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Does anyone know if you can gift someone a skin for a champion they don't have and thus also give them the champion? I didn't read the FAQ~

That is a serious fucking throttle you've got going on your LP.

Did you read what he typed? He said spellshield worked oneveryspell that Cait uses. And it does. Eat all the cupcakes and never gain a pound.

There is a charge up time for the beam when the turret is placed. You can watch the bar fill up.

Heimer's turrets do not apply Lizard Elder. Fuck Zyra. Also of note is that Heimerdinger gives some of the absolute best leashes you can get. If you start with turret and run to the buff you can get all three down by 1:30 and just hang out for a little bit. That is especially important for...

Goddamn Lizard Elder. Shaco's boxes don't apply that either. Stupid fucking plant girl.

Heimerdinger's passive no longer heals towers. Champion unplayable. I've played a bunch of Heimerdinger at each of the different points in his power swings and this current version feels pretty good. He's got a bunch of interesting buttons and lots of choices in a given situation. His turrets...

And now they are zombies.

It's much, much too late for that. You killed everyone.

Cover your mouth? What are you trying to do, kill everyone? You cough into your armpit.

Alright, that's it. We can't hang out anymore.

I honestly didn't know you could get zero points at anything other than D1. I didn't think it even did that.

S3 doesn't end until the 11th of November so we will absolutely not enter preseason until at least then.

Supports with bad scaling are the exception, not the norm. Leona intentionally has shit scaling. Nami intentionally has shit scaling. That's about it. Supports aren't balanced around minimal gold either. Many of them predate the Eurolane bottom (ADC + someone who builds GP10 and doesn't farm)...

I think the direction they are going is just fine. Competitive supporting in S3 is a pile of monkey vomit. It's just that I don't believe them when they say they want junglers and supports to have more gold and I don't believe the rank and file of the player base is ready to play games where two...

Anyone remember the IPL4 game where Dignitas used revamp Soraka middle and Lulu top and were rewarded for their strat with champ bans in all future matches and nerfs to both champions literally the next patch after? Janna has seen changes specifically to keep AP Janna from ever being a thing...

Your league and your MMR can become disconnected. It's hard to say whether it's theirs or yours. If it's happening routinely the most likely explanation is that your MMR is higher than your league would reflect. edit - yeah, unless they are zero LP silver 5s.

Normals have their own unique MMR completely separate from your ranked MMR. It's part of what makes them so hilarious.

No, it wouldn't. The problems I am talking about aren't inexperienced players entering ranked before some members of the community think a player should. The problems I am talking about are the environment that people can continue to find themselves in after hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds...

I maintain that low Elo games are miserable places for players to try and improve. You don't learn good lessons from the games you play and the whole thing can feel completely beyond your control no matter what you do.

You can get duplicates beyond two. There is an option to disenchant all the extra cards you have with one click.

I didn't say they made money off the secondary market. I said if I had a consumer base willing to spend the kind of ridiculous money that MtG players were willing to spend I'd not be willing to rock the boat with online action either.

I'm constantly stunned at the money that players of MtG are willing to shell out and the values of cards that they are willing to accept. If I had a player base like Hasbro does I probably wouldn't rock the boat either. But that does create opportunities. I don't like Hearthstone at this...

I do not take the position that you should never surrender. There are plenty of times where I am happy to accept that I have been beaten and just want to move on. But I want the enemy team to establish they are better and that they aren't going to throw the game away. Getting wrecked during the...

Those are not useful stats.

We shoot lots of bad people. It skews the numbers.

It kills me when people at any rating act like the game it's impossible to come back from a minor deficit. There is no lead in this game that you cannot flush down the toilet. You never, ever know where the enemy team's morale will break. Not winning fast enough can set someone off.

If you get some help from bot lane (a good opportunity to teach people what leashing is!) Nasus can do buff, buff, and show up at top at level 3 while everyone else is level 2 and then just lane top with a big advantage if it's necessary to do so. If things look stable you can then go take the...

Nasus is perfectly fine. He's got good buttons, good wave clear, he comes with sustain, he's always relevant in team fights with his Wither, and he's good at taking objectives. Absolutely nothing wrong with him.

I prefer jungling (and supporting) because I last hit like dog shit and always have. It's a role where I can be clever and play against my opponent in a way that doesn't necessary depend on my mechanical prowess.

It's actually really, really stupid how the jungle plays out right now. With five S/S+ tier junglers to pick from there's no reason to even try banning them. I still ban Jarvan if I can but it doesn't really matter. Every single one of them has some combination of ridiculous mobility, utility...

Alright, so you want to be a jungler. Learn some combination of Jarvan, Lee Sin, Elise, Zac, and Vi. I recommend always starting at the buff near your bot lane so you can both get a good leash (the players going bottom help you damage the monster), then immediately going to the other buff (no...

Given how well the War on Drugs has done I look forward to seeing all of the money people are going to make providing black market internet.

You like Death Proof more?

Right! Fuck Priests! I thought it did a good job of demonstrating just how utterly remorseless her character was and the performance of both her and the Priest was quite good. Can you really not receive absolution unless you are a Catholic? What kind of bullshit is that?

It set up the Church scene which was a good scene but yeah. I don't know why Fassbender would ever let Cruz near Diaz. You should go on a playdate with the insane sociopath girlfriend of my 20 million dollar coke deal buddy.

It had a bunch of great scenes. It's just that the bleh parts and the unnecessary parts dragged them and the rest of the movie down. As I sit here the day after thinking about the movie those awesome parts have faded but the boring won't go away. You edit this thing down (bye bye intro...

I wish I knew how to set up autoplay.

Yeah, I don't know. The audience knew what was up. It's just filler.

Why show I hate when I feel like I could have done a better job editing than professional editors.