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i am assuming this one will end with them finding the obelisk.

I also nerdraged at what it took to blow the boiler. It takes 2 people. one has to press this button, the other has to turn these valves on and off. wut?

chowder head?

Easy. Fuck her and see if the baby comes out retarded. wait what? Cinnamilk? Well, if you want tips on getting some assplay, we can maybe help you with that. I once had a girl tell me that all women like assplay, but most of them just don't realize it yet because they're scared. They think...

That doesn't look like it applies to deer. The saddle would be taken partly from backstrap and partly from skirt steak or rib meat. Unless it's put together completely different from Axis and whitetail. I've never butchered an elk. Axis are kinda fun for traumatizing kids. Even as adults...

Oh. OK, no idea about anything related to 1 tree hill. That was a shitty series on the CW or the WB or something, wasn't it? Are we talking about the interrogator guy who froze? From the beginning, I figured she'd wind up with crazy legs. But come to think of it, he is a nice guy, so he's...

Naw he didn't peek. She's just gunna have a flash baby pop out in like 9 days.

Raising Arizona looked like it was going to be good, but cage annoyed me so much I never could finish it. I could probably stand to watch that scene in Drive Angry, but I'll be honest, I had never even heard of it before. Judging on previews and the pieces that I've seen, I think I might be...

Nice, got a good picture of the whoor? That last one we could only see her eye. For anyone who does tinder, does it raise a girl's value in your eyes to know she fucked an NFL player? I'm thinking it would since they obviously have their pick of any woman anywhere they go. That means she...

They stole that shit from the Texas Aggies, and you're just jealous that your team didn't think to steal it first. In place of '12', other teams make generic jerseys with the year or '00' on it. Like that's any better.

I think the only cage movie I've ever liked was Ghost Rider.

I'm surprised he didn't accuse the chiefs of doing it.

Crying makes you strong noodlebro. Cause whoremoans or whatever.

Yeah, that's the best thing on TV so far this year. They had him set up as being ruthless and super intelligent, and I'm sure we all thought he was going to be her next nemesis. Then ... "I want that" *CRACK*. I can't remember that part. What did she say about her future husband? Was her...

As long as elk is considered a deer, then that's the way I understand the word too. I don't think I could name all the breeds that I think venison might be. Around here when you see venison for sale, it generally means elk, because you're not allowed to sell meat from native game animals.

Oh and johnny, I heard on the radio they just finished up a nationwide prostitution sting. Glad you didn't get nabbed.

Just checking in to let the pats fans know I'm reading all the gloating.

Yeah, I think most of us are getting a little bored with your current crop J49. Start looking for a replacement and cull one of them.

So is this a sequel to something?

That can't be right. Every time I make stew, I have it in the crock pot for a minimum of 14 hours, and I've never gotten stringy meat. Based on what you guys have said, and from talking to the cook who made the stew a few days ago, the key is high heat. He said any meat will do that if you...

I might well be a whore. At any rate, I'm not prepared to argue against the assertion. But where you and I differ is that J49 does not keep me employed. That factoid makes you a particular type of whore.

It made them snap the ball one more time. I see nothing wrong with it. I hate when teams lay down in that situation, as if they don't understand the game well enough to know what a fumble could mean.

Obviously, Bill tapped into the seahawks communications and called that fucking pass play.

Oh was that it? I saw him adjust his thigh pad and thought they got him for grabbin his dick. Quick, someone get a needle! Clearly the man can't make a comeback like that with regulation balls!

See? Fun and Easy. I forgot to say easy.

It's because he doesn't have any blinds, isn't it? That's always a dead giveaway.

Allright cooking bros, I need some information. A couple times in my life, I've had stew where the meat was stringy. Like it had cooked so long it fell apart or something. The first time it was venison, and I thought it was just something venison did when you put it into stew. But yesterday...

That article was stupid (because still no actual numbers written down), but they had a link to the Marshawn Lynch Enclyclopedia. I read it, and I kinda like the guy now. He seems like he's trying to have fun and stay out of trouble. I hope he gets 150 yards and $80 million in fines and...

Man, you should see if burnem still has his bet on the table. You can't lose.

Or, does it make sense .... if you've read the book?

I used to give my apple cores to my dog, but someone convinced me it was bad because the seeds contain poison. FromAre Apple Seeds Poisonous? "Apple seeds do contain a small amount of cyanide, which is a lethal poison, but you are protected from the toxin by the hard seed coating. If you...

So basic run of the mill trickery? Except that doesn't a player has to come out of the game for one play when going from ineligible to eligible. Does he also run the swinging gate? Hey, this would be a good game for them to try the "Wrong Ball" play.

Somehow she's going to get word to her man on the inside to let them out. I'm not even sure how she was planning to pull that part of it off.

Wasn't Jessica the 16 year old? I don't think she was out of line to want a minor child to not show so much skin. I agree those 2 girls whose names I can't remember were the best and the real stars. But I'm pretty sure the show only happened because of ya ya. We should be embarrassed we...

I will take any score that you can add up and have it end in 3. On a related note, I'm hearing more about the weird formations the pats have been using. Anyone got a link to something that discusses that intelligently? What they're doing, how it's working, what the rules say about it, etc...

hey man, yaya han basically had her own show (for a season). She's big time now. I don't know what you think makes her a bad cosplayer. There must be some fine line that only the faithful can detect. For the rest of us, it's : Does she look like the character? She's good at cosplay. Does...

Is he going in as a 49er or a cowboy? I think he played longer as a niner, but had more success as a cowboy, and is in the Ring of Honor. I'm guessing 49er since that's where he began and ended his career.

There are a lot more air molecules in a car tire than in a football. I don't think anyone questions whether the pressure theoretically drops as it gets colder. The question is how much. Did I miss the part where the colt's balls were also underinflated? Or are you hanging your hat on...

pats 11.1, hawks 13.1 We are predicting air pressures in the football, right?

I'm offshore working, I have no idea what will be available. Probably jalapeno poppers, pizza, and corn dogs. All frozen. The trip came up suddenly. I was planning to make some kick ass salsa I just learned how to make and some stew cause I love me some fucking stew. Edit: But don't...