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  1. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    GAAHHHHH Q4 better mean something different than what I think it means.
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    Doctor Who

    When is it coming back?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Great, everytime I kiss you, I'm gunna taste 36 other dicks in your mouth. Sorry it's so late, but I couldn't let that go unanswered. I'm not so enamored with virgins. I've never had one, and I'd be kind of scared to be the first one in. All I really know about it is that it's going to...
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    Archer

    I went back and watched a some of the older episodes last weekend (because I only started watching in season 4). And I'm curious if the 16 yr old from season 2 episode 1 ever called him when she turned 18. I thought it might have been his finacee, but then I checked the names and they are...
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    Archer

    I wonder if that was the plan all along. It would explain why the cyborg dude hasn't harassed them yet this season.
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    Did Little Forrest have aids?

    1. I don't recall jenny being black or gay, and everyone knows only blacks and gays get aids. 2. Wasn't the movie set before aids was invented? It looks like it waspatented in 1984
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    Health Care Thread

    The second thing. The first thing you said happened because of the second thing too.
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    The NSA watches you poop.

    Remember when he said he'd have the most transparent administration in history? I got a good belly laugh out of that even when it was new. I'm sure it was the birthers who forced him to break that promise.
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    Health Care Thread

    FTFY. It's like some of you don't really care about medical care costing so much.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Those sumbitches sure run fast. I like how the dude was thinking about saving his car.
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    ReRolled Asshat of the year, round 2 VOTING

    Delete the name you want eliminated. Araysar Tanoomba Column Sutekh TJ Lazer tad10 Numbers a_skeleton_03 Only saw 1 tough choice this round.
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    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    Thats strange, why not? As a juror, a plantiff's lawyer demanding policy limits multiple times sure seems like evidence of intent to commit fraud to me. How could something like that not be admissible? If you had video of the plantiff standing up from his wheelchair and waltzing in the...
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I don't remember felicia day in buffy either. I think you are confusing her with alyson hannigan.
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    Vikings

    Remind me, did that head priest who told him he was going to be crucified live? Cause if so, that explains it, he was just making his prophecy come true.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why would they feel different from the cops in cars who don't wear seatbelts 90% of the time?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You're either a fag, or have no game. I laugh at people who think strippers are un-pullable.
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    Full Round 1b voting for AssHat of the Year in here!

    Araysar Erronius Fanaskin Tanoomba chaos Gavinrad Sutekh Iannis TJ Lazer Duppin tad10 - isn't he about to be banned for 2.5 years? Will that disqualify him from the contest? Sean Trollface Numbers Dumar a_skeleton_03
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    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    Can't be assed to re-read the thread, but I thought the lawyer was calling him personally asking what his coverage limits were, as well as asking the insurance company, and both of them were refusing to answer. If it's discoverable during the lawsuit, I see no reason not to just tell them as...
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    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    And I assume it's somehow illegal to just tell them you have the minimums when they ask? (assuming you don't have the minimums)
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    White House Petition To Remove Day Light Savings Time

    You tell those difficult bitches that if they do a good job sucking your cock, next time you'll make sure you have the ingredients for them.
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    Minor car accident - now with ambulance chasing law firm

    Wow, didn't know that. So, asking for limits and getting refused just lets the other lawyer know to double the numbers?
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    White House Petition To Remove Day Light Savings Time

    Fuck your extra hour of sunlight, it's too damned hot as it is. Fight global warming by canceling DST.
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    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year!

    I second this. The big vote you were talking about would make the brackets useless. Plus, i thought you couldn't put everyone on same list and that's why we were doing brackets.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What's the minimum number of people who need to 'get' a joke before it's worth being told? i always thought it was 1, and the person telling it counts.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Damn, didn't record it because they didn't call it M.a.r.v.e.l. . A.g.e.n.t.s. . o.f. .S.H.E.I.L.D. Anyone got any highlights from it?
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Well duh, bet we're talking hollywood levels of hot. By hollywood standards she's below average. All I said was that, as far as I recalled, she was the worst looking girl with a speaking part this week.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I thought pain increased happiness. Am I weird?
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    It's funny you say that, I thought this was the worst episode to date. I loved lady sif, but goddam there were so many things that made me twitch. Like why send male agents after her, why did ward hesitate, and most importantly, why wasn't the seductive siren hotter? Pretty sure she was the...
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    King of the Nerds

    i ror'd too. I'm pretty sure all he said was 'thank you' in chinese. There seemed to be an extra word that i couldn't make out though.
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    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year!

    You contradicted yourself. In vinyards case, it would need to be AtMtF. Cause whatever it is right now, it's not M.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    In their defense, you don't even know to update a fucking PDF when you make software changes. So they might be onto something. Someone should teach her to make her own ionized water with a couple of bare wires plugged into the wall.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Raquel welch. There actually was another woman before her, but I don't remember her name, she was just a blonde 40 yr old playboy centerfold. Explain something that you have figured out and think most of us don't.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't see a difference. Did they roll it back?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I don't think those guys are twins
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I know this is a couple days old, but I didn't see anyone else who learned it the way I did. Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly. I'm sure people are afraid to say that today because it's got racist overtones, but fuck, it's a mnemonic, not a political platform. Black...
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    Vikings

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    Community

    You just don't like her because she's black.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Make the accounting easy, open up another checking account and pay everything child related out of that. Did you get one more farewell fuck out of her? Just to show the only hard feelings were in your pants? Yeah i know, I fucking hate that ohnoes guy too, and I've never even been divorced.
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    Life & Times at the American Office (L&TAO)

    So are you looking for prank ideas?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Most women are.