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Another Tinder story that isn’t a failure (but doesn’t hold much promise either.) About two months ago I matched with a 23 year old who showed up as living 2 miles away. I’m 39 for reference. I’d describe her as 7/10 - super cute face, blonde, big natural boobs, maybe a touch thick, but I...

When I was like 19-20 years old I started playing racquetball. It was largely against dudes who were like 50-70 years old and some were fat as hell. I saw them, not knowing how to play at all myself, and thought “lol I’ve never played this but no way are these fat old bastards going to win...

I did!

...and before I get called out “you’re just a soy boy!” I weigh around 220 and I’m way more muscular than most any woman, or the average guy. I can tell you from years of playing various sports against men and women of all ages, if you’re untrained and out of shape, you’re gonna lose. Fact...

A non trained, non athletic male is not going to beat a trained female boxer. I.E. 95 percent of the guys on this forum / probably 90 percent of the US male population. Not happening. Just by virtue of being a dude doesn’t mean you’re not gonna get winded in literally the first 30 seconds of...

I saw this chick on Tinder and had to screenshot it. Because that’s what you want to look at when you’re fucking someone, Disney characters on her tits.

I played Project M. It was a fun concept but needed work. As it stood, you could spawn as a snake and just kite level 1s around poisoning them and then run off and they couldn’t do much, and they’d end up dying while fighting other stuff, etc.

I beat 70 last night with a pet build. Wasn’t easy but I won after 4-5 tries. I had around 20 seconds left when I beat the boss. It’s the only thing that could have possibly worked for my level of gear, just standing in the background while they did the work. My free primal was nemesis...

What’s the most casual WD build to beat GR 70? I kinda suck at this game and I don’t play that much. I already tried Arachyr firebats and got demolished at 55 let alone 70, and that was with all the gear and skills recommended on icy veins. Probably because my gear isn’t that good. I have...

I haven’t played a ranked DOTA game in like two years and only play mod games, usually Overthrow and IMBA. I’ve seen this one pop up on the games list, will have to try it.

So ching chongs in one country called ching chongs in another country ching chongs and now they can’t attend the Chingchong Major. What a country!

Yeah, I used to frequently have sex with my last LTR at the end of her period and I’d get a little blood on my dick but nothing bad and no unusual smell.

Trim yes, shave no. Though I did do it once because a specific woman asked me to.

Nahh, it ain't that bad in my opinion. I love a (good) smelling pussy that's also hairy. I'll eat that for days.

Dude, you can send her my way. I LOVE hairy pussies. I get so tired of the clean shaven ones, when I see any hair I'm excited. My first girlfriend as a teenager was half white / half Mexican and she had wonderful hairy pussy. Maybe I've had a fetish for them ever since...but I think it's...

Damn Tinder + horniness. 😬

Funny enough — that was actually a point of contention. I actually really dug that woman and we dated for a decent time after that, she was a good person with a good job and fun to be around. That said she had this weird shitty taste in movies to a certain extent. She also liked some good...

I have another personal failure anecdote related to this. Girl came over to my place I was really interested in. When I’m really interested in someone I hold off having sex or even pushing for anything if I’m really interested in dating them until quite a few dates in. Third or fourth date...

That fact is not lost on me.

Another story. This happened either March of 2016 or March of 2017, I don't remember which. This is more of a cautionary tale. I matched with this MILF on Tinder who was 48 and and a health fanatic with a cute body and nice skin. She lived in San Bruno, I lived in Oakland at the time. We...

Absolutely. A lot of the “sure thing” matches on Tinder have asked for dick pics without me offering, which I never do. I’d say it only happens with the ones who start sexting with you within hours of matching. Then there are the girls who want to hook up but want to go to dinner at least...

That definitely one-ups anything I’ve done with periods. I will say I met up with a girl once who blew me and said she was on her period. I wanted to see her ass anyway so I pulled her pants down and the smell was horrifying. Usually periods in my experience don’t typically make the smell any...

Unfortunately none of my casual sex stories are particularly outrageous. I guess I’ve got some funny anecdotes I could think of and post later. I’ll post one to start: Matched with a stoner girl on Tinder. Pretty face, decent body, 30ish years old. I was living in Oakland at the time and...

Details: Matched with a 19 year old on Tinder. Nerdy Chinese teenager. Face was nothing pretty, but she was a high school wrestler with gigantic tits for an Asian girl who wasn’t fat. They were really fucking nice. She was 5’6” and probably 140 pounds or so. I assumed she was in college...

This part is absolutely true. I've in the past three years in my mid to late 30's had sex with 18 year olds still in highschool (she provided multiple forms of ID,) to women in their early 50s, and everything in-between, all from Tinder / Bumble / Okcupid. I have above average looks for my age...

That’s one thing I won’t do at least. I’m not looking to marry a woman who is uneducated or broke. I seek out women with at least pretty solid careers of their own. One because it’s the Bay Area and it’s a necessity, and two because I’m not interested in wholly supporting anyone anywhere really.

It’s true, you can fuck all you want. I moved from small town Florida to the Bay Area in 2015. I went from having had sex with <15 women in my life to 40-45 now. That’s because of how easy it is to get laid in a metropolitan area if you look decent and make good money. For me it’s not at all...

Lol. I was actually going to ask you who you were referring to but I said fuck it and responded since it was germane to my situation.

I told this whole story to a woman coworker of mine I’m really good friends with. She said it didn’t make any sense, and the first thing it reminded her of was some family she has that are bipolar and can flip every couple of months when they’re triggered by something. If she was on any...

Agreed on dodging a bullet. It wasn’t that hard as it was pretty light with the other woman who was fine with it.

She wasn’t ready to be committed to me, but told me she wasn’t dating anyone else. She and I both deleted our Bumble accounts weeks back. We texted pretty much every night so I believe her when she said she wasn’t. She knew I periodically went out with this other woman and said it was fine as...

Since there doesn’t seem to be another relationship thread. Been dating this woman for almost three months. Doctorate in physical therapy, 34 years old, we had a nice time together, lots of niche shared interests for living in the Bay Area (I.e. we both shoot and upland game hunt.) It wasn’t...

I really haven't played any MMOs to speak of since 2003 with EQ. That said: I recall back at one point I quit before 2003, I sold 100,000 plat to Jonathan Yantis (remember IGE?) for something like $1100. He actually called me on the phone to confirm the details, we met in game, and he sent me...

Broham vs. Circle of Legends guild war in West Commons was one of the best things ever.

I love some of those too. Some of the interactions between him and Jimmy and Anthony were great.

Yeah, he was known for just typing really fast during heated encounters and saying nonsensical things. That much is forgivable, the guy was just a total aspie. I don’t recall the dude having any discernible sense of humor or ever really demonstrating much personality, really giving a shit...

I was in a couple of big guilds on Bristlebane (Club Fu and Arch Overseers.) Even at 23-24 or whatever I was when I quit during PoP raiding was too boring and repetitive and time consuming to do hardcore anymore. Took too much time commitment away from life. Club Fu’s leader (Pouty) was best...

Unprecedented 4chan autism.