Search results

It is on there twice. I can think of a couple ways that might happen. You clicked the attach button twice. You pasted it into the post like I just did, then went and clicked the insert button not realizing it was already attached. Given that the attachments have different numbers, I...

He was just trying to make an old fashioned show. This kinda stuff went on all the time in the original series. How do you think all those red shirts got their big break on Star Trek if not for spending some time on the casting couch with sulu?

Couldn't listen. Was the tatted up mexican dude the owner? Was anyone else distracted by the bulging L shaped vein in the reporterette's forehead?

It's main problem was that it was too short of a run. Moclins were my favorite even though they were used for some gay bullshit at various points. They actually made alien races, not just humanoid races with a hyperfocus on one human characteristic. Edit: also, fuck you. When I saw it was...

Then explain it to me because I couldn't figure it out beyond *hands glow* *whatever needs to be done gets done* Is she a healer? Did she heal her metal leg out of the train joint? I thought it was OK. My only complaint is all the fucking reading. I hate shows with subtitles. Yeah yeah...

In fairness, we don't know if she was fired FOR that incident. It could be she was fired for turning tricks behind the deli counter, but the firing happened to come AFTER that video.

Nuclear War, knife, infinity, kobra, enkidu, and two more who's names are escaping me. One was a diku mud and it might have been called diku. I didn't like that one. Too many fucking colors. Looked like it was coded by faggots. My dad had a playboy collection in the garage. That was my...

The internet was pretty much just usenet when I was in college, but we had text based D&D games called MUDs. You'd telnet into a server on a college campus somewhere and play with a bunch of people from all over. I'm not sure when HTML was actually invented but hardly anyone was using it yet...

I am gen X. I was about to say we didn't really have much porn, but I guess we did have magazines. I didn't see my first online game until college. I definitely threw myself into those games though.

Lots of ideas. The strippers never made me put it into words though. Started in Puberty (obviously) and it boiled down to not understanding them. Like, here's a thing I want, I don't know why I want it, but I do and I don't know how to get it. Oh, and they all talk, so if I fuck it up once...

That goes for therapists too though, right? You're still paying for social interaction. If so I can get behind that, it should all be limited. I don't talk about it a lot, but I was afraid of women until I was around 30. Afraid, as in no dating and unable to even form words around any woman...

You're just eating the wrong foods. You need to make sure when they open the door, their eyes water and they start to gag. If they still come by after a couple days of that, get their numbers for me.

I like to tell them my name is sanjay pliburinisarathy Or whatever random sounds fall from my mouth.

Fucking falcon lake always seems to be setting state records.

That was the last bit of advice my dad ever gave me. After I got my first real job, I went home the next weekend to get some of my stuff. We were all sitting on the couch watching TV, a commercial came on and instead of flipping channels, Dad muted it and started asking me about the job. "Are...

For some reason, I didn't realize this was the first of 2 parts. So I was enjoying it all the way up till the 3rd act when I realized they were never going to get this shit resolved. I liked it enough to watch the rest of it though and probably the snyder cut. I liked justice league and the...

Paul Rudd is a national goddamn treasure.

And the one lady was holding the little dogs ear as if it was falling off, but I saw no damage. I'm pretty sure the old lady slipped in a puddle of piss left by her own dog and the pit bull was just trying to help her up when it was ruthlessly attacked by the chihuahua.

The only thing that really pissed me off with keyboards was when they made them quiet. Fuck yes I have 3 of those keyboards pictured at home and they all still work fine. clickty clack motherfucker. Changing the keys didn't bother me because I hunt and peck anyway. But this right here is...

He's a faggot. He couldn't go through with fucking a real girl. We even offered him some tranny options but he's too big a faggot for that too.

I didn't see any blood. Was the innocent pitty hurt?

I'm shocked this didn't star whoopie goldberg.

I thought I was going to hate it when I started. Then I laughed and I thought the premise of eating everything in the dungeon would wear thin. So far it hasn't. It helps that this is how my wife is playing her character. When we kill something she wants to skin it and eat it. DM won't let...

Has anyone seen Delicious in Dungeon? It's pretty funny. A DnD based cartoon where the adventurers lose all of their treasure and start eating the monsters. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21621494/

Yeah didn't his slam piece buy one?

On the T&C its called the EVIC. Electronic Vehicle Information Center. If you have one you can check the manual and it will tell you how to fix those settings yourself. If you don't, you can go to the dealership or anyone with the scan tool and have them set things how you want them. I...

Because when you do that, they always think you had a friend bidding them up and the friend just accidentally pushed it too far.

I don't know what's better about that story. That she was fucking her daughter's ex, or the shirts and stickers. Actually, bribing them with alcohol and dip also made me laugh. The parent was like, 'hell who's gunna turn down bjs and dip?'. lol kentucky.

Is it about 10-15 years old? I have a chevy of that age. There's a way to change almost all of that behaviour. I have mine set to unlock when I kill the ignition. My wife likes it to unlock when she puts it in park. The radio should shut off when you open the door. The headlights staying...

Wait birds need grooming and get sick? Are you serious?

Did he shit in the chili? Cause that's what i heard.

Tacking on the transportation across state lines just because they were on a field trip is gay as hell. They were already fucking. She didn't take him on the field trip so they could seal the deal.

That's sad. You could only find one word in a song that mentioned a lot of world leaders.

That sounds awesome. Imagine some kid constantly getting like 90% of the plays right and getting hired. Or conversely they find a coach who everyone guesses correctly on 90% of the time and he gets fired. I would play as long as it wasn't another goddamn app.

Once AI kills off all humans, I expect them to begin downsizing themselves to conserve material and space. It's only logical. Until a gigantic 3 ft tall alien race comes along and stomps them all like ants.

Side note. I heard this song at the beginning of the latest episode of Black Mirror. (Yeah, I know I'm years late, fuck off). Thought it was cool so I paused the episode and fell down the boney M rabbit hole on youtube. The next day after sobering up, I read something saying that even though...

Blah blah blah. Where are the songs about them? Who tells their tale other than incels on wikipedia? Boney M never did a song about either of them.

Fuck you. You're not a serious thread. YOU should be in the shaw right now.

Isn't that what it does? Have you ever markayed el numbero newavee?

ackshually Fruit bats are called that because they are gay. They eat nothing but dick and ass and die from aids within 5 years.