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noice. I have a great imagination. BRB. You can name your imaginary grandkids after yourself if you want. I won't care, I won't be around to raise them.

I'm not sure what to believe here. Either you 2 are virgins, or there's some big differences amongst men in how jerking off affects them. It doesn't matter how many times I do it, if I'm horny, nothing but actual sex will sate me. Hell, jerking it seems to make me more horny most of the time.

I guess its no more accurate than vikings, but at least with vikings theres an excuse that the history is ancient and sparse.

We have pics of palum's daughter? Is she stalk-worthy?

Didn't see it in a theater, but I'm watching Time Cop right now, and it's got the most ridiculous knife fight ever. They were banging their 5" blades as if they were swords.

That was in theaters? I thought it was a scifi original.

Because it was stupid to have ever split them.

I've got it recorded. From what I hear, it's a good show, but the inaccuracies are ruining it for people who know anything about texas history. For instance, they showed one of the main ale characters as being a survivor of the alamo, and in reality it was like one woman and one slave who...

Sharing a room with 3 other guys right now. I don't know why the motherfuckers can't keep their soap and shampoo out of the shower. There's not room for 4 sets of it. I take mine out every night, I don't get why others can't show the same courtesy. I'm going to piss on them if they're...

I hate it anytime i can't take my pants off to shit. Fuck having my ankles all bound up like that.

HAHA I haven't seen one of those. That would be hilarious.

Well ...

Since we're speaking of all this shit in the jimmy thread, recently I found out that I can't use my limited flex money for what I'd planned to use it for and wha tI'd been using it for for the past 2 years. It was explained to me that I could use it for anything medical that the insurance would...

HSA's can only be contributed to if you're in a qualifying High deductible insurance plan. They are not used the same as Flex plans because you have a maximum you can put in every year which, in my experience, is lower than your max out of pocket for the year. So it's a little bit of a gamble...

I love those porns where they are fake agents and trick the girls into fucking them.

Bullshit, HSA is the best thing ever for me (a client using it). Maybe we need to move this into the politics thread, but I wonder what problem you could have with it unless you're a mooch who wants more from a plan than you put in.

That's what he gets for believing the admin when they said the shaw was anything goes.

Probably because of the fees they get charged. I'm not sure it's entirely legal for them to pass those fees onto the consumer when they use a credit card. However, using a debit card (which is what he said) is a different set of laws. Bottom line, try telling them to run it as a credit card.

I'm surprised no one else has a bot army though. Maybe there were others with bot armies, but were all run off too.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind that as a movie. It was kind of like an old west story with a jedi instead of a gunfighter.

Make a thread dammit. Also, I jerked it to your girlfriend last night.

So to help Johnny, we need to neg him? I guess I'll never get an english version of this, now. Or as my dad said, Don't shit where you eat.

The HSA account doesn't have free billpay. They want to charge a fee to use it. With the limits on HSA spending, I'm not even sure that can be paid from the HSA account, so I might have to send a fucking check to them. If that's even possible, the faggots might take it out of the account...

If she talks too much, stick your dick in her mouth to shut her up. Problem solved. Worked for me. In fact, my wife says the first time I did that and she didn't bite it off was the moment she knew she loved me. We're going on 4 years now and never had a fight, BTW.

Are there any muds still active? I know all the ones I used to play are deader than doorhammers. Last time I tried to log into any, the only 2 I could find had one person on. Me. There was another one that I always hated which still had some people. So I played it for a little bit and was...

New Jersey prostitution law TL;DR Version, up to 6 months for first offense, up to 18 months after that. Also, no sex offender registry unless it's with a minor. Oh and possibly 6 month suspension of driver's license since he generally does it in his car.

I get the same from doctors, its stupid and it's usually months before they get paid because of that shit. They say they can't let me pay at the time of serivice because they don't know exactly how much, I tell them to make their best guess because they're normally damn close, and if it's off...

Shit, that was 02? I just assumed it was a flame thrower. Didn't even think to question why he never used it. I guess now that I look at it in a still photo, I can see it looks more like an air filter. Maybe not oxygen then, just an air filter. But still, he looks as healthier than his old...

I thought Empire was the only one Lucas didn't direct.

I explained to my wife my belief that in a healthy relationship, each person should have outside interests. She agreed. Then I also used her (and every other woman's) trope against her that she 'doesn't want to change me'. We all know it's bullshit, but since she said it, I used it. Worked...

I'd like to see 2 entire NFL teams go through the process of getting Visas to work in Brazil. Yeah, I know they probably won't have to do it like normal schlubs, but I'd like to see it just the same.

As we just told you, that's only if you finance more than 80%.

WTF is wrong with people? That is a pretty creepy smile though. It should be shiny and chrome.