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  1. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Did I read it wrong, or did that latest one do it with a girl student?
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Just a temporary ban until the KC gravies win the superbowl.
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Dopesick? J49 can get him some medicine. Oh yeah and Go chiefs, even if they weren't playing the pats*
  4. Hoss

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    I'm planning to sex in.
  5. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    All I know for sure is I'm getting cremated, and I want 2 poems read at my funeral. "Do not stand at my grave and weep" (which is why I'm getting cremated) and "The road less traveled". Wife is going to do whatever she wants with my ashes. She's talked about dumping some at Cowboy's stadium...
  6. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Was it cancer? I thought it was heart problems.
  7. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Unprotected sex with broken smack whores. J49's anti-drug.
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Still against federal law.
  9. Hoss

    Battlestar Galactica

    Yeah well, that technology also had just chased their asses across the fracking galaxy. Besides, the way I saw it, they probably didn't give it up completely, they used it to get started and then buried it so their kids didn't use it. At least, as far as I can remember. That was quite a while...
  10. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    In my opinion, Gallows Humor is the highest form of humor. It's a fine line to walk, but when it works, it lifts up the people who need it most.
  11. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Dude, WTF. You're like the Anti Porn buddy. Why don't you tell her how to recover his deleted browser history while you're at it?
  12. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Yeah me too, and everyone else around me is pretty excited because were about to get first oil on a new platform. Kinda wish I hadn't opened this thread, but still glad I know. I'm also glad the attacks stopped long enough for her to post.
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Like this bubbles?
  14. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Here's what I imagined. (fuck it, can't find the pic cause my internet is shit) But, was there any scene where 2 black people spoke to each other and it wasn't about a white person?
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    So, I'm dying...

    the thought had crossed my mind, but I wasn't going to accuse you of it until this drug out for a year.
  16. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Bro, you might as well get that jersey ordered. I don't know what number Gravy would want, but here's a mockup. Men's Kansas City Chiefs Nike Red Custom Elite Jersey - NFLShop.com
  17. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Can't believe the refs handed the shitsburg stealers the game like that. Also, grats to the KC gravies.
  18. Hoss

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Give premium members read access to the mod forum.
  19. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Try harder bro. Until just now, I'd never even heard of those people. Are you using a slash because they're the same person or ... wait nevermind. I almost forgot that I don't care. Almost. Except that Tyga is kind of a cool name if it's a given name.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's a tax on the stupid. Literally the best way to fund the gubmint is a stupid tax. I had that happen once. I called loaded for bear, but the lady who helped me was so good she diffused me. When we were done, I asked to speak to her manager and let her know what a good job she'd done. Are...
  21. Hoss

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Kirsie, now that I've seen you, I can honestly say ... 2/10 knees too dull, would have fucked.
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was a convenience store clerk when the lotto first came out in my state. I had no problem ringing up the next person in line if someone was sitting there messing with scratch-offs. Eventually, I noticed a little clear spot on the counter and I started suggesting they move there. No matter...
  23. Hoss

    MANDATORY QUESTIONNAIRE FOR MODERATOR CANDINDATES

    Shaw is more accessible and has more traffic. This is where all amod election threads should be hosted.
  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Reminds me of the time I got roped into it. It was owner of the company's idea, so when he asked me if I'd collect the money and buy the tickets, what was I going to say? Collect money, buy tickets, then photocopy all tickets and pass them out to everyone who put in. Pain in the ass, but...
  25. Hoss

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    grassy ass. you want negs or posloads for this?
  26. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    I don't have the hatred for that version of deadpool that most of the world does ... but even I had blocked out that scene. Still can't place where it was in the movie.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    At any rate, the main point was that the new books have female rank and file troopers.
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    MANDATORY QUESTIONNAIRE FOR MODERATOR CANDINDATES

    - What is your position on Gamer Gate? (100 words minimum) I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really...
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah, it's highly likely that the seahawks have nobody whatsoever scouting the vikings. The whole department just changed the dates on the last report and went on a fishing trip.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    So you don't think she started out as a trooper? Did she just fuck her way to the captain spot? First Order affirmative action hire, and they stuck her with a really high rank so she wouldn't get in trouble? Too many things wrong with that. It was interesting until they had to start getting...
  31. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I think I've only ever even known 1 person to have trouble using an unsigned card. In that case, they said they signed it right in front of the cashier and everything was hunky dory. Cashier even took the time to compare the signatures. I'm not 100% sure that was a true story, but someone...
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    First World Problems

    I think I've only ever even known 1 person to have trouble using an unsigned card. In that case, they said they signed it right in front of the cashier and everything was hunky dory. Cashier even took the time to compare the signatures. I'm not 100% sure that was a true story, but someone...
  33. Hoss

    Your Movies of the Year list

    so a dashcam video already has it locked up?
  34. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Hang on, are you saying that the cashiers look at the back of your card 9 out of 10 times? I am beginning to doubt you have a credit card. Been using credit cards for 20+ years now and have never signed the back. No one has ever questioned me on it. Edit: Wait, where do you live...
  35. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    They have girl stormies in the new books too. Plus, there's the whole captain phasma thing.
  36. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Thread should be subtitled either the JFF sweepstakes, or the LA sweepstakes
  37. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Does it matter? I'm just wondering if my inference was right that Michelob Ultra was the real life version of Schlitz Gay. This won't answer your question completely, but you should do a Google Image Search for "santorum". Make sure safe search is turned off or you'll just get pictures of the...
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Well that's a little different. But still, that should have stopped a court from giving them title.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Doesn't sound like he has any claim. Just because his grandpa was paying the taxes and upkeep does not mean it was his. Depends on what happened to it when grandma died. You'd expect that grandpa would have inherited it, but maybe not. Maybe it was never legally given to gramma at all, or...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Pink because he treats his girls like disney princesses?