?

If I'm going to miserable anyway, I might as well be at work/school. When I get sick, I come in and take a sick day later when I'm feeling better. Just kidding, I don't actually get sick. But I don't let a case of the epizooties keep me from whatever I have to do that day.

I think he's asking who this fuck this mikerb retard is. I'm starting to get worried about how gullible libtards are.

When did you book it?

With all the bullshit spewed about hotels, you gotta tell us how your accommodation situation worked out.

I think my favorite story line this SB hype week is the patrots fans thinking it'll be awkward if goodelle has to present a trophy to brady.

This is pretty good. I never liked Jeff Ross's roasts, but this has actual funny people telling most of the jokes and they are fucking mean to each other. Only complaint is that each battle isn't long enough, and there's not enough of "The Wave". They totally steal the show.