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Saturday morning queues are all madness all the time. You really have to be prepared to roll the dice if you press the Play button.

That's so much better to read than "it was all perfect and you guys just didn't get it and it'll be regraded as a classic forever by a new generation" or all the other bullshit you hear when a movie isn't very good.

Veigar, Zilean, and Mordekaiser were characters that had some really big and unique strengths but some equally large deficiencies to go with them. Rather than go the harder route of preserving those strengths while improving those characters and still maintaining balance they wussed out and...

"Let's just make everything a skill shot" combined with nerfing his passive from global to an aura around him and nerfing the duration of his ultimate in exchange for things like two base armor and an auto attack that isn't garbage is a homogenization of his kit. It's the same shit with Veigar...

Yes. Foxfire, Sigil of Malice, and Pyromania are ultimates. Other ultimates include Terrify, Reckoning, Dazzle, Rune Prison, Whimsy, and Parrlay. Again, you keep saying no interaction. Q E Q only detonates the first bomb. The second bomb still takes four seconds to cook off. That's a whole...

Day. Three day.

It was non-interactive in that your opponents had four seconds before the second bomb detonated to do something. Do you just have a problem with abilities where you mouse over someone, push a button, and it does a thing? League's got a bunch of that and on better champions than Zilean. You...

Zilean's old combo cost almost three times as much mana as most ultimates while also being his only burst option. Even if you mashed it on someone they and their teammates had four seconds to do something about the second bomb. New Zilean has less range on his W, less auto attack range, his...

They might prove to be alright but what was done to them was still a homogenization of their unique strengths in exchange for very little at a time where new champions are pushing the design envelope.

We have been hearing for weeks about how there were changes in store for some of the weaker characters that relied on DFG. Ahri got a whole series of buffs right away but Mordekaiser and Veigar would have to wait. Their patch finally shows up and instead of shining up those characters the live...

I got a chance with Zilean and the good news is that even though the patch notes were not written clearly his Time Warp is either a 99% movement speed debuff on enemies or a 99% movement speed buff on allies. I liked the old 5.5 second duration Time Warp at 55% but this is still very good. His Q...

Let me preface this by saying I'm always open to just being flat out wrong about my assessments but I don't like this patch at all. The changes to Morde, Veigar, and Zilean are all ugly homogenizations and/or nerfs on unique characters that are being sold as buffs or positive changes. Two...

During game two of a match you needed to win to continue on in the event you made some suboptimal choices and were killed on your opponent's final turn when time ran out leaving the results a draw. When the match was over you expected your opponent to concede to you because you won game one and...

Doublelift is and has always been a derp. He pushes buttons super good and his brain is potatoes.

That's what makes it the lose/lose.

You choose the outcome where you were both eliminated versus the outcome where one of you was eliminated. That is not the best outcome. It's actually the lose/lose quadrant of the Prisoner's Dilemma. You didn't win and were out of the tournament and knowing all of the implications of your...

Bolt cutters. Snip snip drink.

Yeah, you sound like such a sweetheart expecting your opponent to concede to you and when he doesn't choosing the outcome the eliminates you both. I'm pretty sure you've complained about this exact same thing before with the exact same outcome. You didn't win and you were mathematically out of...

If neither of you were going to make day two but a win would have put one of you into day two than you also had the option to concede rather than be disappointed he did not.

She's the solo queue mega carry of choice right now, that's for sure. It's not really something that I expect to last though.

Hi/low/medium isn't enough gradients for the differences in skill level that exist in League. There's countless varieties of "I'm 10x better than you but still bad at the game."

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Liefeldnailedit.

Seems like a safe bet that her big fat ass will move units.

I wonder if they'll give Sona three or four buffs to go with her new skin a la Challenger Ahri.

I'm not buying it and I recommend you do the same.

That's mostly my assessment as well. It has a much higher bomb ratio than Khans to the point where it's actually a bit on the silly side. You've got the dragons, most of the sieges, the clan leaders, and another half dozen real power houses in the rare slot. It's more likely you are to open...

You guys are thinking small potatoes with your human female sex bots. The money is in providing things that do not exist. Aliens, dragons, anthropomorphic animals of all species and colors. The cat girl sales to Japanalonewill make you a king.

You are a crazy person. Look at his stats. He's hundreds of hit points behind characters like Skarner or Sej at level 18 while also having literally the worst attack speed in the game and bad armorandhis mana costs are unreal and his movement speed is tied for lowest in the game. His only...

Zac and Naut are so far the only characters that have felt unplayable to me. Zac is kinda alright in the jungle but what they did to his blobs makes it impossible to lane with him. 2/3rds of his blobs just fly to your opponent's feet. Naut just flat out does not work. His mana costs are crazy...

The one with the huge mastectomy scars? Is it that one? The one with the scars? On the left?

The university wouldn't allow them to be used as evidence on behalf but had he been arrested they would have been admissible. Even without them the school still sided against mattress girl.

It looks like a dumpstering until they can get to him for another rework but I just don't think he's anywhere near enough of a problem to justify it.

I would love to hear an explanation on the Kass nerfs. His win rate is bleh, he's not particularly dominate in competitive play, and he was nerfed the prior patch. Is it not allowed to have someone that does alright versus all the bullshit mages right now?

Not allowing your players to leave their gaming houses really helps their focus.

Good lord, why are you buying cards for Modern if you've been playing for only a year?

I've read both the initial release and the unabridged version and I honestly don't remember any of those hundreds of extra pages doing anything to the story other than slowing it down.

Well, with the Fiora you start following her around so where ever she is her team is with her. "Group on Fiora" and then literally follow her around until the game ends. The Vayne lane is whatever. You just need to have the attitude that you're better than those chumps and you'll prove it in the...