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I can compete with vvoid for shitty starts to the new year. Woke up New Years day and the power was out. Actually, it was mostly out. Some things worked, but some lights just flickered, so i was afraid to try to turn on anything big. The TV and the water well were 2 of the more important...

Yeah, we can't let them get 7. Sometimes the only trash talk I have to fall back on is that the cowboys have more super bowl MVPs (7) than any other team. Not nearly as worried about suh as I am about megatron. He seems to break his foot off in our ass everytime we play him. I haven't been...

are you drunk notch? a. what's a pruno? d. Why would the amaericans with disabilities act care about johns? Why would anyone, even cops care about a hooker's johns?

Oh, is that the point you were trying to make? I honestly thought you were making fun of GB fans pretending they had no receivers to throw to or something. I think it's been a couple years since a Cowboy fan was trying to make a case for Dez being the best in the league. He also has the best...

It's a tough call, but I'm giving the nod to the red piller. Mainly because J49 isn't trying to convince anyone that they are dumb for not doing what he does. Whatever else he says to himself to justify it (helping the girls, wife doesn't give BJs) at least he knows what he's doing is wrong...

If not for the stops in the middle of the lake, I could believe that might be a map of the cell towers I had used that day. Unless they have cell towers in the middle of lakes now and I just don't know that.

Basically, this is a battle between redpillers and johns? Do they still make celebrity deathmatch?

OK, so that was supposed to be my location history? That's what I was trying to ask. It wasn't even close. According to that, I was never at my house that day and made about 5 stops in the middle of a lake.

Can someone explain what this is?

OK, explain honeydick please

Never mind. While I was looking for the pictures, I found an interview with someone from the show (Jason Rothenberg) and he said he is definitely dead and not coming back. But still, I swear I saw him waking up in the previews.

I will look for a picture of it. At the time, I thought she stabbed him on the right side and low. They could claim because of her medical expertise, she knew where to stab to miss everything important. Also, didn't they show him waking up in the previews? I will try to find that too, but I...

And more importantly, did you leave the key and let her check out?

I'm pretty sure she gave him a drug to make him appear dead. Didn't they have a drug like that in the show already?

I think this was more like the weeping angels than silents. With the silents, you just forgot them when you looked away. Anyone else feel like this was setting up the entire next season to be a dream? We still never saw the marks on their temple where the alien tongue was supposedly boring...

Last night, I noticed there was a Christmas Story 2. Didn't know it existed, and don't know when it was made. I tried to watch some of it, but I didn't have time. Is this movie any good? What I saw looked like warm garbage, but in all honesty, if I'd only seen 10 minutes of the original, I...

Can you toss one off to that picture though?

Finally got caught up. You think finn is dead?

That's good to know. It certainly sounds like serious shit.

Is she cute?

Yeah and they make the players wear them between series (though I'm pretty sure they have a choice between the beenie and a baseball cap). I have a hard time buying sideline hats. I like some of them, and I even buy a new hat every year. But I feel like I got played when I buy a sideline hat...

It was already on? I thought it came on in like 3.5 hours.

Now you're making it sound like a sitcom. Johnny's life is not a sitcom, dammit.

Well, his newspaper ad read "Got a problem? Odds against you? Call the Equalizer. 212 555 4200." Also, I thought I remembered some rendetion of the old colt ad. Be not afraid of any man, no matter what his size, when danger threatens, call on me, and I will equalize. Beyond those, I don't...

Leave this thread and don't ever come back.

Are you sure you're a dude? I can see your avatar ya know.

In case anyone else was like me and unsure how they picked the pro bowl these days. "Currently, players are voted into the Pro Bowl by the coaches, the players themselves, and the fans. Each group's ballots count for one third of the votes. "

If it matters to anyone, Odell, Brandon Oliver, and Chris Borland got rookie of the week 2 times each. Sammy Watkins got it 3 times. Neither Martin nor Hill got it even once. Not that its surprising for a lineman.

It'll be shown they just weren't listing the correct episode or that it was new.

Sounds like you should just be glad he gave her the ultra vibe 2000 in private.

You may have thought I was joking because of that cosby comment, but I was not. Assuming I remember correctly that you're a girl, I'm about 75% sure he was doing or planning something sexual there. Did he keep disappearing into his office for a minute or 2 at a time?

I'm not keeping up well enough. Who does hill play for? Also, what does 5 carry dude mean? He got 5 carries a game? Finally, I know the fans get a vote in the pro-bowl now, but isn't it still primarily decided by other players and coaches? That's why it used to be such an honor, because...

Sounds like you were sexually harassed. Why else would you send everyone else home and watch 1 girl bust her ass to clean the place up while you loom over her? He was probably playing pocket pool the entire time. I bet this is how cosby got started.

Aren't you? And yeah, I hope his kid is OK too. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything not serious that might be described as a collapsed lung.

Wait a minute, I just read that martin is the only offensive rookie to even be selected to the pro bowl. Is that right? No Odell Beckham, and he's probably going to win ROY?

Yeah, if there was any justice for the men in the trenches, Martin should win OROY. It's clear he's had a bigger impact on his team and the game than any other rookie, including Beckham. If Beckham had done what he did all year long it would be a different story, but he didn't. Martin was...

Are they at the same hospital? Please tell me it's the same hospital.

A Piece of Christmas lore. (I thought I posted it last year, but I can't find it) It was a rough year for Santa. The number of believers had been falling for the past 10 years. This caused all kinds of economic hardships and strife at the North Pole. The elves had been on strike most of...

Yes this. Or any other Christmas themed porn. Bad santa is #1 as far as mainstream movies go.

Christmas day and I'm stuck on a platform with 180 strangers. Everyone suddenly feels free to engage me and wish me merry christmas. For an introvert like me, it's like nails on a chalkboard. I was OK with having to work today, but I have never been around so many people on Christmas, so I...