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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought it was established wormie is having an affair, he just doesn't want to go all j49 about it because the guilt eats him up.
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Most likely he says that because it's better to have your low expectations exceeded than to not have your high expectations met. Personally, I'm pretty well convinced that this movie will be on the same level as Ice Pirates, only not as funny. And don't get me wrong, I loved Ice Pirates. If...
  3. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Kuriin, in the event of a homphobic zombie apocolpyse, will the gays be willing to protect me if I mention your name?
  4. Hoss

    Let's become british spies AKA logic puzzles challenge

    Shit, I thought I was hot on the trail to the last answer, then I saw Ahh Run already had it figured out. Layered. It would be really funny if they put a blind alley in to fuck with people who got that question wrong. Anyway, here's the next one. Director GCHQ's Christmas Puzzle - Part...
  5. Hoss

    Fargo

    Ah, no wonder I couldn't find anything on the google about english shot glasses. Anyway, even if they were english pint glasses, I'm not sure why a bar couldn't have had them in the 1970's. I think America discovered England in the 1800's. That's plenty of time to appropriate their culture.
  6. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny is a born again christian now. The only contact he has with his whoores is that he joined a rescue group in an advisory role who are dedicated to freeing these girls from the sex slave trade.
  7. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    It was A84 EMG, right? Also, does that sign behind her say solicitation welcome?
  8. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    No you don't pay just for talking to a whore, and that's all he did. But the dumbass paid before the rules got laid out. She was probably running a scam.
  9. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    After a fashion. I assume you'll get to make 2, whereas I would have to buy 2 kits in order to get my balls and everything. Or maybe you can include more of your torso in yours. Not 100% sure. For as long as the wife and I have been talking about it, I'm kind of surprised we haven't done it yet.
  10. Hoss

    Fargo

    What makes them english shot glasses? My only complaint so far was how the phone was still buzzing when Lou got to the convienience store. Those phones don't buzz like that forever. After 5 minutes or so it would have shut up. When he first came in, I thought the buzzing meant he was going to...
  11. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Don't know why you still gave her $50. I woulda just left with all those dumbass rules.
  12. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Not sure if hekotat knows this is a thing. Amazon.com: Clone a Willy Make Your Own Dildo Kit: Health Personal Care
  13. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I knew it wasn't a star wars planet brah. Just keeping it in the spirit of the thread and giving some possible SW planets it could be since it was presented as if it were coruscant.
  14. Hoss

    Photoshop request

    itshappening.gif
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Coruscant is a big planet-wide city. That's more like Cakeooine or Cakeonosis.
  16. Hoss

    Photoshop request

    Lets see your cthulu dicks wamphyr
  17. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I will admit, that's what I imagined. But even where you were putting the hole, it just makes it more likely to rip apart when you're taking it out. Glad I could be of help.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I thought he was miffed that his thread was locked. Ever since then he hasn't been giving much in the way of updates. Maybe if amod takes his wife's name out of the title he'll come back?
  19. Hoss

    Which free porn site do you use?

    As I said in the amod thread, xvideos because it's got the best interface on my phone and tablet. Other than screenshots, those account for 99%+ of my porn consumption these days. I can't even remember the last time watched a scene on a TV or a computer.
  20. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Expecting a_skeleton_03's first post in this thread today to be about the huge fight he had with his wife last night.
  21. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    If you do, make sure it's a hot stripper. I've been burned too many times ordering strippers sight unseen. I'm going to assume she already had a mold of your dick. Other than that, setting up the recurring gift thing sounds pretty cool. But I wonder how hard it would be on her in a year or in...
  22. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It's funny how closely some of you think the new movies will mirror the old ones. It's like you think this is a reboot instead of a continuation. If the current guesses are correct, this will be a more faithful reboot than the latest star trek was.
  23. Hoss

    First World Problems

    You poke a hole in the bag? Wouldn't it make more sense and be less mess and less trouble to poke a hole in the can? Near the top so fluids don't leak out.
  24. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Technically, there are over 50 Sphincters in the human body. 2 of them are anal sphincters, but they are practically touching (wiki says 6mm apart) so those of us who aren't doctors and just like to stick things in our lovers' asses think of them as one.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Since it's a nice neighborhood they won't punish the kids. They'll see it as the innocent kids already being punished by having homos for parents and will go out of their way to be nice to the kids. Especially if it really is catholics. I could write an essay about them and how they tend to...
  26. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Holy shit, amazon has everything.
  27. Hoss

    Arrow

    Not unless you were masturbating too. If you were, we need to figure out if we nutted at the same time.
  28. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    How is Star Wars makeup any more out of line than tumblers, koozies, cookies, or cereal? It's like you don't understand how merchandising works. My guess is he's feeling exposed without his armour and fellow troopers as backup. Plus, he probably came out of training with the idea that...
  29. Hoss

    Arrow

    How the hell do you leave the ashes of the 4000 year old immortal bad guy just lying around? Send barry back to the house for a dustbuster or something before moving along. Also, I'm disappointed they didn't grab that arrow ollie shot him with to at least see if there were any clues in his blood.
  30. Hoss

    Deep Thoughts, with jack handy

    My favorite Jack handy was: I believe in leaving a better world for our children. But not our children's children because children shouldn't be having sex.
  31. Hoss

    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    Nah, everyone already gave you their one lifetime net in your whoore thread. Neg Tuco for the injustice.
  32. Hoss

    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    You need to over-ride the time limits.
  33. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    So Michaels is getting like Madden at the end of his career? Nice.
  34. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Hmm, she looks 16. What do you think, great judger of child porn sulrn?
  35. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I turned the game off. Need to find the last couple minutes on youtube or something.
  36. Hoss

    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    Thanks, and thanks for the PM reminder. Also, excellent work with sheldon. Above and beyond changing the whiteboard behind him.
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I don't know zombie. It's cowboys and indians. throw the records out the window, I'm pretty sure the underdog usually wins these games. Also, jones is dumb for not putting Romo on IR just because he could possibly be ready to go for the playoffs. IF we make the playoffs, it's going to be...
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Are you cute? If so, I'll come sit in front of you and spit on you periodically. What flavor mouth wash you want me to use that week?
  39. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Who did he report? It was me, wasn't it?