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You're confusing the everloving fuck out of me. Am I hard of understanding, or are you hard of explaining? What I'm seeing here is that you went from 1. having to change air filters every year, which is more often than the never that you changed air filters at your old house 2. You change...

I usually respond with a grunt. Lately, I've been trying to work in a "THANKS FOR ASKING!" instead. Sometimes, if I have nothing else better to do, I ramble off a list of shit and make them stop and listen to it. Well, my back hurts a little, I think I need a new mattress. I didn't sleep...

Actually no, I'm pretty sure its the whole betraying the trust of his wife thing. Which just strengthens the case that you're a woman who doesn't know anything about sam deathwalker.

Way off. I just held a seance and they told me never so much as a powder burn. They couldn't tell how many uses though, most of them said it would be easier to count the days they didn't use a gun.

Only a woman would think one adult paying another adult for sex is in the same league with sam. A woman who doesn't know who sam deathwalker is.

We got kristen nudes? Should I go back and look for them, or am I better off having forgotten?

Because no matter how cray a bitch be, she can't hurt a real man. So a man is never in any real danger from a bitch. Are there any circumstances where a fart isn't funny?

To the best of my knowledge, no one in my family has ever been shot, all the way back to the beginning of time (1776). Stairs sound pretty damned dangerous.

I can see that. I'm talking from the perspective of a person who is looking for a place to live right now.

Umm, you must have ADD. Someone from canada tried to argued the point, but lost spectacularly. They had to construct some specific situations (for instance the housing market going to shit and not being able to sell the house), and even at that admitted that they actually made over 10% on...

Do they ask about swimming pools? That's more dangerous and more relevant. Contracts are and always have been awarded to the company or person that's got the best relationship with whoever is in charge. Even if they have to disqualify some of the better looking bids for bullshit reasons to...

khane, reread what I said. You and I are in agreement.

That sounds about right for air filters. You're supposed to change them with every oil change, more or less. You could probably do every other one if you change oil at 3000 miles and don't have harsh environmental conditions. I'm sensing maintenance issues. Are you the type who believes...

Seriously, why the delay on the rerolled photo? PM me your address and I'll send you a sign if that's the problem.

LOL. If you just wanna talk to yourself, then open a word document, call it "My Diary" and have a field day.

"In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such...

The only way rent is cheaper than a mortgage is if the house is paid off.

Republicans are trying to give a delay on the individual mandate until the website has been running steadily for some period of time (3 months I think, because that was the original length of time between the website going live and the mandate going into effect). That's a common sense idea that...

All the guys fucking Johnny's wife would probably be pissed if they knew he was exposing them to diseases from $60 hookers. Actually, I should ask instead of assuming because I don't know the area, is $60 for full service expensive or cheap for that part of the country?

Leaning towards troll till he produces a proper pic with rerolled signage.

No, I didn't. What units is Love measured in?

Jobs I guess. The other 2 might have been greater men, but it would take them forever to get caught up on current science and technology. Plus, Jobs would be able to get more money to pay me for the resurrection. What makes bacon taste so damned good?

Well, fuck him once before you move out just to be sure. Dotting the t's and crossing the eyes and all that jazz.

Got a good kick out of Obama announcing his 'IT Surge' to fix the website. Fucking A man, surges are political gold since W left office. I guess it's the new way to say "we're throwing more money at it" Supposedly Sebellius said she had called the IT contractors and told them to send in the...

You mean, you're replacing your air filters yearly as opposed to quarterly because of excessive pollen? I must have misread that. Are you talking about a cars air filters or the ones in your house? The car with the stuck parking brake .. is it a standard? Cause if its an automatic, the...

no offense, but it sounds like you might be a terrible judge of the soundness of a car. Possibly also a terrible judge of the character of the person you're dealing with. Out of curiosity, do you get carFax reports and have a good mechanic check a car out before buying? If you do buy used...

It may not be 'legitimate' rape, but it's real rape by the standards of this thread. In those fantasies, they never give consent. Supposedly, the lack of accountability is part of the turn on.

Little mermaid? Did you get an ID from her, or did you knowingly fuck a 13 yr old?

No. That's no laughing matter because those idiotic fuckers will be choosing my nursing home one day. Do you still listen to terrestrial radio (meaning the shit broadcast locally as opposed to satellite or internet radio), and if so, how often?

Hey retard, before 0care, your insurance pool was not made up of everyone in america. If there were too many fatties in your pool for your tastes, you had the option of changing pools. Also, fatties used to be regularly denied for the pre-existing condition of being a fatty.

Inarticulate special needs faggots who just neg instead of making a comment that can be responded to. If you're so sure of you're point, you shouldn't be afraid to defend it.

How many people were in your group? Seems like $50k shouldn't be enough to pay for a single manager.

That might just be the effects of the heroine on her eyes. Johnny, post shots of her tits and ass.

Truth be told, the witnesses who instsagrammed the video, camera-raped them both.

Gotta admit, she is a lot better looking than kristen.

Do you not listen to the news deathwing? Before 0care, fifty bajillion people a day (approximately, give or take some other imaginary number) went without medical care. Because if you weren't rich you couldn't afford it and got nothing. Why would fat people be exempt from this? Either they...

I'm not a fan of leasing, but I've helped my mom lease a couple of cars. I only think leasing is a good idea if you're the type of person who must have a new car every few years. I'm not that type, I still drive a 2001 with 400k miles that I bought new, and I plan to keep driving it till at...

No you didn't. They paid for themselves, or they didn't get care.

#1 sexual fantasy among women includes being raped.

Wasn't the case till a month ago. Thank 0 that you have to foot the medical bill for fatties now. You think that only happens with fat people, and that it happens with all of them?