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That is the most absurd thing I've heard all year. Sure, it can work as you described, but worked well just as they did it. They made it clear that Mortdecai had not actually run very far.

It cost $18 million to pay the korean hackers? Does that include the ass kissing they had to do to jesse and al?

So, will we get in trouble if we talk about GoT spoilers we learned from parks and rec in the GoT no spoilers thread? To be clear, I have no idea if anything they're predicting about GoT in P&R is real or even makes any sense. But it's fun to troll those crybabies.

Just watch them one episode at a time. Season 1 Ep 1 flash, then S3Ep1 Arrow. Etc down the line.

He went to jail for it once, so yeah he has and it's a matter of record. Wait, corpses count, right? You didn't specify 'living'.

You know what they say, In Theory, there is no difference between theory and reality. But in Reality, there is. For the Ideal gas law to apply, wouldn't the football have to be inflated entirely with 1 type of gas? I wasn't aware they did that. I bet the pats use Helium. The Ideal Gas Law...

I'm guessing when you say the timing was off, you mean you couldn't follow the dialog because it came too fast. I had that problem too, but then I have that problem a lot and I'm used to overcoming it.

You forgot 'young'. Most of them are supposed to be around 18, maybe younger.

I don't know what to think about DJ douche working for Ras. I was really hoping he'd be killed in some random act of violence to push thea over some edge. But then I thought about it, and maybe he will become interesting now that he's a super ninja. Also, good to know that super ninja...

LOL so the apple Iphone is about as reliable as windows 95?

Do you get the stuff with the marshmallows in it, or does that make your dick too sticky?

Thought my wife had D cups (40D). She got measured today and found out she had been wearing the wrong bra size all this time. She's really 36G. Dammit, now I need to recalibrate my boobie gauge.

I told her I liked the way she thought.

See? It's already trolling pats fans and we're just in the planning stages.

You do that, and I'll followup with a comment about how if pats fans had ever encountered a fully inflated sack of balls, they'd have some respect for what he was doing.

You trick them into doing stuff. I am beginning to think gadrel isn't actually greek, and I withdraw the grammar leeway I previously afforded him.

I don't understand why the piper is being kept in the special metahuman prison. He's super smart, but otherwise a normal. With him in there, that means they have to feed him and install a toilet, right? Or do the prisoners go into some sort of hibernation after a while?

My wife got a good laugh out of hot chocolate blowjobs. But part of the laugh might have been relief that it had nothing to do with scat.

Does poppa mrs vaclav live in an efficiency?

I haven't watched ESPN yet. What did he keep saying?

Yes, I followed all of that up to the last sentence. What I was saying is that I *thought* his point was that the EU had to change the rules because Greece gamed the existing rules like they were the patriots. Hey wait, is Belichick a greek name? Sorry, don't mean to make threads collide...

I think you forgot what "Jimmies" are.

You need to call the new BF up and talk to him. Take him out for a whiskey. Invoke Bro Code. Let him know you know you can't give her what he can, and you have no intention of messin with her happiness. Tell him you were only agreeing to meet her because you weren't sure if she was in some...

We care because they play football good, not because they have a heartwarming story. This media blitz before the superbowl is just a distraction. I'd rather see the players' wives and girlfriends out there doing this. In short skirts. To be fair, they might have wanted you there just in...

I thought he was trying to say the EU changed the accounting rules because the greeks gamed the old system like a bunch of welfare brood mares.

Say it aint so johnny. If you're just tired, have you thought about trying cocaine?

I thought it was every 7 years. This is why I like hearing about greece. Didn't they also lower the pay for government workers at the demand of the EU, but sneakily change the pay schedule so they were getting more paychecks and actually wound up with a raise? Or is that the same fudging...

What does a 'reset' mean? Mist, this is a thread about Grecian politics. Go talk about US politics in the other thread. You are why we can't have nice things.

So, is austerity what caused Greece's problems?

Yeah, as long as you weren't trying to hit a specific pressure, that's plenty of time. Hmm, did they all test out to the same pressure at halftime?

Well fuck, now I hate it. I thought it was a mini series that would all be wrapped up in a reasonable time. Unless they were trolling me with that last espisode, and there's really only one more, then fuck them.

Ha! are they both on their phones during bathroom sex? Just one more reason to never, ever, under any circumstances borrow someone elses cell phone.

I thought that was actually a pretty good song. Who is the blake shelton fella? Is he good at music or something?

Yeah, I'm with skanda. Time for some real life trolling. Adjust the settings everytime she leaves the machine unattended. Unplug it. Figure out what breaker it's on and turn it off. Open the windows in her room. Out of curiosity, how often does she go on these tirades? Is there any...

What are you talking about? Did a quick google search and this was the best I came up with. Pee Your Pants For The Brewers Home!

Help me out here. What does austerity mean? I thought it meant, basically, fiscal responsibility. IE doing whatever you have to do to pay your debts. So the new guy is against that?

If you can piss in less than 90 seconds, you didn't have to go very bad.

That's not what's going on. The obese need them longer so they will keep the belly covered. If anything, the short shirts are designed for fat shaming.

I've got them recorded, I think I watched 2 or 3 so far. I'm liking it. I could do without the singing, but at least they're working the songs into the jokes. If this were a regular series, I would probably drop it. but as a miniseries, it's worth a couple more hours of my life. I keep...