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Sion's passive revives him for a short period of time with a fixed attack speed and %health damage on his auto attacks along with big lifesteal. It also drains his new health bar very, very quickly. At level 1 you can do any jungle camp in the game by fighting it, dying, and finishing up the...

Gang Up Azure Drake.

The hosts said they'll add all the new cards to the Facebook page after their stream if I missed any. Gang Up demands to be used with Cold Light Oracle.

both halves are beasts

He's a 5/5 for 5 that accelerates! NEW META The effect persists so whenever you want a cheaper dragon you get a cheaper dragon, even if you draw the dragon later.

Also looks pretty great.

Looks pretty great.

Sion's AP ratios are poopy and the nerf to his E further reduces the AP ratio. Flask is the better start. I do buy a Doran's Ring if I happen to get first blood on an invade though. I don't know if it's good but it's what I buy.

I understand paying to play in an event, winning that event, and feeling like you should have something to show for it. A booster box of a current set is like 95 dollars shipping included on eBay. That works out to 2.68 a pack. Mediocre prize support combined with a long drive is a good recipe...

Alright. What was the entrance fee and what were the prizes.

You just cite Wikipedia's sources and not Wikipedia itself. Rarely was I ever unable to track down their sources.

Kalista had an awful win rate for a while. People thought Lucian felt clunky on his release. Sion, despite being fucking fun as fuck, took basically all winter to be a thing. Bard does lots of unique things and is going to take time for people to figure him out and for that to trickle down (or...

MOVE IT BACK TO MILWAUKEE YOU FUCKS I'll owe gay people forever if Gen Con comes back to Wisconsin.

If you had to hang a sign shaped like a pink starfish outside your business that stated "We Don't Serve Gays" I think capitalism would sort this all out.

It lost me at "you'll agree to anything when you are on fire." That's how morons write capital "E" evil and it's fucking stupid. Sure, just kill all your loyal henchmen that have been setting things up in anticipation of the apocalypse while you are at it as well.

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If anyone hasn't seen Vulgar I recommend watching Vulgar. It's the origin of that clown. Silent Bob is in it. Briefly. It is a film that hates you.

That bow is strung for storage or transport. It's not really strung "wrong."

If Nef was 10 mana and the spells were free he would at least be fun. As it stands he's really lackluster.

McConughahaey could also just have been wrong about it being future humans. He mostly pulled that out of his ass anyway.

Sion versus Vayne death recaps are the best. 1750 true damage. Huh.

There was a spot last season where his ult had a much lower cool down and you could defend two lanes or push two lanes at the same time. His wave clear was so good and so long ranged pushing against Ziggs was pretty fucking hard. He got nerfed a whole mess of times for it.

Milwaukee gets snubbed again.

Twenty stacks? Twenty stacks.

As much as I liked the patch prior I have few kind things to say about 5.6 At least I played a couple hundred Sion games over the winter before the nerfs. Oh, and here's a full paragraph explaining why we aren't doing anything to Nidalee. Zilean should be legitimately good now. Reducing...

A box of Dragons is 93 dollars with free shipping or 2.59 per pack. If you are paying 30 (or more) for a prerelease event it's pretty easy to come out behind.

What surprises me the most is how many people really like Contact.

The format was definitely faster than I was expecting it to be and I have a feeling that drafts are going to yield some pretty tooth-filled decks. The event I was at also saw Atarka do the J-O-B all night including a very hilarious Atarka versus Atarka match that ended in a draw. It couldn't...

Every season there tends to be one item that is so good it warps how I play the game. The old Shurelia's Reverie was like that. So was the old Will of the Ancients. I only played characters that could build those items. Banner of Command is like that for this season. I never saw anyone but me...

I've played a bunch of Naut support and it's almost good. He's held back by some lackluster stats, specifically his "tied for lowest in the game" movement speed. Being melee on top of having less movement speed than ranged characters is bleh. It's a clever pick to throw into the mix though. A...

I'm sure the set will prove to be fine. Really, it would take some bonkers power creep for this adventure pack to be as high powered in relation to the existing card pool as Naxx was to the core game. I'm mostly glad it doesn't look like the entire thing is gas.

Naxx had a huge amount of format relevant card and I was curious if this adventure pack was going to more of that. Looking like a no.

I can't be the only one who appreciates it when someone really opens their head and lets everyone look inside.

I don't like Thornmail on pretty much anyone unless I'm topping off after Frozen Heart and Randuins and I'm still get buttblasted by the ADC.

If you are jungling and can get a Sightstone without gimping yourself it's really, really good.

He's probably good enough now? I played him a zillion times in Nemesis and he jungled fine. His ganks were fine. A full one-second knock-up on his elastic slingshot combined with a +% health jungle item is really, really good for him. I wish he was just a little more fun to play. The blob...

That show is body-horror galore. You can do hideous things to people as long as it all gets reversed by the end. It also manages to have a Multicultural Pals style ensemble cast and not be distracting.

Locket meta was a hoot. Jax being able to dodge tower shots was not a hoot. When Irelia came into her own that was some shit. I dislike that character to this day. Her stupid fucking "you can't ever turn me off period end of story" passive bothers me to no end. She's doesn't automatically win...