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Seriously, how you find that? But you probably oughta do it in the who's that girl thread.

That looks like a damn good ice breaker. You could use that when you first start hitting on a girl to see if she's worth the trouble.

BTW, I would assume buying something offline would mean you bought it at a brick and mortar store. Are you sure you understand what they're telling you doc?

I think I speak for most of us when I post this picture.

lol, it's not creepy. He clearly knows it makes women horny. He makes a crazy sound to indicate women who have taken it, not a snoring sound. It's still funny because I remember being 13 and hearing the same stories. Although, in my case, they might have all come from that routine. So...

Of course they could put their feet closer to the ground if they took their shoes off. But much like caring less, it would take more effort than it was worth.

I can't believe they killed the moose. Why not legs? I get tired of seeing him rattle around. I hope they tell us how the house marm knew about the visitor. Seemed like a fool proof plan for the late 40's to scale the wall like that.

Really? Even with the title of the thread, you're going to leave out the Doomsday Defenses as one of the elites in favor of a couple that lasted like a year? I think Doomsday topped out at 3 hall of famers on the field at the same time (Lilly / Renfro / Adderly). In its second decade, Randy...

So, you're done having sex then? How old are you? 1969 routine, and the drug was spanish fly. No where near the same, and it's intellectually dishonest to equate aphrodisiacs to roofies.

Got home last night and almost out of the blue, the wife asked if she could give me a BJ (I made her beg). As she was going to her knees, I caught her in the leg with my talon like toenails. It was bad, I could feel the toenail digging into soft flesh. It was no fault of my own, other than...

Come up with another response to SEA bro. Like COW or HAG if it's a girl doing it. Maybe DEEZ NUTS if it's a black guy. Does seattle have any black fans other than the families of the players?

Does that mean she wants to see you for free?

Didn't watch the game, someone please tell me there was a questionable call that swayed the NFC game so we can say the refs have advanced all the way to the SB. On an unrelated note. LOL @ cheatercheck again. I hope it's got enough legs for us to see patriots fans rationalize it by saying...

Who could possibly dislike a woman so sensible that she has realistic views on the value of sex? That is literally one of the qualifications for the dream woman.

I think you must have been listening to a different radio station bro. The one I heard it on made it pretty clear no one died. But they kept saying it was a playboy mansion party and when a caller asked how under-aged kids even get into the playboy mansion, they did not correct her.

Nah, I didn't catch that it was at his own home. Figures the so-called news station I heard it on would leave that little detail out. But still, the playboy mansion can be rented out for private parties, and the only rules I could find online said "Unless otherwise specified, all events are...

You have options. Not sure how far away these things will work though. I've only seen them work on the next door neighbor's dogs. Dog Silencer? - Stop Neighbor's Dog Barking up to 300 feet away Amazon.com: stop barking dog devices And here are some other tips, they say a simple dog...

Yeah, that's what I thought too. But I read another story about hef renting out the mansion for a party, and the dude let his daughter invite a bunch of underaged girls and they were drinking and running around in bikinis. So, I guess it's not impossible unless that story was bullshit too...

Because it gets you thinking deeply about silly things which leads to interesting questions (or discoveries). Also, they do some impressive stuff with duct tape. My problem with them is after 2 or 3 episodes, I'll be yelling at the TV because they're morons who don't know how to put a myth to...

You probably should have just linked the video. I'm sure it lost something in your explanation.

Still not as funny as the patriots trademarking 19-0

I may have said this before, but it rustles me when they can't manage to cut the fucking sammich all the way through, so I have to rip that last part. I've never had a problem with the ratios being off. I always assumed they had something at the beginning and end of the line that they used to...

That's not even close to a DDT. Bro, do you even lift? (I'm assuming this is the super version of the DDT)

Johnny, in their online ads, do your girls claim to be DDF?

We saw them removing the ISIS signs, but I didn't catch if they had renamed the organization. It wasn't bad, but I disagree with whoever said it was better than any episode of last season.

Hell, I get butterflies just hearing about deena. I wish she was close enough for me to rent her out and piss on her.

I was hoping by now someone would have quoted the rules on what constitutes a 'catch', and a 'football move'. I don't wanna have to look that shit up myself. At least the officiating wasn't as shitty this week as last week (in the cowboy game). Sure they weren't calling holding, but at...

Then lets get some objective categories going. Biggest tits Best tits (in case you're not a size is everything guy) Best overall body Tightest pussy

She's seven - deuce offsuit?

These are your predictions, or just a random photo you found? Probably won't be back online till after the games, so lemme say now, GO DALLAS REFEREES!

I meant most money this year actually. Is it still capri? Also Deena is sounding like the all around winner.

Wasn't it in Utah? You probably have to be related to them for it to be legal to have sex with someone under 18 in Utah. Either that or have special permission from the church.

He's the mayor of New Orleans? At least, I think that's where I got the hamburger with rice and shrimp mixed in with the meat.

Most money you have given them. Most cum swallowed. Worst hygiene. and of course, Best Actress.

Because in that picture, the hyphenated last name makes it obvious she is married. Sorry, no pic, but this clip kind of explains it. There's a HIMYM clip that explains it better, but scrubs is a better show.

This day a monster has been created. Just remember, It's all thumb and gaines till someone's head explodes.

I don't think they used her 'real' name in the radio show. Pretty sure it was something that sounded close, like Becky Carver.

My bank rustled my jimmies today. Someone sent me a bad check and it bounced and the motherfuckers charged me a fucking fee. Called them about it and they were just like 'well derpa derpa derpa it's our policy.' I asked them what I did wrong to get punished and neither of the people I spoke...

I thought it was 2 canadians. Maybe 3, I'm not sure if they're counting the deep snapper JP Ladeoucer. He's so fucking canadian, I can't even pronounce his name. Plus a few from the far north US. Heck, isn't Romo from wisconsin? He grew up idolizing farve for some reason. But the...

Russel's running has to be included if you're talking about overall effectiveness of the offense. But in this case I think they were talking about the run game as it pertains to cold weather. Whatever portion of his yardage was on called run plays would count in that discussion, but when it...