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You're right. Those 2 things are the same in every important way. dipshit

Khane, if she starts bugging you, try telling her you can't talk because you're on another date. Oh and do you have an address to mail that toothbrush to?

Anti-smokers are a bunch of fucking pussies. Stop acting like you don't care if people wanna smoke. Does the paved road itself not 'shit up' the environment you fucking hypocrite? The only thing wrong with throwing butts out the window is when there's a burn ban in effect because those have...

Michael Moore because he has the nerve to call what he does 'documentaries', and other people accept the label. How many M&Ms are in a standard sized pack?

The death threats most likely came from anti-gun activists pretending to be pro-gun to make them look bad. Page 29 in the handbook.

Both, if its done right.

Speaking of traffic stuff, the new light they put up by my house is really rustling my jimmies. They put it up because a bunch of fucks who don't even live in the area kept getting off the freeway and 'going the back way' to avoid traffic. As a result, 2 roads would get backed up pretty far...

It's a travesty that these are not called izzonets.

Disappointment. Is it weird if your partner asks you to make barnyard sounds during sex?

Cake by a longshot. Normally I eat no dessert if pie is the only choice. What's the funniest named place you've ever been?

OH OK I get it. The korean members of the team were given housing in one of his apartments and the black players weren't.

I hate to do this, but your entire point is invalidated because you showed your ass. The nephew of chewie, lowbaca, did not have a speech impediment. He had a mini protocol droid that he carried around. The one with the speech impediment that you're thinking of was only in a couple of books...

Someone help me out here. Are the clippers all white, or is he just paying the black players less?

at first, i thought it said terrible divorce lawyer

Yeah, that looks like the thing they use to map your eyes when you need glasses.

I agree the recent treks were piles of shit. But the big difference is, JJ won't be "rebooting the franchise" with this star wars movie. You think killing anakin was worse than killing chewie?

That an NBA owner is racist. Actually, I think I liked the fact that it was his half black mistress who was half his age that recorded all that shit a little better. What's the worst thing you've ever done in (to) a hotel room?

The whole idea that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Sure, that applies to some things like murder and rape, but for the vast majority of laws we might break day in and day out, ignorance is an excellent fucking excuse. No one can possibly expect a person to know every single law that...

Where do you live? Never seen anything like that in my life. Dental x-rays use a thingy ( i don't know wtf it is, an emitter?) that is mounted on arms and can be moved around your head.

No, she's a darkie who dyed her hair white. I can't honestly tell if she's black or hispanic, but it's pretty obvious she's not white from that picture. Wut? damn, i need to catch up on the ask amod thread I guess. Also sounds like dead babies was a net gain.

Pls explain what's going on in that ice dancing gif that I may share your outrage.

Trust me, the Christian girls who mention their relationship with Christ in their profile fuck on the 3rd date just like the atheist girls. They only do that to weed out ... well to weed out people like you, I guess.

FTFY

Final season? I missed that.

Trollface's most recent girls were absolutely not underraged (and fully clothed to boot). i don't know what he posted in the past, but that shouldn't make a difference now. theoretically, he's already served his time for any past transgressions. request Chaos's title be changed to mod...

Yall are crazy. Carole is so fucking awesome. Pam was better pre-coke, but Woodhouse is probably the only character on the show I dislike.

Was that a new episode we just got? I don't remember it, but I'm confused at the lack of threads on it. Maybe its because it was so disappointing. I can't say it was a bad episode, but it seemed like it had been done before, and better (with the usher episode). Maybe he was afraid we didn't...

While I was on eharmoney getting tons of dates, I spent most of my free time on POF browsing profiles. I also hated that EHarmoney didn't let you browse. But like I said, other than the fact that I liked looking at the pretty girls, the time spent on POF was mostly wasted. I think my only date...

My favorite memory of trollface was probably that one time he posted that picture of that fully clothed girl who was over 18 but looked kind of young, and had the picture deleted and I think he was RRP'd. Not sure about that last part because he got banned pretty quick afterwards for flexing...

Currently on right now? Vikings. Have you ever stabbed anyone?

moderator over-reaction in the rickshaw

no, that doesn't sound right. I'm pretty sure you're washed in the blood of the lamb, and you think you can sin all you want as long as you wear a cross and confess. Kuriin is a catholic priest.

I don't know where the receipt is, but it either said excise tax, or just tax and was listed as it's own line item (probably the only reason I noticed and asked about it).

And you wonder why they spit on your change.

I guess it depends on the area, but I think the pay sites are worth it. I got exactly 2 dates off of free sites in about 7 years. Hell, i got more dates than that off of myspace. But I bit the bullet and signed up for eharmoney for a couple years, and got more dates than I feel like counting...

If you're trying to say the tax only applies to items that are imported or exported, you are incorrect. You had me going for a minute, but then I remembered I bought some DME right after the law went into effect and had to pay this tax. I looked at it and it was made in the USA. Unless you...

What the fuck do you think a check is?

So, cabbit is a chick right? I think she's trying to pretend she's not, or maybe she's just a lesbo with that story of banging the crack whore, but definitely a chick.

I figured it was more the redhead thing than the black thing. I mean, just dye the black girls hair red and be done with it. But then, I hate the show and always have, so I refuse to get animated by something like this. I also didn't realize she wasn't ginger in the original movie, but wasn't...

That sounds like what bitches say they want. But what they really respond to is lines delivered with confidence.