Fuck, man. I'm sorry to hear this. I know I'm a world away, but if I you need anything, let me know!
I'll start searching AutoTrader for the Jurrasic Park truck.
I had the Canopus Pure 3D card, which was Voodoo1 board. Instead of the standard 4MB of video ram, it had a WHOPPING 6MB. I remember selling it to some guy on IRC, who never sent the second half of the payment. Fuck that guy.
I just like to knock it, but if you see any dents on it, that means some other dudes were knocking it before you got there. Time to move on. Maybe get a Honeydew?
I've been eating super clean for the last 7 or 8 weeks. Finally had a real cheat meal last weekend. I ate half a large pizza and an entire Italian meat stromboli. It was the best meal I ever had.